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rowland545:
I did not really understand how they used d condom ....did day wear it on der ships or wat.... anyway thank God for condoms i can worry less about infection

India navy wanted to blow up Pakistani ships with the usage of Limpet mines ( It’s like a detonator). The mines do have a magnet and all they have to do is to place it under the Pakistani ships. But there’s a problem... The mines go blow in 30mins after placement which will be risky for even India navy..

So in other to extend it from 30mins to more farther time, they used condom. I’m guessing they probably wore those condoms on the magnet of the Limpet mines..

Caseless:
Black people...the best way to hide something from them is to keep in a book. They won't read.

That quote is a sentimental one..

Is it every black man that doesn’t read? Is it every white man that reads?

You that read thru the post, you white?

vanbonattel:
Don't mind them, the crowd in the markets today is suffocating. I nearly fainted.

That must have been caused by series of body of odours..

This is exactly how to know that you’re lieing... You nearly fainted lol

Good move but it won’t still be enough..

They have to change almost all their first 11..

TheFacelessMan:
Decades ago, I had the same arrow in my quiver...

E don teeeh o bro..

Split it..


How did it happen?

Bendeco02:
Northern leaders will have sense by force

Muslim Muslim ticket in the mud

They thought it will favor them.

Religious Bigot, MM ticket was all about formations to win elections, not about dictating Governance..

Smartcitizen:
You are not worried and you put your mouth inside it.

Put mouth?

Nah my finger I take type o. Nah mouth you dey use type?

I be Chelsea fan but I dey state my observations regarding other football teams - does that mean I’m worried about those teams?

ruggedtimi:
Possible a special guest of honour at the event...it looks like ceremonial soldiers.

You’re sharp..

Seyi came to Ogun state for a particular ceremony. I watched it on TikTok..

I was shocked when I saw that nairaland mods can’t differentiate between recreational cadets & Nigeria soldiers..

Nawa o..

Are we to say Nairaland mod can’t differentiate between recreational cadets & soldiers?

Seun, you’re on a long thing o..

seunlayi:
Disgrace is waiting for the tinubus in 2027

Lol..

Unfortunately, ship don sail already..

Because recreational cadets are saluting his son? Are you even aware that’s not Abuja? It’s Ogun state o..

Omoawoke:
Stop lying you shamlesss pathetic liar

Chinedu was rejected not because his mother was Igbo but because he insulted Yorubas and doesn’t identity with the people he want to govern

And he lost to a far more credible candidate

You cannot change history with your filthy lies

You shouldn’t have even respond to him bro. We’ve passed that. Not as if they don’t know themselves..

Tinubu’s wife is from Delta state but she’s been a Senator for years in the west

Adeleke’s wife is an Igbo..

Seyi Makinde’s wife is from Rivers..

Here in Ogun state, I can count the government parastatals that are non-yorubas, yet no one gives a F. They’re even happier here with us, happiness wey dem no fit see for their state..

Yorubas are too sophisticated to give a F about all those things..

Beuberry:
Vitalis or Vitapoor, you should be ashamed of yaself and ya people

The guy has always been ashamed to the extent that he has lost all form of being ashamed..

It’s difficult to be an Osu not to talk of in 2024 when many evolutions don take place..

Smartcitizen:
Why are you worried?

Worried keh..

Lailai..

I have no worries in me talkless or worrying about Agulu primitive system. I’m only stating the obvious..

zero8zero:
Can't you see that the "settlers" is in quotation marks?. Read the article again, the so-called settlers are even the aborigines.

He states, “Edeaniagu was the ancient man colonial masters met when they came. Edeaniagu briefly joined the Native Authority as a warrant chief, and later, due to old age, sent his only son Onwude to be representing his people. Onwude one day brought a baby lion from Udi forest while returning from an assignment. The father was afraid that lions might devour his only son. That was how he delegated Chukwuani, the son of Aninwangwu, to take over the position at the Native Authority.

Which baby lion..

They are just being economical with the truth. They didn’t want to say they brought an Osu from udi Forest

Some people thought we are joking by saying there fore-fathers used to lived with the monkeys in the forest..

Love800:
The useless alex Ferguson laid down the foundation for the fall of manchester united. He went to endorse incompetent david moyes to take over because he(david) was his tribesman!

I doubt this..

The first coach Ferguson recommended was Jose Mourinho..

Wetin con happen nah hin I no know..

ceejay80s:
no vex, but that dead person I see is a man

The picture is a woman. It might have been the pic was taken too late..

obiekunie01:
why is it that fat people take pics covering only their face and shoulder?

It’s called Selfie for a reason..

It’s not about body size..

The Op get meat for body well..

Better meat..

The couple had been married for 17 years and had children..

Damnn..

Imagine killing your wife of 17 years within a blink because of yam! What’s going on in Agulu is beyond poverty..

“The man brought out yam to be cooked for the entire family to eat, and the wife told him that she was not going to eat the cooked one, that she preferred roasted one, and went ahead to roast the yam.

“As a result, the man got angry and dragged her into the room, locked the door, and beat her till she gave up the ghost,” the eyewitness, who did not want his name in print, told Daily Sun.

Damn! Lack of understanding chaii... Why can’t they prepare both the boiling & roasted yam? It doesn’t take long for yam to get boiled. Why the aggression?

Don’t be surprised that the man already got high on fake drinks like Hero beer before getting home. So so unfortunate..

Imagine say Tiktok don dey or instagram back then..

Him for make mad money!

Nah nonsense most Naija comedians dey do these days. E no dey pass woman / money! No reasonable content at all..

ManU sup sell all their first eleven then bring in fresh players

I tell you..

The one wey funny me pass nah substandard borehole after stealing Anambra dry..

Since it’s about Maybe, it means he himself is not sure..

No be every bar / club dey entertain comedy..

They wouldn’t have allowed him to enter the pub at all if it’s about skin color..

All these kind movie..

Naso dem go dey fake accent..

Nah why I no dey into them like that..

cornelman:
It's like man u coaches are cursed. What do they do with their players during training? See the way Bournemouth was doing close marking while one of them will take on 3 Man U players successfully with little challenge.

Plus, Amorim has a problem of PRIDE. He thinks EPL is some useless Primera Liga where he beats all the teams. I guess he doesn't believe that Bournemouth can take on Sporting Lisbon comfortably and even crunch out a win.

Why didn't he stick with the winning team plus he played Bruno out of position, dragged mazroui to back 3 when Yoro and delight are available.

His proud experiments are what will sack him at the end of the day.
Ruud would have been a better option till end of season.
Allegri or Simeon Inzaghi would have been the best on permanent basis.

Ruben Eni-Amori is just a brilliant P.E. teacher like Ten Hag.
Man U should look forward onto getting a good coach first before giving out money to buy good players. Else, it will end in Ten Hag way

And you think Bournemouth can beat Sporting?
ManU problem is not about coach but players. ManU need to change almost all their first Eleven!

garykoeman:


One Nigeria in south west

Only Igbo in south east.

Even if Biafla ever happens, there won’t be 1 Biafla..

Agulu mentality is too primitive..

Hmm..

If 2face truly did all these things to him back then, then he had no reason to relate with 2face..

50/50… No cheating..

azpekuliar:
2face grow up for Jos?

Yep..

Tho I think he was born in Festac..

Anyhow sha, the Agulu fraud won’t ever make it..

This Op doesn’t have any good knowledge of history..

Omo..

ManUnited WomanUnited dey collect hardcore o

Krismas:
point of correction. it is not brainwash; it was forced. they killed 80million people to force Christianity on mankind and Africa might require another 500yrs to overcome this mental slavery of religion. Christianity is a completely fabricated religion.

Damnn..

It’s so unfortunate bro..