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Since i saw those south African university pictures... My body went weak. .

My mum's letter to my dad, when they were courting. And my dad's photo album

Please someone should answer me, I entered my email n reference number, login was successful. Filled my wassce number , nysc number n year ,degree number, then sumbited. It showed successful n that's was all. But I'm seeing people saying they filled height, n the rest. I didn't see all that o.

Mymynd4u:
.. Only God knows what prompts people into masturbating coz I don't find anytin interesting in it..

Why u go dey use hand rub ur dick, as in wetin u wan gain


I see understand it when ladies finger themselves, atleast them get hole, to them e go be like say na 10 years old dick dey enter them.. Dick na dick atleast.

But for guys, rather than masturbate, kindly dig a hole on the ground, then fvck it.. Or find a tree dt has a hole then insert ur poron . A

tleast u will have the impression that u r digging a pussy hole rather than rub rub ur destiny off ur dick

To ladies, make una continue to finger on jare, I dey gbadun dt one like madt

Abo oro ni a nso fu omoluabi, to ba de Inu, a di odidi

Na half word we dey tell good pikin, when d word enter him, he go complete



Happy Sunday

Even the ladies that finger themselves n get orgasm ,I wonder how they do it.

theSpark:
It will only get better. Teaser my man. I wish you the very best.

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I'v been a silent follower of this trend, and I'v been soon tempted to comment all this while. You guys have Been amazing, ur maturity, jokes, and words of encouragement to each other. Many are called but few are chosen (I wish every one could get this opportunity) but life goes on .... And it will get better.
Someone said ''we plenty wey don turn 27". Hahaha, we plenty indeed . God will definitely create greater way for us in our various careers.. love you all.

Ladyjane5657:
Wait lemme gist u pipo what happened to me yesterday:

Nnpc will not kii mi o...
BTW, some of y'all crying and bemoaning ur fates, do u pipo want to fall the wall of this thread with ur cries? Pls wipe ur tears, life is just starting..

Have I told u people Shell, Total and ExxonMobil Mobil either rejected me after ist or second tests one time or another? I didn't feel it.. Even tho I felt for the huge mulla slipping tru my fingers that I could do nothing about... I know I would not have felt Nnpc too if not that the length of time it took the Apl to materialize made us unconsciously fall madly in love with them.. And letting go is giving mad feelings like a lover's. But we will be fine.

So back to my gist.

A friend from Malaysia ( no be boifren o , in case u wantu shoot ur shot , especially these latest Nnpc employees ) decided to take me out to console me for loss of Apl ... Umunnaa, na so I follow mi niqqur go ( ordinarily, I would have rejected the offer , I don't trust Malay people.. Them and stealing Kidneys are like 5 and 6 , but I obliged anyways, needed to get mi mind off that wickedt Apl )

Dats was how I was jejely eating my Nkwobi and shamelessly licking my fingers when Nnpc trucks ( fuel I guess) suddenly began passing by one after the other.. They were all together...6 or seven in number..

Do u people know that I didn't know that I had stopped eating and was staring at dem trucks... Tears dripping from ma brown powered face and ma nkwobi in one hand with flies battling to have a share.. I didn't know, until Oga sharply tapped my face with his handkerchief... Oga , abeg no clean ma make up o.. Just jeje clean my apl tears and console me small small... biko Oh! Nnpc!

Sweet nkwobi suddenly turned bitter.. I couldn't finish it.. Oga suggested we leave
. yes , we will go.. Madam, abeg package the remainder for me..I know after I wipe my tears.. My nkwobi Wii start hungering me I cannot mourn for two tins consecutively... Pls package it biko.. Madam wrapped it..

I got home.. I tell u, in less than 2 mins.. I was already laffin like mad from watching " a million ways to die in the west" and licking the "takeaway * plate of my nkwobi .. . Nnpc completely forgotten..

Loms... In essence, I know it's painful for a lot of us.. Especially those who had genuinely wanted to effect lives positively tru Nnpc.. But I want to tell u.. U will be fine.. Don't let anything in the world take away ur joy.
Tomorrow go better, I swear.

By the way... If u love writing and u are a creative writer.. Pm me, so that I can share something to help u make some cool headed money...

I need a Val

Emilokoiyawon:
Your husband, your std, your business

please don't say that. Be nice.