₦airaland Forum

Ginaz:
what about the ghost pest......they will be with you till dawn. even if you drive them away by making excuses that you wanna bath or sleep immediately you drink water and drop cup they are are there again looking at you.

lol, u neva chiCHUMchin

CivilzedTyger:
Yeah, A lady, I was teachng her with all my life doing assignments at the expense of my own academic balance nt knwng i was jst pouring water on a waste basket, till the first semester result was out and the girl flop big time, naso i find my way.

lwkmd, ode reloaded

remember007:
The pests...wanting to be friends at all cost...expecially guys

even gurls

Princezoi:
R.I.P English!!!!!

lol, that was a typo error, u sef...

SkinnyDude:
i thought friends didn't steal from friends.. i was wrong though.

if a brother can steal frm a brother, then wats friends?

CivilzedTyger:
The Olodo's; These ones i wonder if they will ever understand anythng sha

lmao, eva come across one?

jworos:
The Meal Hunters,i had ds neighbor who always knocks on my door just when i drop d food.

lol, see timing

SkinnyDude:
evil spirit... na so this guy follow me come my lodge.. i put food, we eat finish.. as em wan go house.. em try to steal my 500bucks.. thank god i sharp..
since then, i dey avoid that guy like shiit...

lol;Dshii cud hav gotten real

TheMainMan:
... We rock...

Don't be so excited, ever heared of a silent bazooka?

TheMainMan:
.....

the neutral ones - no friends, no enemies.. ..

...

INTROVERTS

School is entirely another world inside the normal world where you come across different categories of people, either awkward by nature, appalling attitudes that can't germane with your hopeful expectations. Some are what is listed below↓⇩↓⇩

1. The die hard: No matter how you try to avoid this one, he/she will still want to hang with you, maybe because you're so physically attractive to the opposite sex, hin wan benefit small or rather having a commensal parol with you.

2. The Meal hunters: You mostly find this pests in the hostel whenever you are about cooking the little you have, some will be seating on the bunk bed bringing out topics all in the aim of devouring your food along with you when its done.

3. The lousy parrot: Lol, I believe you know what lousiness+parrot equals because this one would just talk non-stop. A dead scenario can come alive on his/her presence.

4. The Jester: If you don't or didn't have this one among your friend list then you must be dull by nature. This one can make you laugh out your lungs with just a comment If it's a guy, he can tease the heckk out of females in class.

5. The Cool pal: This one rarely speaks in a conglomerate area when hiking with his/her friends but would rather turn to a powered talking machine when in the hostel, u can't tell if he or she is Introverted or Ambiverted.

6. The Lazy Genius: This one would come for lectures and jot down nothing but only listens to the lecturer's sermon Dosent have much dress sense but very brilliant that after the semester's exams, even a mad man would testify about the grades he made.

7. The True friend: In pains and sorrow and even in the dream you'll find this one consoling or encouraging you. This one is so rare that if you're lucky to have one, even the devil will boil up with anger.

8. The borrowing champion: This one complains for a living, will borrow money from you and vows to pay back but the reverse is the case after that.

9. add yours
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Tosyne2much show o

Damaged medula

Adaeze003:
What about Saturn?
Lupita for moi...

lol, jupita not lupi

I think she's confused by nature

BuddhaPalm:
Wouldn't it be a big deal if Lagbaja posted a 'natural' picture of himself?

his attire mks him unique

the girl's English really needs grease

Vinshu:
86% Of Females on Social Media apply makeup.

So the day they have to be makeup free, is a special day

You mean they take it as "THE NATURE'S DAY"

adedayourt:
do u kno d amount of energy i lost trying to cum d first time

lwkm...bro were u bangin a cow?

Cutehector:
Lol thank God they knw their make up face is an artificial one...

I tey u my broda, persin go wake fr mornin go wipe face come lie dan fr bed snap pix say "my face inda morning, have a nice daay sweedies" shuuuu

adedayourt:
bae b like #me without makeup
i be like go apply it pls u ugg

Come again pls

jupita rocks

An observer would know wad ah mean

Jst asking

Why do ladies feel so excited whenever they post a picture of them without makeup?
Something guys do everyday. They be like #natural_me #Aww_I woke up like this #dats me natural ..Yeeeee

And how's this stopping 2moa frm being Monday?

Some people just dnt know how to fictionalize anymore

fcck it, al just be me

winner ke?