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Music/Radio / Re: Hidden Faces Of Nairaland Music Members by punchlinee: 9:10pm On Nov 13, 2009
pureminded:

@javalove
I think having internet at home is your biggest problem over there right U are the second guy telling me i bought cyber air time,wtf gan ?
javalove na u they finish like this?
Music/Radio / Re: What Are your Top 10 Naija Hip Hop Tracks Of 2009? by punchlinee: 9:08pm On Nov 13, 2009
tosinadeda saucekid bribe u ? this ur list should be called saucekid top 10.lol
Music/Radio / Re: What Are your Top 10 Naija Hip Hop Tracks Of 2009? by punchlinee: 7:47pm On Nov 13, 2009
rapjunkee nice thread well though, am going to rush this
am sorry am doing from 14 to 1


14 modenine-death blow part 2 (2010)
13. modenine ft mo cheddar-is this what u want (2010)
12  vector-weapons
11-ezzie b- for the love
10 eva kayefi monimo- underated
9   del city-carry turkey
8.  midnite-say you will
7.  skales-heading for the grammy
6  ak48-rep your hood
5  saucekid-airplane mode/game needs me
4  flowshow diss to sauron-nairaland monkey
3  str8buttah-fire
2  str8buttah-uncontrolled substance
1. kayefi-street credibility remix


nobody should ask me for the 2010 songs cuzz i cant give yall till 2010. it is not out officially , amen
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by punchlinee: 11:44am On Nov 13, 2009
lol most of u are wack rappers
Music/Radio / Re: Phat Wall Muzik Studios.top Quality Production @ The Most Affordable Rates. by punchlinee: 11:43am On Nov 13, 2009
why should i pay 18k to mix and master ? too expensive man
Music/Radio / Re: NEW DR DRE TUTORIALS-FRUITY LOOPS-Ofoka Teaches Nigerians How To Make Beats by punchlinee: 11:39am On Nov 13, 2009
can we have the flp file? or more tracks from streetballer
Music/Radio / Re: Watch Vector's Freestyle & Exclusive Sample Track by punchlinee: 11:37am On Nov 13, 2009
tight snickers.
does vector have any new song?
am tired of all the old rappers. vector any new songs ??
Music/Radio / Re: Eva Vs Kel by punchlinee: 11:31am On Nov 13, 2009
you mean eva has oranges on her chest and kel has apples on her breast.? i dont understand
Rap Battles / Re: A Call Out-/-/-/-/-/->) Sauron Vs Baudex (<-/-/-/-/-/-<:]))))))< by punchlinee: 11:29am On Nov 13, 2009
who are this people scared to battle u baudex?
Rap Battles / Re: WARCRAFT: Official Update/Callout Thread. by punchlinee: 11:26am On Nov 13, 2009
you muguns are still waiting for eldee, eldee is ur father around here. little kids.
Music/Radio / Re: Is Kelly Hansome Apologizing? by punchlinee: 11:21am On Nov 13, 2009
mr me too, are u signed to mohits ? cheesy
Music/Radio / Re: Hidden Faces Of Nairaland Music Members by punchlinee: 11:20am On Nov 13, 2009
i want to see sauron and ofoka.the 2 troublemakers grin grin grin grin

tosin you be fine boi,

@javalove
u look like an agbero and a taliban grin

@lalaboi
u look like professor klump, i wonder which woman will kiss u with that fat lips. grin
Rap Battles / Re: ¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*warning Shotz_h.j-n-buffyjoe¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤*¤* by punchlinee: 10:12pm On Nov 10, 2009
hj is a wack piece of thrash and buffy bonfere joe is a no goer.dont waste ya time on this wackers
Rap Battles / Re: WARCRAFT: Official Update/Callout Thread. by punchlinee: 9:56pm On Nov 10, 2009
i see all you nimwits worship eldee here hun angry
who has the balls to battle me?
Rap Battles / Re: ****WARCRAFT: RAMPAGE(II) (Ibime Vs H.J)**** by punchlinee: 4:49pm On Nov 04, 2009
@hj
am justing reading this , oh no wonder hj is running his mouth up and down like usain bolt feet
so ibime even beat u with generic stolen online lyrics? what a shame
Rap Battles / Re: --------->) Baudex Vs H.j (<--------- by punchlinee: 4:48pm On Nov 04, 2009
streetwize:

Chaii Ibime . . . na u cause dis tin oh. . see as people jus dey use dis generic word anyhow now. .

i read ur battle with sauron streetwise , all ur lines are over generic ,
u nairaland people have been copying lyrics online .
both u and sauron copy online lyrics, u couldnt even change the generic ones how dumb.
streetwise +generic online lyrics =streetdumb.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by punchlinee: 4:41pm On Nov 04, 2009
oh i can see , so ibime lost battles to streetwise, no wander you are calling me out

check your nokia phone !
streetwise is a nokia ringtone,dude bouta get called off like ASUU strike
my tongue spew darts/even if u own lagos streets u still wouldnt bust this wise
ur the champ in wackaland/ no wonder ibime bows to worship u metaphorically
and HJ insulting me? dude must be high on paraga thinking its hennesy
ibime was a dummy against u/cuzz the fool was being overconfident/
my punchlinee flow is fabolous ,even bubba cant spark this
beating u is too easy like an infant chewing smarties
u battling me is like a leper learning how to backflip without legs
my flow is military /i carry fire 'arms' in my long sleeve shirt
i got d punchlinee flow/ even snakes dont spit d venom i spit
battling me is like fightin d devil/ ur gon get thrown into d bottomless pit
am coming hard/ i would make his flow falls faster than his sistas period
u beat ibime with a fluke/yes/thats cuzz ibime was an overconfident fool
if u think ur ill dawg/am not just bedridden/am way sicker than swine flu
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by punchlinee: 4:34pm On Nov 04, 2009
@aquaman
u didnt answer me question , why do u have aqua (water) as a name? i guess ur lyrics are too watery.
Rap Battles / Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by punchlinee: 4:27pm On Nov 04, 2009
@aquaman
how come your post is zero with all this ranting u are saying , i have seen your lyrics and dont be offended but i think you are a small boy in hiphop. no wander u have aqua as a name

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by punchlinee: 4:26pm On Nov 04, 2009
@Hj
are u referring to me as a simpeton , you must be stupid by the way. who the idiot are u ,
and why are u people on nairaland so rude to newcomers,?
Music/Radio / Re: Testing Micropohne Remix : Free Madness 2 by punchlinee: 4:23pm On Nov 04, 2009
the first one is better than this, terry g had a chance to come hard on the remix but he didnt
i wonder is this tosin just hearing terry g album?
Rap Battles / Re: Rappers: Drop Your Punchlines Here by punchlinee: 4:17pm On Nov 04, 2009
why are nairaland rappers so wack? is this what u people learnt in hiphop. geeez

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Rap Battles / Re: --------->) Baudex Vs H.j (<--------- by punchlinee: 4:15pm On Nov 04, 2009
H.J:

no diss but i do true emcees, wen your get better, then i mite hav a rethink, but 4 now kill it

and punchlinee, bliv me u dont want it

@HJ do u want to have a go with me .
i promise u
your reputation here will fall faster than nigerian share prices .test me if u have balls.
Music/Radio / Re: Alban Finally Talks On Dbanj by punchlinee: 4:12pm On Nov 04, 2009
jessicablo u seem to be jobless,
why dont u get a bigdiik to shove up ur pusssi instead ,
beleieve me u will enjoy that instead of spamming these thread.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by punchlinee: 4:10pm On Nov 04, 2009
who is punchlinee you person, why does everyone in this naira blog behave the same?
even sauron and genuflect in this thread www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-344319.96.html

streetwsie you are a small boy, is it those generic verse u droppedon sauron in ur battle that makes u think u good, dude grow up. i merely responded to ur comment in the callout thread so do i look like i send u?
Rap Battles / Re: M.i Diss-lyric,verse 2 by punchlinee: 4:06pm On Nov 04, 2009
@baudex
my email is punchlinee@gmail.com
send it to me i want to hear the diss.
i hope the delivery ok tho? thx in anticipation
Rap Battles / Re: WARCRAFT: Official Update/Callout Thread. by punchlinee: 3:09pm On Nov 04, 2009
streetwize:

Mr punchlinee. . . bera do it d way evrybody does it. . drop some of ya shit on the flow for rank thread and lets see if your gud enuf 2 b battled

and u beta be considerin all dis shit uv been spoutin. . . so get 2 work. . . and stop prancin around doin nothing gee

@mr streetwise , who are u to open your mouth boldly like that , am dropping something for u right now on the flow for rank thread , thats a little something to show u that u aint nothing to punchlinee. check the flow for rank now.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by punchlinee: 3:06pm On Nov 04, 2009
my first time in nairaland battle
who are your best mcs here ?

mic check , a lil something at streetwise

am the ghost u saw in ur nightmare, /streetwise /you better beware
battlin the 'punchlinee' of lyrical destruction? no human being ever dares
roll the dice, blood shot eyes /the cat's arrival makes him scared like a mice
he got stage fright already/cuzz he's now aware am the new king of the fight night
streetwise is shakin seriously/ cuzz ke knows am spittin psycho lyrical intelligence
no pretence/ am ending ur street life like the full stop at the end of this sentence.
game recognise game/flow begets flow/streetwise am going to make u see hell
dont let ur head swell /cuzz if me and u ever duel /ur gettin cracked up like a sea shell
streetwise & sauron both had generic rhymes /i guess they both studied genecology
cuzz for real/ u both sounded like the hiphop version of owen gee's comedy
i saw ur battle with sauron/both of u sounded like the infants in teletubbies
i wonder if u got similar hobbies cuzz ur wackess couldnt 've been a timing coincidence
all u MCS here are blabbing like toddlers/am into breaking jugulars like broken boulders
cold shoulders/my palm is shakin cuzz am delivering genocide to him like mass murder
is anyone here still talking /? nah u wont/ cuzz am so def like the 3 letters after c
i see u all as gays/ step up to me and u will get shanked up like julie.
i can see some dickriders are already in love wit streetwise the wack gay
for real / these b*itches dont give a Bleep like a prostitute on her period
he thot i was swimmin/ cuzz my freestyle is winning medals like d olympic games
am blowing him up in flames/watch me put streetwise and his skeleton to shame
Rap Battles / Re: The Callout Thread by punchlinee: 1:36pm On Nov 04, 2009
so this is the official call out thread, no wonder hybrid is hating on eldee.
Rap Battles / Re: --------->) Baudex Vs H.j (<--------- by punchlinee: 1:35pm On Nov 04, 2009
Baudex nice one , lets see how real or fake HJ is.

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