hopexter:


So cooking must be a honourable thing to you isn’t it? If cooking was much of a big thing to be on the hall of fame, shouldn’t your mother be there too?

Sheistoopretty:



Must you see her pant? y are Nigerian men like dis? must everytin be about sex sex sex sex all de time?

Nigerian men are just Us*less to be honest........all of them

LeeSmart:
Jesus, na which kind yamayama be dis now.... nd ma fellow comrades go wan knack dis one.

englishmart:
Men,

Monthly Reminder:

Do not date, sleep or marry a woman older than you.

No matter how much modern society sanitizes it.

Having sex with an older woman is like having sex with your mother.

You will be the loser in the end.

CHANGE OR PERISH

Webdeveloper89:
"to" means "before". so it is 11:55am


if the question is "away from" or "past", then it will be 12:03am

Olasyke:

Instead of changing women, why don't you package the "rice" you have? You know, spice things up and try new things with her?

Fornication is a sin.

mamagee3:
Why would a man tell a girl “let’s go our separate ways in his hotel” during/ after sex…Just throwing it out there, he lives in another city but he was in town for a party for few days

And this was their first meeting since they met…why are men so weird?

Zonefree:
Butterfly calling itself bird...Dem dey find fish for soup crayfish dey raise hand

Iceberg3:
See how them land a coneheaded structure yakata for ground

nepapole:
E enter naija wen fuel no dey

xcelpro:
Good day, Nairaland.

Please I applied online for my International passport (DIY) because I don't have enough money for the agent path and also because I would not be needing the passport soon.

The online application process went well and I was scheduled for capturing on the 25th of May, 2023. I got all documents ready except the guarantor's form.
A day before the capturing, the person who promised to give me the data page of his passport and to act as the guarantor said it will no longer be possible for him to give me.

I have tried reaching out to another person and he told me that he is not with his passport and that he will get access to it in about two months time because he is currently in a different location.

Now, I recently heard that I must have to go to Abuja for another capture even after capturing at the state office I choose for my capture.

Please at this stage what do I do? Because I checked online to reschedule another date for capturing and they told me that the center does not have provision for rescheduling.

Also is it true that I have to go to Abuja again for another capture after capturing at the state office I chose?

SultanOfAbia:
I began to get close with a girl I'm dating for months. She started spending night in my house recently.
This is the 4th time I'm spending night with her and I keep noticing something strange about her
Due to the fact that I am a night crawler work late till around 2am

I noticed that the smallest sound wakes this girl up.
She can be in deep sleep snoring, if you just drop pen for ground. This girl will wake up.
She can be sleeping long hours if I move chair, just small sound. This girl will wake up
The sound of slippers moving is enough to make this girl wake up from deep sleep.

Any small sound this girl will wake up
I opened a can of malt, the sound woke this girl up. She will wake up look around and go back to sleep.


Is this a sign of trauma??
I feel like she doesn't sleep at all.. it's weird how alert she is during deep sleep.

I'm even thinking of dumping her
It's scary that she can easily wake up if pin drop for floor. Any small sound she will just wake up.

Is this normal?

kelspinall:
cut the relationship

Moh247:
Hope it's not a man in a custume

deltateam:


When "his" son?


Adult classes are available.

attackgat:
Where in Nigeria is this?

Fuckernizer:
So, I've been single for 2 years plus now... I'm not scared of approaching a lady whatsoever.

Anytime i meet a lady i like, i approach her, we get along and vibe so well, but then with time i kinda lose interest in asking them out.

What do you think is wrong with me?

ErnestNc:
So , society should choose for you the woman you want to spend your life with ?

Ihateheadslamer:
Incomplete list without MC olumo

CgRay:
If this your story is true then wait patiently for the day your own child will give you double of the beating you gave your mother.

Lamanii22:
Or it’s the beginning of adultery


Ever since I sealed it with my husband I stopped giving out my numbers to guys, my phone barely rings lol…

Recently I met a man at my university who's elderly and as well married he asked for my number i did give him cause he may be of help cause he works in the federal parastatals… and he is top in his dept….


He said he wants us to be friends and all, he wants us to go out on a date, I actually gisted my husband about him and all but didn’t tell my husband he wants us to go on a harmless date….


I’m just tryna guard my heart, maybe it’s best I don’t go… or maybe there’s something called harmless date or that harmless could be harmful

Advices needed thank you….

Vischy:
Modern Day Slavery

Eligible To Be The Governor of Lagos:
1. Tinubu - State of Origin - Osun State.
2. Fashola - State of Origin - Ekiti State.
3. Ambode - State of Origin - Ondo State.
4. Sanwoolu - State of Origin - Ogun State.

Not Eligible To Be The Governor of Lagos:
1. Patrick Gbadebo Rhose-Vivour (GRV) - State of Origin - Lagos State (Lagos Island).
2. Jandor - State of Origin - Lagos State.

FFK: Those Lagosians Claiming To Be Yorubas Of Lagos Are Not Yorubas. They Are Slaves Who Were Repatriated To Lagos Via Sierra Leone, Liberia, E.t.c.

Vischy:
Modern Day Slavery

Eligible To Be The Governor of Lagos:
1. Tinubu - State of Origin - Osun State.
2. Fashola - State of Origin - Ekiti State.
3. Ambode - State of Origin - Ondo State.
4. Sanwoolu - State of Origin - Ogun State.

Not Eligible To Be The Governor of Lagos:
1. Patrick Gbadebo Rhose-Vivour (GRV) - State of Origin - Lagos State (Lagos Island).
2. Jandor - State of Origin - Lagos State.
Mr. Man will you shut you dirty mouth. All this while that Jimmy Agbaje has been losing the Lagos guber election, we nor hear anything oh. As soon as their Chidenu aka Agbaaaaaaaaaa Scaaaaaaaaaaaaner lost, we nor go hear word again.

FFK: Those Lagosians Claiming To Be Yorubas Of Lagos Are Not Yorubas. They Are Slaves Who Were Repatriated To Lagos Via Sierra Leone, Liberia, E.t.c.

bigdammyj:
Noted.

You don't have to, infact, you can go to court.

SHIVA001:
He doesn't need your Congratulatory Message.