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who is konji?

Anoda fr some of em is LAYA

we cud hv ruled ova evry creature na

If konji arises, na tu jst grab 1 lioness begin dey testify fr bush

AKWA chicks na

d can manage d heck out of anyfing

Lack of self esteem

Al jst start feeling hw to feel

ah smell War frm afar

op jst take cover

Airforce1:
when are u gonna upload your real pic?

Or are u above 30?

wicked

yu wan c faces go FACE nitemare abi?

Once a f@g, always a f@g

i learnt he n his husband adopted a baby

Bisi Alimi, 40, is an LGBT (Lesbian Gay
Bisexual Trans) advocate. In an Instagram
post shared yesterday, he recalls how his
family cut off contact with him three years
ago.
Though his instagram fans commented their support http://www.bellanaija.com/2015/04/09/nigerian-gay-rights-activist-bisi-alimis-tale-of-how-his-family-cut-him-off/

nigga jst take cova

wiked salary

garriboy:
But seriously, is there some sort of politics to get a post to front page? Most of the items on the list doesn't even make Nigerians laugh at you. For example which sane person in Nigeria will laff at u if u don't eat ur chicken bones in a restaurant? Dumbest post since the begining of this year

jst decided tu share ah post, neva knew twas gon mk FP.... watsup witchu??

u cn go n do de below

E-brities

Ok my people, lemme plateau us to some real fact about our humourous lifestyles. So girls grab a pillow and guys go get that ORIJINAL liquid n enjoy the ride B)

1. Foreign accent

https://www.travelstart.com.ng/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/American-Accent-500x300.jpg

English language is not an issue to any Nigerian but the moment you start speaking like a white man, you are in for a show. This is because you would be laughed to scorn; it doesn’t matter if you have spent your whole life in America.

2. Foreigners eating the local delicacies

https://www.travelstart.com.ng/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/RED-OIL.png

Nigerians do not believe that a foreigner would eat their local meals especially eba, fufu and other types of swallow, whenever they see a foreigner engrossed in such a meal, they cannot help it but laugh and sometime, they may even take a picture of these persons to show to friends.

3. Nollywood Stunts

https://www.travelstart.com.ng/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Nollywood-stunts.jpg

Once, Nollywood movie stunts were applauded but nowadays, people find some of the movies very funny because of the way some of their characters are projected. Take for instance, when you see an assumed ghost afraid to cross the road, looking left and right to check if its safe for him to cross. That is hilarious!

4. Being the first to arrive for parties
Coming late for parties is no longer something that Nigerians see as a problem, but when you are the first to come for a party or event, they think that you are coming for the meals and a lot of people may think that it is very funny to beat time for that event.

5. Eating fufu with knife and fork

Ahh…You don’t try this in a local food center. You would be laughed at because it is very strange and funny to a lot of people. They believed that Nigerian foods (swallows) are meant to be eaten with your hands and not to eat it with knife and fork. Fufu is a local food and they believe it should be eaten the way locals eat it.

6. Ladies fighting over a man

If men are fighting over a lady, they would allow them to fight or sometimes, scold them but when it comes to ladies fighting over a man, it is a different ball game. You should not be surprised when you see cars parked to watch these ladies fight because they think it is funny.

7. When you travel to an African country and come back with an American accent

https://www.travelstart.com.ng/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/American-accent-joke.jpg

They believe that you must have lost your mind and would simply laugh over your accent. They believed that it is impossible for you to travel to an African country and come back with an American or British accent.

8. Nigerians who would not crush their chicken bones

https://www.travelstart.com.ng/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Chicken-bones.jpg

Bones are not only meant for the dogs especially chicken bones and fish bones, a lot of Nigerians find it funny when you eat just the flesh and leave behind a chunk of meat with bones. They simply believed that you should crush these bones.

9. Men who wear suit and tie and walk under a very hot weather

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The weather in Nigeria can be harsh during the dry season and it is very common to see a lot of Nigerians move around with suit and tie. It doesn’t matter if you are the bank manager when you walk aimlessly on the street without a car, Nigerians would believe that something may be wrong with you.

10. People who wear sun glasses at night

It is not a welcomed fashion savvy for Nigerians. They may think that you are blind and if they discover that you are not handicapped, the next thing is laughter because they don’t believe that you can see with such glasses.

11. A poor man with pot belly

The old belief that rich old men are those with pot bellies has not died in the modern world. It is difficult for a lot of people to believe that it is possible for a pot belly man to say that he is not having money.

http://www.travelstart.com.ng/blog/13-things-only-nigerians-will-think-are-funny/

the title of ur novella shud b "Tayo d KONGI-full negro"

am cum-in

*modified*

Op can u tel us y they find our ATM cards d most attractive??

willywasco:
plz say sometin one can understand

oh sorry, meant to type dat your post is POO...by dat I min sh*t
Hope dats clear?

ur POO no gt version

Hw cn cheaters nad cheat wen she's cheating herself by cheating on the cheated??

ah wan sleep

sha maa help u small

Telem u nid his LOVE luking into his eyes emotionally.. simple(u can evn kiss him tu sense), D sincerity will arrest his shyness n he'll pour out his own mind sharperly

no disturb me again o

**goes bak tu slip**

am waiting fr Asari's

By Egufe Yafugborhi
WARRI – FIRE outbreak from an oil blowout
on the Riapele-Forcas Trunkline belonging to
the Shell Petroleum Development Company
(SPDC) has reportedly killed a mother and
three children in Odidi, Warri South West Local
Government Area, Delta State.
Friday Deinghan, a community leader in Odidi
who spoke to Vanguard yesterday described
the magnitude of the spill and the associated
fire as “unprecedented”.
The alleged victims include Mrs Ebosine
Photo, 36, her children, Siyafa and Gift Photo,
16 and 6 years respectively and an unnamed
toddler just under a year.
Deighan said, “The mother and the children
were out fishing more than three kilometers
away from the spill point, very unmindful that
the crude oil has spread across the river. It
was nightfall.
“She made to light a hurricane lamp they
usually use to illuminate their way as they
mend their nets and fishing traps. Immediately
she lit it and dropped it into the water, the
thing caught fire and engulfed the four of
them.”
He said no Joint Investigation Visit (JIV) has
been carried to ascertain the cause and extent
of damage since the community noticed
bubbles on the blowout spot and reported to
SPDC Thursday last week.
“The community had promptly notified Shell,
asking them to boom the place to arrest the
oil from spreading wide, but they refused. That
line is aged and that spot has undergone
failure and contracted for clamping repeatedly.
“As I speak with you now, it is serious
humanitarian concern in the community as
the people are confused and in mourning.
People can’t go for fishing and something
urgent needs to be done.”http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/oil-blowout-kills-mother-three-children-in-delta/

al name it BURDEN

Israel has promised to assist Nigeria in
fighting corruption and terrorism and also help
to develop the the agriculture sector. This is
contained in a statement issued by Mallam
Garba Shehu, Director, Media and Publicity,
APC Presidential Campaign Organisation, on
Monday in Abuja.
The statement said the pledge was contained
in a congratulatory letter signed by the Israeli
President, Reuven Rivlin, to the President-
elect, retired Maj.-Gen. Muhammadu Buhari.
“The two countries face similar dangers and
challenges in the daily struggle against those
who wanted to terrorise their citizens.
“The latest news regarding the Boko Haram-
ISIS alliance underscores the need for like-
minded countries to unite in the fight against
such radical terrorist organisations. “I assure
you that in this important campaign, Israel
stands shoulder-to-shoulder with Nigeria,’’
the statement quoted the Israeli leader as
saying.
It expressed the hope that under Buhari’s
leadership, the ties between both countries
would become stronger. ”I wish you every
success in the challenging task ahead and
trust that under your presidency, the
relationship, friendship and cooperation
between Nigeria and Israel will continue to
expand and strengthen,’’ it said.http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/israel-pledges-to-support-nigeria-fight-boko-haram-corruption/

write2obi:
Who is she

she is who

pls can some1 ban dis felo

OGEmerald:
Bad Belle is allowed.Have u ever bought side mirror in your entire life?

Murderer