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chudyprince:
SIWES will only pay your allowance cash at hand through the office of your SIWES coordinator, its only NYSC that pays allowance from a designated bank

If you participated in SIWES, you ought to know that you must submit your bank sort code and other details before you even go for the I.T
So what's with this cash at hand through?
Nothing concern SIWES for your payment o. Dem go just carry details wey you give dem submit give industrial training fund (ITF) who will pay for expenses incurred during your supervision and thereafter pay you allowee.
SIWES just do the mobilizing

Justdulla:
what is this one talking about..i did IT since 2012,i havent been paid a dime till now after akk the bvn and sort code registration. the day i will storm ma school ehn,even VC go fear

But there was no BVN as at 2012 na

RealLordZeus:
Collected mine also last month though it's 10k

Is it polytechnic?

falconey:
until you withdraw and spend it , i don't believe .



this administration boss me tire!

Lol. Nayim i use load card call my former course mates dem na. I Don dey chop my allowee o

My phone rang and i thought it was one those horrible texts from service providers as i was not expecting alert. Fortunately, it was from fidelity bank that the Industrial Training Fund (ITF) has credited me o and all my course mates have seen alert too
My school was Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka (Unizik), I did my I.T 2014 and graduated 2015 and FG decided to surprise us 2016
President Buhari thank Sir oo

lalasticlala
>>>SEE screenshot below

[size=15pt]Although I'm not from SS or SE, I'm civilized enough to rethink all these in our own favour. Apart from the pipeline bombings and militancy, it's apparent that there's no love lost between us and those so called fellow Nigerians. They hate us to the core and we on the other side butcher them at the slightest provocation
It's kind of clear to me that it's the inclusion of those regions that has been forestalling the development of our great country. If we can do away with them and cut ties (as we don't even have anything in common) Nigeria shall rise from a third-world country to a nation that can challenge other developed countries just like north Korea.
We have everything to gain if we can cut this huge population in Nigeria as governing will be easier and resources will be enough for the population after they leave, and we gain freedom too cos these people have flooded every of our markets and owning them as if it belongs to them.
'Nigeria' as name of a country will also be vindicated cos it's those regions that have made Nigeria synonymous with crime and corruption; most countries will lift the visa ban they've placed on Nigeria because of crimes committed by the SS and SE
Let these horrible set of people get out and then we can deport all of them from our Nigeria so they can go and perish like South Sudan instead of bringing all of us down where we keep forcing development on them.
We can then easily develop our Nigeria with the resources that will become excess without them in it.
If we stick with these ill-minded people, we're not going anywhere further than this even in next century rather we deteriorate more.
Please let them Bleep off and leave us to care for only us
Irunooboo let's think this other way[/size]

If you didn't read about the American singer bashed by Nigerians for accusing "Nigerian scammers" of using his name and pics, click the link below:
https://www.nairaland.com/2951044/american-ginuwin-accuses-nigerians-scamming

But before you start frying him, go on to the current English dictionary on your Android phones (English 2.9) and type 'Nigerian scam', you will get a shocker.
The poor boy was just using an ENGLISH WORD which refers to people attempting to defraud other unsuspecting people.

Since 'Nigerian scam' is now part of the singer's language, I don't think the singer himself committed any crime against Nigerians rather it's the British that should be attacked for giving us the fame

lalasticlala inform them;

Could this be the global warming I always hear in all these James bond movies?

I don't know if it's only me that have been experiencing this unprecedented excessive increase in general temperature. Heat just too much abeg!
I end up bathing up to 8 times in just a day even at midnights. There's currently scarcity of normal cold water for bathing in my area; all the taps,pumps and tanks around produce HOT water without anybody boiling them

Just last night I was about to suffocate, even the fan was producing very hot air and I couldn't take it no more. As I tried to lay outside at the balcony I nearly melted; the damn floor has not gotten rid of the afternoon's sun yet. The floor was smoking, I had to improvise then. I filled a bucket with the usual hot water and then brought out 3 sachet water that I had earlier left in the freezer to block. I tore out the sachets entirely and put the bare blocks in my bucket of water (drastic times call for drastic measures) . After some minutes I carried the bucket to the bathroom, took off my already sweat-soaked boxers and as I splashed the water on my body, Lo and behold I just heard the exact sound akara balls make when it's being thrown into hot oil ; I got all fresh again and decided not use the towel so that the refreshing feeling can last a while longer. To my dismay, I got to my wardrobe, searched a few seconds for another boxers, put it on. Then as I raised my head up, I got the feeling of something rushing down my bare back.. (God save me from karashika)

Nwanne I had to improvise again. I changed the position of mattress in a way it's adjacent to the refrigerator. I opened the refrigerator wide open and slept with my head stuck in it.

This morning, it was the sound of the boiling egusi soup I had in the freezer that woke me up. The ice in the freezer had melted and the egusi was having great fun inside the bowl even trying to throw the cover over. As I opened the bowl and interrupted it's little party, it was very unforgiven and threw back at me the most horrible stench I've ever perceived in lifetime. My rich soup has soured!!

Please nairalanders how are your areas let me know if I will have to relocate; and who do we blame for this ??

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[size=16pt]He was trying to tell the mopol to blame oga manager Jude[/size]

Mopol: wetin be say u no go find me my roger??
Paul: na Jude fault; blame am
Mopol: how u mean na??
Paul: Jude need God
Mopol: (red face) how dah one take concern me na ah no folo 4 psquare oo.
Paul: blame Jude again!

[size=26pt]Linda no mind the haters your bag fine wella[/size]


I hear say the original make sense.. you go like am if you see am o

[size=16pt]LALASTICLALA IS A FEMALE NOT MALE[/size]

She has referred to herself as lady several times and you people keep calling her "HE" and "GUY"

laboguashi:
Which side for Awka u dey?

Why do you ask?

cruzita:
OP u better carry your load ,u asked for a package and u saw something else .nwannem buru ibu'gi

It's somebody like you that can go to your guy's house and intentionally fall sick just to punish him. you must not be a sadist

knostbrown01:
act as if you receive call from work about embarking on a journey... Dts my strategy since ancient days and it neva fail me!

Good idea. But look at it this way;
What if on the morning of my 'urgent' business trip and she cannot travel back on her own. Who will now escort her back cos I have an urgent trip

whirlwind7:
I thought after the hospital visit, you would at least mention the nature of the illness as revealed to you by the doctor. Or perhaps you didn't ask him?

Remember there's lassa fever in town. Now that you got a liability instead of the anticipated shagging you had prepared for, you gotta take the good with the bad. Maybe God is about to use you to save a life

Look at the brighter side of things, ok. Just nurse her to health, then you maybe she could be in the frame of mind to ease your blue balls. It could turn out to be a win-win situation yet.

I'm going bankrupt and you're still asking me to nurse. I just need her out of my house I'm not even interested again

kunlesufyan:
Lmao!!!! Gbese re!!!! You can ask if she has someone she could call to send money assuming she has no money in her account... The whole idea of meeting a girl online and inviting her isn't so cool...we are youth and we want to have fun but mehn,not every one is human..

I'm just so regretting. I so much hate to come in contact with that phrase "had I known"
I cannot ask her about who will send money o. This girl is looking for any opportunity to just swallow me. As if I'm the cause of her sickness. Fighting with a sick girl is what I can't get into right now

I met this girl on badoo and we got talking. Barely two weeks we knew she offered to come to my place at awka from asaba. Which straight guy would turn down such offer? I was amazed as she did not even request for t-fare and I wondered if really such type of girls still existed in Nigeria.
She got to awka the next day and I've already arrange some cash that would buy us some nice time not knowing that what I called 'cash' wouldn't be able to settle up to 20% of the liability that was impending.

As this girl stepped into my house, the next morning she got heavily sick! Oblivious of the gravity of the sickness, we went to the medicine store on my street and the guy mixed drugs for her. After three days, this girl started showing symptoms that she's about to die, the same symptoms I saw on my grandmom before she died. With that fear I rushed her to the hospital and the doctor prescribed a list of heavy heavy drugs that I must buy in their hospital. Due to inadequacy of cash because the so called cash I reserved for flexings has almost exhausted, I had to buy only one out of the four listed drugs.
And that was when this dying girl started making me to feel she planned the whole thing. That maybe she knew she was going to fall sick and then needed a medical maga. She would not appreciate my kindness so far, instead she would be busy utilizing any given opportunity to complain, diss or attack me.

To cut it all short, I've already spent close to 10k on this ungrateful sickler and still spending. And sure thing is either this girl dies in my house or I'll be going bankrupt if she doesn't go back to asaba soonest.
As I'm typing this, she's here lying next to me and not even thinking of going back to her place. Please I need advice on how to send her back because I've reasoned it will actually take some balls to just wake her up and eject her indiscriminately, I don't even know if she can travel back on her own. I dont think this kind of ill-luck should be starting somebody's year!! Advice please