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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Playing With Me What Should I Do by pussyeater(m): 12:48am On Mar 12
Muyiddeen:
Hello guys I need your advice I met a girl ask her out so she told me she have a boyfriend but her boyfriend doesn't take the relationship serious reason because he tell lies and womanize alot.... she don't want to continue the relationship with him anymore...

so, I convince her that my own time with her will be different from her boyfriend and she accepted me and we started the relationship the relationship was going well smooth and nice along the line she requested for some money and also she asked me to get her a new phone because the phone was bad so for the sake of love and care I have for her I provided her the money she requested and also provide her a better phone....

recently, she begin to act up somehow whenever I called her on phone telling her that I would like to see her she will say she's busy, she's always busy so I begin to suspect her that was happening so during the weekend she told me that her ex-boyfriend is back again and both of them were together when she was telling me she's busy because she doesn't want her ex to know what is happening that was the reason so she told me was was busy with work....

so she pleaded that we should end the relationship we just started, since we have been dating I have spent money on her and I have also get her a better phone
my question now the phone I bought for her should I collect it back or I should leave the phone with her let her go with it and continue her relationship with her former guy
You deserve an award... Ode buruku!

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Romance / Re: I Done Stock My Fridge Before Dollar Rise Again: Photo by pussyeater(m): 4:32am On Mar 10
saintbillion:
The economy hard my brother. We now buy things in bulk in order to reduce cost.
As I collect last month allawee, I sharply rush and stock up
When no be say you be “Aluwe”. You want drink pure water die ni?

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Travel / Re: America: The Best Country PART 2 by pussyeater(m): 6:34pm On Mar 09
feelgoodstuffs:


I am 1.200 miles away from you, but whenever I’m visiting, I’ll hit you up. Thanks brother 😊
For sure bro! 👍🏽
Travel / Re: America: The Best Country PART 2 by pussyeater(m): 5:21pm On Mar 09
feelgoodstuffs:
Next week is my birthday, but first of all i want to pray for as many that desire to travel out of the country, God will make a way for you 🙏🙏🙏

I’ve spent a little over a year in the US, and I’m already driving a Tesla, sometimes when I’m off work, I use it for Uber/Lyft. I can tell you that 90% of Americans (in my state) have never been in a Tesla before, some are excited and take pictures in my car, some I have to teach them how to open the door, some I have to actually come down and help them open the door. Tesla is one of the smartest car in the world today. I LOVE IT.

So there’s this lady that I picked up this week, she told me she was involved in an accident 2 years ago and they’ve been in and out of the court for 14 months but finally she got her settlement from the insurance company, she was so excited, she said it’s a lot of money, she even bought another car worth $40,000 from it, so she gave me a $100 tip, that’s like 150k naira,.

So I’ll be giving out 10k each to 15 people in celebration of my birthday. You know how we do it the last time, to qualify you must have less than 10k in your account, make a screenshot of your balance including your account details and you’ll be credited 10k.

First 15 people, Let’s gooooooooo

NB: The next give away will be in July when I mark 10 years on Nairaland.
If you are anywhere close to Miami. Let’s celebrate! Congratulations
Family / Re: After 18 Years In America, A Guy Gifted His Friend 12 Dollars And Hes Not Happy by pussyeater(m): 9:32am On Mar 09
Villa12:
Good morning boss. Please I'm yet to receive alert. My name is on the number 7 of the paper you arranged. Account name is Olowookere Fisayo,
02 28185087 Gtbank
I only picked 5 out of 10 Names randomly. Sorry if you weren’t selected. Maybe next time.
Family / Re: After 18 Years In America, A Guy Gifted His Friend 12 Dollars And Hes Not Happy by pussyeater(m): 5:35am On Mar 09
Dundalk:
am sorry sir honestly speaking am heavy right now.
I no fit sleep for almost months, we are on early new month now but my salary was gone already settling my outstanding debts I swear, loan Shark are after my life, they ruined my life, threatening, defamation, bombarded my contacts with msg..

Sir honestly speaking I used your money settle palm credit, used my salary settle fairmoney.. Now xcross cash at the corner and nothing dey my hand, sold phone recently but couldn't settle them finish..

Am sorry sir please forgive me for my mistakes, even what I would eat now is a war..
I have accepted your apology. No need to worry as life goes on. smiley

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Family / Re: After 18 Years In America, A Guy Gifted His Friend 12 Dollars And Hes Not Happy by pussyeater(m): 4:50am On Mar 09
Sandralight:

Lol didn't you noticed that the Ibrahim and Abdullahi are the same person, I mean the names are basically the same, it's just that it was interchange in the 2 bank account but they are one person.

I couldn't believe you couldn't notice and someone took 2 portion of a giveaway which isn't fair
Honestly, I didn't notice because it was a separate bank with both names interchanged which I find disgusting on the Nigerian banking system to have someone open a bank account with both First Name and Last Name interchanged.

That is another form of GREED that makes people NOT want to help.

I would expect the person that collected double portion to be honest about it, so someone else could benefit, but they decided to keep mute.

If it is true that both interchanged names belong to the same person, then we shouldn't keep blaming politicians, because we are our own problem in this country.
Family / Re: After 18 Years In America, A Guy Gifted His Friend 12 Dollars And Hes Not Happy by pussyeater(m): 4:53pm On Mar 08
pussyeater:

Selection Complete!
If you didn’t get picked up this time, your time will come. God bless everyone that dropped their number.
Please check your account respectively to confirm receipt.

Family / Re: After 18 Years In America, A Guy Gifted His Friend 12 Dollars And Hes Not Happy by pussyeater(m): 4:07pm On Mar 08
pussyeater:

Once I get ten people, I'll pick randomly. God Bless
Note: Make sure to include the name on the account to avoid same person dropping multiple account numbers. This is not a scam; this is just a random act of kindness because I know what people are going through.
Entry Closed!
Random selection starts
Family / Re: After 18 Years In America, A Guy Gifted His Friend 12 Dollars And Hes Not Happy by pussyeater(m): 1:06am On Mar 08
Clairvoyancy:


My brother, na God go reward you oo...

005-599-7810
Access
Thanks in advance
Once I get ten people, I'll pick randomly. God Bless
Note: Make sure to include the name on the account to avoid same person dropping multiple account numbers. This is not a scam; this is just a random act of kindness because I know what people are going through.

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Family / Re: After 18 Years In America, A Guy Gifted His Friend 12 Dollars And Hes Not Happy by pussyeater(m): 11:36pm On Mar 07
pussyeater:

Ogun keee your neighbor. Na people like your neighbor dey stingy pass, werey. You know how many other people he send N20k to, within the same period. He fit be say na 20 people he send N20k each to, which fit equals N400k, but your werey neighbor is an ingrate. Thunder fire your neighbor, tell am say na me talk am. Also tell am make I no catch am for street
First Ten people to drop account number, I won do giveaway. I no want opay or palmpay oh! 10k each for five people randomly. If you no want, no be by force.
Family / Re: After 18 Years In America, A Guy Gifted His Friend 12 Dollars And Hes Not Happy by pussyeater(m): 3:12am On Mar 07
Jewessgratitud3:
A neighbor of mine called me on Saturday and was complaining bitterly about his Bossom friend.

He told me his friend travelled to the US in 2008 and after a few calls they lost contacts. Last week his friend messaged him and said he's aware of the hardship in naija and asked him to send his account details. My neighbor did and after a while he received an alert of 20k. I said wow!.. that's a miracle. but he hushed me and said I should let him finish.


He said immediately he did the conversion it came to 12.8 dollars. He now said after 16 years it 12 Dollar the friend could send to him that that's an insult.
I tried to make him understand the friend may not be doing well over there but he said the guy is doing well that he's weighing the naira value of the money and feels 20k is big money. He said he feels insulted. Me I just carry my two long legs Waka leave my ungrateful neighbor.

Is my neighbor right and did his friend do wrong by sending that kind of amount? 12 Dollars...

To me the friend did not do any wrong but my neighbor feels he could do better.that 12 Dollar is like 1,200 hundred naira to them over there.

Guys what will you do if you were my neighbor?
Ogun keee your neighbor. Na people like your neighbor dey stingy pass, werey. You know how many other people he send N20k to, within the same period. He fit be say na 20 people he send N20k each to, which fit equals N400k, but your werey neighbor is an ingrate. Thunder fire your neighbor, tell am say na me talk am. Also tell am make I no catch am for street

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Autos / Re: Few Months Registered 2012 Mercedes Benz GLK 350 Full Option - 2023 Entry - 11m by pussyeater(m): 4:24am On Mar 02
Lie kee you there. 2023 abi 2003
Sports / Re: Funny Meme Cameroun VS Nigeria AFCON 2023 by pussyeater(m): 3:59am On Jan 26
ThunderFireAgba:
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27-01-2024.
You are a dense
Autos / Re: Toyota Camry Orobo 1998 4-plug N850k (lagos) by pussyeater(m): 2:14am On Jan 24
cjswitch:


Even this rubbish you no fit afford am or anything except your cheap data, na as your username be,na so Ur brain reach, aboki kobo kobo !
I'm glad you know say na rubbish you dey advertise.
Autos / Re: Toyota Camry Orobo 1998 4-plug N850k (lagos) by pussyeater(m): 2:34am On Jan 17
This rubbish for N900k? You no normal grin

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Politics / Re: Explosion In Ibadan? by pussyeater(m): 1:35am On Jan 17
vanbonattel:


Ehem! How can a pilot concentrate after the discomfort of all those rbrown oofs?
Ode

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Politics / Re: It Is Unfair And Absurd That 7 Men Can Overturn The Vote Of 200 Million Nigerian by pussyeater(m): 6:01pm On Oct 28, 2023
olalekanba:
Supreme Court is the final arbiter of the law, US with population of about 334M only has 9 justices
Please don't loud the mic. They are illiterates.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Makes History, Guinness World Records Contacted by pussyeater(m): 7:19am On Oct 27, 2023
Melezenawii:
Obi's petition was dismissed in less than 120 seconds.
If Obi like, make he take the case to Lawn Tennis Court. He no go still win.
Politics / Re: Meet The Nigerian Lawyer Who Has Never Lost A Case by pussyeater(m): 7:00am On Oct 27, 2023
Salewa97:
Meet The Nigerian Lawyer Who Has Never Lost A Case
Na only for Lawn Tennis Court he go fit win case. Wotowoto back to back.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Fainted On The Road Today While Searching For A Job by pussyeater(m): 2:49am On Oct 14, 2023
havecycle:


You bear the mark of Christ but you are doing online scamming? Is it you the person asked to drop account number?
Na long throat go kill am! Na thief.

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Romance / Re: I Sucked A Girl Pusey Now I’m Having Stomach Pain’s Please Help by pussyeater(m): 1:42am On Oct 14, 2023
ConfidentialDoc:
Take Flagyl
Sniper works better grin

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Romance / Re: I Sucked A Girl Pusey Now I’m Having Stomach Pain’s Please Help by pussyeater(m): 1:41am On Oct 14, 2023
smalldivk111:
Someone please help me I gave my ex head today I’m now experiencing stomach pains all over please what should I do?
Werey

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Romance / Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by pussyeater(m): 5:05am On Oct 13, 2023
MrBroke:


Since your brain is like that of goat I don't blame you for not knowing how to read and comprehend unfortunately common sense ain't sold at the market. Learn how to read and not hastily detest.
If to Bobrisky get pussy e for b you.
Shut up your dirty mouth. With your fcukk face....
Romance / Re: Your First Time Of Visiting A Guy, And This Happens. What Would You Do? by pussyeater(m): 9:14pm On Sep 30, 2023
illicit:
As the guy I won't let her do anything

And if my mum raised it, I will tell her she wanted to but I didn't allow it.

She's meant to meet my family not to cook for them, my mother has always been doing the cooking.

If I should follow her to their own house,I met her father doing some stuff, am I obliged to join him?

I am not
Note the bolded: Especially if the father is doing mechanic job under his car. Shey the guy go go dey shook head under the car in the name of boyfriend.

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Politics / Re: Can These Police Officers Stop A Robbery(pics) by pussyeater(m): 9:10pm On Sep 30, 2023
abdulhakim3:
Can they stop a robbery Attack?
Are police meant to stop robbery. Ode, they enforce the law! Try dey get sense, even if na once in a while, I take God beg you. Foolery

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Romance / Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by pussyeater(m): 2:21am On Sep 30, 2023
mamagee3:

I don’t get it….explain…
He meant, your leg will be very easy to spread.
Romance / Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by pussyeater(m): 4:24am On Sep 29, 2023
MrBroke:
Only a cctv camera will save you in nigeria in such situation but unfortunately grin
Ode! How will CCTV camera capture the time when una dey fvck. Bros, try dey gen sense once once nah!

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