tellwisdom:
So what should I do??

Crazy guy, long time I read your funny comments. Hope you're good

chatinent:
My good friend, the case is very human. Next thing, you go enter market begin operate for any newly-disposed refuse. Don't feel bad, there's nothing new about it. Good friend, next, you don dey solve Pythagoras with Bodmas inside hot sun. It may feel like the clothes are itchy, you don comot am off. Don't be alarmed: senior man needs cool breeze. Next, common goat wey dey waka en own you go begin quarrel am say "even if you have HND, why threaten me with handout! Why would you..like ogini mere! No! I won't take that. Nkem wu Nkem"...goat wey dey in disbelief for seeing an animal with tail in the front for the first time for en life. Aluta continua bro! On seven market days, my good friend, trekking don bi your talent, slippers go comot your leg, and otilor.


Sincerely yours, good friend,

chatinent.

🙏

How do you make this thing up? Omo see literary prowess

sapele914:
Consequently, the plaintiff, through its team of lawyers led by Mr Chukwunweike Okafor?

Shameless Ipobians, no we are not the ethnic bigots, it is them?

But other Igbos against Peter Obi are patriots abi? Why don't you tell us the secondary school he attended instead of resorting to insult

hardbody:


Interestingly even at N500 per litre people will still buy. At best they will reduce the quantity they buy at a go. Any person wey get money buy car go find money to run am, believe me.

Some countries would be protesting by now but this is Nigeria, some will buy even at 1000 while others suffer

Omo how do you people survive and remain sane in that Lagos? Highest traffic I encountered in Ibadan is 30mins

Hendrixky:


Baba I do a post on how to benefit from betting..

You all thought I was joking

Abeg where the post before Sportybet send me to village?

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Done

4 of my closed friends relocated to UK last month with their families. Can't wait to Japa too

PrinceOfLagos:

So you think Your Tinubu will get more votes than Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso in Kano state ?

I laugh you

You're allowing them to deceive you with the rented crowds that welcomed Tinubu on Kano street


Have you ever heard of the Kwankwasiya movement in Kano state

Tinubu cannot even get more than Atiku in Kano, he'll come 3rd while Obi 4th, all in all, Northern votes will split which is huge advantage to Peter Obi

bomee:
130 or 90 depending if its 1 or 2 gloves

It's 144

Hendrixky:
Football

He be like say I go stop betting

Barcelona don first cut people ticket

A careful bettor will not lose when 2 goals are involved in a match

Globad:



Chai!

You sef see am, I don't know whether to cry or laugh, I no just understand

Jalaw:


So how are they able to maintain their spot on the EPL?
Since they are not good enough.

I'm a Gunner bro, I'll throw a party if we win this EPL but I just don't want to give myself hope, football could be unpredictable and Arsenal too. I don't trust City wth that mad man from Norway

phemsie:


Now what do u have to say

He's still right, those guys are not good enough for a team that wants to win EPL

famousroland:
BRO DEATH IS NOT AN ANSWER, NO MATTER THE PROBLEM YOU ARE FACING, WE ALL PASS THROUH DIFFICULT TIMES IN LIFE BUT NEVER REASON DEATH BIKO...

Lol me sef see myself dying quick soon, this life no worth am abeg.

Zeezenho:
Most important is to bury the poor guy with iron casket for his skull to be intact because I don't trust our afonja bros them.

I'm a Igbo boy and pls don't say shit about my guy's death

Niftkid:

Where did u read it DAT it was cancer that killed him?

Lung cancer actually. My guy is gone. ��

Urine:


There's a belief among hunters that animals will never go extinct in the forest, it's a belief that has been passed down from generation to generation.

I once heard that when you killed a cow, 2 will reappear in the bush

BanyXchi:
you seem to know a lot about these stuffs, but this doesn't change the fact that those caught are always Ibos, I've never heard of Kano boys in agadez

That you've never heard doesn't mean there's no such thing, so believe me if I tell you things happen. Even the man caught maybe he didn't settle the security people cos na same wicked people dey allow passage of our innocent girls into the desert.

BanyXchi:
so how come we rarely hear about Yorubas doing this, the only people caught trafficking through the Sahel is always Ibos.

Lol, so to you anyone that's not Yoruba nor Hausa is automatically Igbo? Edo and Benue guys running the package nko? Kano boys in Agadez nko? What do you know? Lol

nkemoma:
Why are Afghaneasterners like this??!!

Love of money make men wicked

Lol, Hausa and Yoruba men are into these trafficking business, Yoruba prostitutes brought by their kinsmen dey jamaria (Libya)

There are places called Connection House in downtown Sabbah, that's where they take naija girls to for prostitution after deceiving the families they were taking them to Europe. The man na courier on a mission for dem useless madams in Libya

DeepThroater:


I will be your president one day and mark it here that I will grant you your Biafra whether you want it or not from where i will commence to build a 30ft steel reinforced concrete wall complete with razor wire and laser guided Gatling guns every 300ft with a moat of landmines surrounding this fencing to enclose and keep you from the rest of humanity.

You will pay for the construction of the wall and in this same future, safari like expeditions using velocopters will be arranged for paying customers to have an aerial view of your descent back to barbarity.

We will charge each tourist $100 per hour for each tour over your blighted yeast ( insurance fees not inclusive ) .

You will be allowed the barest amount of supplies to keep you from cannibalizing each other completely (for a fee of course ).

Any of you wanting to venture out of your containment zone beyond the Great MagicBisjop Wall , (has a nice ring to it), will only be allowed so after completing a survival challenge involving life and limb threatening televised games.

Only the best of your women will be allowed such similar privelage after being voted by a paying public in a televised reality show titled ; Free the OSU Jewess.

Lol, I'm Igbo but I love your style of writing, making me laugh here. Bad guy

TimFisher2:






Has anyone noticed that the dead meat griller has stopped calling out PDP the way he used to


Has anyone noticed that he has stopped saying "Never again would we allow PDP to near our vault again"

So does it mean PDP has changed? And made him start attacking ObiDatti's campaign


Or is it out of sheer hatred against one tribe?


God is a wonderful God, He will expose you in no distant time.


It is remaining Moh, YYibo and Ihordspy. They will surely be exposed too

Heard the guy fries vultures for people

FreeStuffsNG:
Actually there are now better laws in place unlike in the past. A good example is the PIA.

The major thing they need is the political will and a brilliant, hardworking ,visionary leader like Asiwaju Tinubu

Does asiwaju even know his name let alone where Gombe is located? Does he know the cost of petrol and diesel?

Na Olopa go carry this Potter las las

YourBestWriter:



Oh yes, sorry. This number is not functioning. Here's my Whatsapp number 08157996955

Please don't be annoyed.

The hi I sent on WhatsApp since morning has not delivered, I don't think you're a serious person

YourBestWriter:


09020103539

This is not on WhatsApp

YourBestWriter:


Guy please can I have your WhatsApp number?

Send your number

Oshodipikin:
N32k last

Quote me if you like am.

20k? What model

Was still imagining yesterday that what if Messi played with Lewandowski instead of Suarez. He would have fed him fat with goals