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robonski15:
Welcome to the fold sir.. Have you got he plan?

Nt yet sir Good morning

soft777:
MR Puffynana i will give u a write up tomorrow on the best business report ,in a way that you can start making profit in your first 3 to 4 months and how u can shear your ponds to get monthly sales .your profit will be like your salary . It pains me when i see people leave fish farming cause of looses and it gladens my heart to see new people come in. we shall help by GOD grace , guide you, so that u will not regret starting this business . PROF ROBONSKI PLEASE WELCOME OUR NEW COLLEAGUE TO THE BUSINESS

Thanks in advance sir.
I know God is blessing you for ur good work here already. He will bless you more.
Good morning

soft777:
IF U CAN ANSWER THESE 3 QUESTIONS FOR ME THEN I WILL EASILY GIVE U A GOOD BUSINESS PLAN ANALYSIS ? DO U HAVE LAND ALREADY ? DO U HAVE SOURCE OF WATER ? AND WHAT TYPE OF PONDS U INTEND USING

Yes sir
There is land already. With a stream running behind it.
Plan to use a concrete pond so that I can drain and see my fishes well being regularly as the earthen pond are mostly not transparent
Infact every thing is ready except capital for construction of pond and feeding.

adegbem:
Am presently a Corp member (nysc) I got an opportunity offer from bank of industry for a loan of about 2 million (apart from personal investment which is around a million) and I want to go into piggery business and fish farming in medium scale (I love to have a mentor if anyone is willing) but I want to write a business proposal first and I need a breakdown of a startup expenses for fish range of 4000-6000 (thinking of have like 3 different pond for the growing, stocking in a month or two month interval and you can pick any specific number for the analysis), please note I have read alot about the thread (am not lazy... Lol) and I have gain alot but I need comprehensive information to put up a financial plan, please do render your help. If location matters, the farm would be in osun state Ede to be precise and my phone number plus whatsapp is 08138358209 if you want to go further in helping out. I promise to be cheerful with any knowledge I gain here and to be a feedback source in the future

Exactly what I posted days ago. We jjc that want to start this business by next year need to plan and know the capital needed and the approximate amount that can be used to feed a thousand fishes to maturity. Pls help us. Corpers wee

lordfredrick:
just sent it out to everybody that dropped their mail, i got it for free from @tranxo so why would i hoard. as for the people that just got it, spread the word.

Please help me out too
Thanks

jammeyboy:
send it to me too. hootsuite0003@outlook.com

Please help a brother too
Thanks

Hello house! Hmm how should I even start, am a corp member serving in Plateau state. I reside in akure, ondo state and I plan to start fish farming as soon as I finish service by April next year.
I plan to start construction of my pond by Dec wen I go home and I am still yet to decide if I should use a concrete block or a plastic one. I plan to start small with 1000 fingerings. I av read and read this trend but can't make a decision out of it yet. If there is any fish farmer in akure that can be of help and mentor an engineer turn farmer please notify me
Besides I don't know if there is any pdf file from one of the bosses here that can serve as guide,please direct me to it. Besides I av being to Agric network and I don't seem to be able to find my way around it.
Thanks in advance

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Go to www.yifysubtitles.com, search for ur movie, download the English subtitles or any language u want. It usually very small in size mostly less than 30Kb. Unzip the folder, play ur movie with vlc then drag the ". Srt" file to the vlc while ur movie is playing. That's all

Delusiongirl20:
Is not funny. Why not break up wherever the fire extinguished.

Is that how u like it?

osaslord500:
Na xoo break up hard reach?

Which easy way y de use?

rawtouch:
What about through the gateman

'Oga say make I no open gate for you again'

DOPE

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2........Shoprite
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Pick one of the many nooks or isles in this store and hopefully, the fact that there are cameras and other people around, will deter any argument from getting too loud.
Also, your mate cannot lash out and break or smash anything in anger as they would have to pay for it.
The pros to this break up is that not only is it really public and quite safe, Shoprite is usually located in close proximity to restaurants, café and bars that can offer solace in form of food and drink to the mate that was just dumped.

3.........Omenka Art Gallery
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Like most galleries, Omenka has an unspoken “keep things quiet” rule, and actually, it can be easier to break the news over a famous painting or prestigious artifact on display knowing your partner will most likely be kicked out if they get loud. Again, the serene classy environment can curb their urge to make an outburst and encourage them to keep it together.
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While it sounds awful to wait until someone is about to board a plane to dump them, breaking things off at an airport allows you and the person literally close the door on one chapter of their lives and start afresh with a another. They can take the time on their trip to absorb the break up, move on and prepare their mind for a true new beginning.

5........"....QUILOX
Breaking up with someone in a nightclub might sound cliché, but it works every time.
The low lighting at Quilox will help you evade the hateful gaze of your now ‘ex’.
Also, no one will hear the spiteful words your former lover may throw at you over the loud roar of music.
In addition, this club is always crammed with a lot of single Lagosians looking to hook up or meet someone, therefore your ex will stand a high chance of getting on the rebound as quickly as you possible.
Quilox is certainly best for those looking to avoid the guilt that comes along with looking into the sad eyes of the breakup victim, the location has everything you need.

Don't b in a hurry. Harvest it and store till next year. It's harvest time everyone has maize that's y it'd ridiculously cheap

Its out oo
See prove below
Dnt ask me cos I dnt knw

VOICEOFTHEMASES:
Blindness is when u believe that a man trekked from lagos to abuja in 19days. Got to abuja looking still fresh. A journey that will take 9hours took this man 19days.

He showed up with the same cloth?

Small water bottle?

No umbrella incase of ran?

His cloths are still looking neat?

How about food to eat or was someone coming to feed him?


Chai my people una mumu don over mature. For believe this shit

Boss nothing is impossible, I saw a cattle rearer here in ondo state, a boy o that has being walking all his life, he started his journey from kano and he has made it to ondo state on foot with hundreds of cows.

edwapkalmeed:
This is Shocking!!!
it hard to believe if u are doubting check the arm tattoo and take a look close at the face very well ..
Abeg guys, Where the Yansh come
from?
Never lose hope

She never had dat tatoo @dat age photoshop abeg.

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Joel3:
hello peeps,

I tweak my sim 1 IMEI to BB IMEI, and yesterday I did
glo bis sub a month 1k. below is the message I have been getting and until now. status to 777.

Welcome!BB subscription is pending activation. Please remove & insert battery after 1 hour. Helpdesk 333 would be available in 24 hours. Thank you. Glo Unlimited

till now I am still unable to connect, countless of time I removed my battery and sim and then resert it back but to no avail. is this thing still working if some kind of fraud?

I would have just remain with my usual mtn sub before porting to this mess.

someone with details if glo bis is still working and what I need to do.

Put the Sim in a blackberry 1st not d bb10 series oo

Orijin101:
[b] ok. . . the last time Rachael visited me, here are the characters i observed;

*orijin, please put kamasutra letz watch, this lord of the rings is gettin borin, i did!

*orijin, you are busy with your system while I'm here alone, am i not important to you? i joined her!

*orijin, can you see what that king is doing before having sex with his wife? i comot eyes!

*orijin, you are not even romantic, are you not enjoyin the movie with me? I smiled

*orijin, why are you smilin now, you are too naughty, she mistakenly/intentionally hits my kokoro, I laughed!

*orijin, I'm coming i wanna use the toilet, i said ok!

-while she was in the toilet, i quickly performed some miracles which you will read later

-she came back and sat on my lap

*orijin, i jez don't know why i love you so much and i replied "i love you too babe"

*she started kissin me and my kokoro started searchin for signal. . .

*she started rubbin my kokoro and i started svckin her oranges

*she unzipped my trouser to give me a head but to her greatest surprise! My kokoro waz already putting on a CONDOM!

And what happened after that *some text missing*

cc: tosyne2much[/b]

Nigga u a fucker...... Made my lafta wake my neighbours 0027hrs

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