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probably calling to know if he's really dead ![]() |
dats jst ah tank of new sh*ts ![]() |
wallflower:True talk |
una bin tin say na ifeoma or Nneka una go see ![]() |
Rumors have it That, Popular nollywood actor/Comedian, Osita Iheme also known as pawpaw may be getting married soon. His screen twin brother Chinedu Ikedieze also known as Aki got married some years back while Osita has remained single. According to reliable sources, wedding plans are on the way for the actor to his Ghanaian sweetheart and it would happen soon. Speaking to PawPaw, he says he is getting married to his Ghanaian, and they are opting for a secret wedding.http://akpraise.com/2015/04/12/meet-osita-iheme-pawpaw-beautiful-ghanaian-girlfriend/
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Ograke:lol....Abi ![]() |
naijaboiy:shake wella, no break am o ![]() |
1. LIVING WITH THE GUY You pack half of your belongings to live with a man who hasn't even paid for a mouse on ur head. Haba this is wrong, you only visit during courtship. Jst keep calm at your father's house, when he's ready to make the ultimate move he will come with his kings men. Learnt bout a lady who packed her things to live with her boyfriend of 5yrs bt end up receiving smackdowns frm him when a lil quarrel arises. 2. DOMESTIC PRETENSE When your mother asks you for a hand in the kitchen, dats when you'll complain of being tired and so forth BUT when you visit ur bf, dats when u"ll turn A GREEN BRIGADE STAFF by sweeping heaven and earth in his aprtment, doing the laundry and even getting food stuffs in d market tu prepare fr him, sister he might come back home with another damsel to deal with that your food when he knows you're not gon be around(dats if he's a midfielder) 3. THE DESPERADOES Hang on there miss before u end up with Lucifer's grandson out of desperation and end up being a victim of what you never wished for and would later regurgitate the 3 words "HAD I KNOWN" you better focus on saying dat word backwardly. 4. PRAYER HOUSES 40% if not 50% of women are guilty of this one. Your friend jst told you about this prophet/prophetess who rains mates to the unmarried that he or she is a very powerful prophet(tess)..abi, when baal prophets don full ground?, some even go far by sleeping with this so called prophets in a room that has no difference with a mini-shrine. 5. BE CAREFUL WITH THAT CUTE STRANGER He jst asked you out and seemed interested in marriage on a date with his charming tone and you're already melting like a borrowed candle, dnt give in easily on wateva he questions you about, either about urself and your family background. Get to know hom without asking him bt rather asking those close to him about him, his family etc.BOOST THAT SELF ESTEEM cc: Ishilove ![]() Farano ![]() |
things fall apart ![]() |
DeKasablanca:yu con summon Orijin101 ...na part of ur group![]() ![]() |
Adaobi12:sure ah undastand u, ah was an introvert bfr bt nad anymre ....being socialistic jst requires being friendly n contributive in any conversation positively....ah no sum guys might wanna take advantage of u wen u gt close tu knowing ya felo mates you jst hv tu friendzone them n kip hooking up wit others...biliv me, u gon benefit a lot (depending on d types u hang out wid) ![]() hope it helps |
Buhari be like "good boy..good boy, dats how to respect ya elders politically" ![]() |
long live our JP ![]() |
Adaobi12:lol...if u really wanna get along wid other pple...ah fink u shud free urself first....kus being introverted's like being caged ![]() gt to know others esp guys they'll mk u lively like neva bfr ![]() |
U shy? ah fink dis ur e-Relationships nids tu be checked bfr u kukuma go toast devil online.....Kus ah fink u r ah SHY type |
Strongfaze:sounds asif u've com across 1 ![]() |
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maa com read lies small ![]() |
Haw do u xpect a banana tu bypass a monkey's presence? ![]() |
SleekyP:wicked....wicked ![]() |
Ok 1 fing dats inspires me bout ah woman is being an OPTIMIST ![]() |
Luedave:no.4 Maga?? |
alberto2k:a neutral one has bin detected ![]() |
We all know Introverted people are those who hardly socialize with other people and they keep their worries to themselves without sharing for a possible solution but would rather solve it themselves at times. Here's some list to detect them, and some can even be fun to be with if you get to him/her better ![]() 1. THE SLIGHTLY INTROVERTS These ones are lukewarmed ie they sometimes communicate wid few pple and sometimes act like they've neva met u before, you'll see this ones walking in pairs or sometimes alone. 2. THE CHRONIC ONES Their faces alone cautions u from approaching them. they would come to the class early before lectures to read and you hardly see them seat in the front row because they wouldn't want to query the lecturer during lectures, they would rather go to his/her office to do so. 3. THE DIE HARDS These ones will never contribute were a conversion is ongoing, they would rather seat there and smile(not laugh) when a hilarious comment is made by a fellow mate, he was either there to read or do an assignment before his colleagues came into the class to make some noise. 4. THE INTERNALLY DEAD ONES They would wish they had the boldness to express themselves without being shy. When they see the girls they crushing on unexpectedly, they would vibrate on a sight of her and can even hide, they can send gifts with anonymity to the girls they in love with. They could be MAGAzoned if they fall for the wrong girls. 5. THE SILENT GENIUS You won't see this one read often in the room nor socialize with others because he doesn't talk much. He'll either be fiddling his phone, read novels, playing games or listening to old time love blues, and at d end of the semester he comes out to be the best. U chop winch? ![]() Feel free to add yours Cc: Lalasticlala ![]() |
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Feminists in Nigeria?? ![]()
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A lady wid ah hairy arm pit YUUUUUULK ![]() |
aloa3:gbam |
N OP's topic be making sense anyhow nice1 u shud ve added "Avoiding ur bf's ATM card fr a month" ![]() |
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