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sexyseun:
You are so full of yourself. Even your post reek of arrogance and fuckin pride, am so sure you will be very ugly also, if you must know the guy isn't meant for a proud girl like you, take a look at your post, you are busy formin hard to get for Nothing. Cheap asss mediocre.
Matured advice ko, kindergarten response ni.

Mscheeewww

Easy now.....its too early for all dis....
i admit dere r sum posts u c nd u feel lyk flogging d op....buh its best to just hiss nd move on to d nxt topic instead of wasting ur mb.

back to d topic!!
o.p,,i dnt know wich advice u want make we give u o
u have d keys to d door,,,open it nd enter freely since d owner of d house gave u access!!

he likes u,,u like him...dnt know wat else u luking for!
if u like him nd him no like u back now,,,,,na big wahala

sexyseun:
You are so full of yourself. Even your post reek of arrogance and fuckin pride, am so sure you will be very ugly also, if you must know the guy isn't meant for a proud girl like you, take a look at your post, you are busy formin hard to get for Nothing. Cheap asss mediocre.
Matured advice ko, kindergarten response ni.

Mscheeewww

Easy now.....its too early for all dis....
i admit dere r sum posts u c nd u feel lyk flogging d op....buh its best to just hiss nd move on to d nxt topic instead of wasting ur mb.

back to d topic!!
o.p,,i dnt know wich advice u want make we give u o
u have d keys to d door,,,open it nd enter freely since d owner of d house gave u access!!

brightballer:
Up already. Just wondering why. I didn't expect to see someone like you this morning. So, this is WHAT was revealed to me in my dream!













why u no contest Miss Nairaland now? if I no use all my Mb vote u, make my phone.....!

Miss Nairaland??
im still a new member here nah unlike d oda contestant dat r known//wey don dey since con gather frnds

tanks anyway

Daughterzion:
are u 1

i will say no!!
i can b shy,,yes!
buh i know wat im worth....

if i c a handsome guy,i dnt tink about him nt coming to talk to me cos dere r better/more beautiful girls he roll with or he s suppose totalk to.....(cos im more better/more beautifyl)
rather
i behave as tho he is nt up to my standards###as per,,i role with "d bigger guys",,soo u still a learner!!###buh im my mind,,,d reverse is d case..


d deal is...build up ur self-confidence
know what u r worth....#dis is essential#accept urself first bfor odas accept u
its d way u c urself odas will c u!!

scribble:
Ppl dey carry my matter for head

I understand why the babes are doing it

I understand why the broke niggurs, hypocrites and NL romance seekers are doing it


But my wife to be gave me the ground rules:


Don't get any ho pregnant,

Don't marry wife no. 2


And what u do is none of my business.


Is she tryna kill a niggur?


Lolz

U guys never jam love...love is blind....marry the woman that understands you

Some ppl r in relationship where the babes na lez and the husband dey encourage am (albeit for selfish reasons)

But he doesn't trip....U have to understand your spouse and marriage is acceptance.

She has known from day 1, I will not let any prominent ukwu willing to mingle pass me by unless she is physically present

A lot of the women acting like their husbands are saints, na their damn biz...I saw a Bella naija groom once who spent at least 16m on wedding


Next weekend he was calling our most popular bachelor friend to organize those "Moremi hall shawties again"


Not up to one month after marriage....Make I hear word plz

My dear,,,just because u nd d frnds u roll with nd also d little stories u listen to hear nd dere cheats/suggests dat all men cheat does nt conclude dat dere r no faithful guys on this planet earth
RARE? yes...but dem fathful guys r around..

to b candid with u,,no one loves a cheating partner.
ur fiance will tell u shes o.k wid it nd give u ground rules as u listed above..#buh truth b told,,,evri girl wants to b d only lady in her man's life##
dis is whu u are nd she respects dat,,,,#Why,,,probably she is "too" inlove with u nd feels she can change u....or she really wants to get married nd ur available....cos no girl will c a caring,loving partner*man of her dreams*nd just decide to end up with a cheat.....#IMOO#

if u tink she is nt worried atall den u r a blind man
yes,,,,she gave u rules,,,but in her mind she feels d opp......ur wife is burdened..find her best frnd,,im sure shes tired of hearing ur story!

i wish u a very fruitful marriage but note dis
#na open relationship u dey enter so...as u've told ur wife say u will have side chicks wen u r married,, expect side cocks from her too#

BigBashiru:
the issue of side chicks is an interesting one.

OP while i understand where you are coming from in need for variety, the women cause men to have this side chick mentality.

Men like em young and hot. period.

Men also like variety.

If you dont want a man to have variety then he needs to be married to some 21 year old, 23 max.

Side chick comes in because when women are young they are not ready for marriage...

do you honestly want me to settle for 32 year old and ignore 21 year olds all in the name of marriage?

You must be kidding me.

For me, I dont ask for too much. Just one main young chick that is 21 or 22 max. Its just to avoid cheating. but then again, at this age, they dont want to marry. so maybe modern marriage just cant work?

what is dis one saying ni

"if you dont want variety,,den marry dem young---22/23
nd dis is ur own opinion on y guys cheat on dia wives
because dey marry a 32yr old woman.....
nd whu gave u d idea dat most older women dont look young nd hot

as if dem girls wey u go marry at age 22 no old again.....
na young forever!!!!!!!

brightballer:
Someone should please wake me up.

Am I dreaming?

*wakes him up*
is it truly a dream??

wat occured?

Daughterzion:
dawts for gals who have low self esteem

exactly his point .....

February....
nd i love both btw.

yes,i can
mind u,,not evrione s got bad breath wen waking up in d morning
pple do brush b4 going to bed!...*lyk me*

Neldrizzy:
Pweedyuz

pls someone shuld check dis guy's temperature for me o

hahahahajaajaaha

Omolola1:
Here's mine:
I stopped postiing on Nairaland a while back so I'm not familiar with the newbies
U guys are all wonderful though

nyc voice omo

u nd marie dey lead!

Neldrizzy:
mouth shut!!! Pls don't tell anybody

ohk..lips sealed!!

pansophist:
Do the both of you deserve my reply? anyway that was a mistake.

Chei!!!
speak on......
dis one is a mistake too..
lolzzz

Neldrizzy:
Some girls are sounding like someone that is having sex.... Too much breath in and out..

hahahahahahajajajajaaahhh
u no well!!!
make them/she catch u

i vote

temigracie
marthak
vivly
angelamina
jennimma
maureenslyvia

benromeo39:
Dedicating this to;

LegendarySage
Naijaboiy
Amokeme
Chibwike
FrancisTony
Destante
Marieolae
Nellie6
Pweetyz
Suley316
AndyBoomba
Mizcalvina
Mizzkeji44
Xtarxhyne
Dechandel
Pweedyuz
AgapeCharis

i wunt lie......i tripped,,,but did nt fall

btw...catarrh dey do u

Neldrizzy:
i don come oo!! But mak nobody laff My staggering voice oo!! Cc mizzkeji44, pweedyuz, marieolae, dechandel, tosyne2much, chibwike, iceberylin, suley316, xtarxhyne, valmunich andyboomba, naijaboiy, unibenstudent1

dat was soo kul!!!!

*na yu ai dey wait for since,,so make i go rest nw*

unibenstudent1:
u and pweetyuz una go need cane oh..

dnt know if u mean me pwee'd'y nt 't'

anyway mine dey holdup
byh dnt worry,,e dey come soonest

naijaboiy:
have you sent yours

nah!cant seem to find my voice recorder//saw just video re...

buh will do dat wen i c it.

naijaboiy:
una go manage this one o

Valmunich
Franugo
Tosyne2much
Pweedyuz

And every other person

now yaff come!!!

unibenstudent1:
Song for the ladies ! All of u by john legend
Resung by unibenstudent
Marieolae
Dechandel
Pweetyuz
All ladies not mentioned u are recgognized.listen and be blessed

dat was lovely........tenx

naijaboiy:
Tags:
Francistony
Tosyne2much
Unibenstudent1
Franugo
Agapecharis
Kelvingraphics
Nabsprada
Kachisbarbie
Andyboombay
Marieolae

:
he did nt tag me
for dat...........bad voice!

Rapzino:
Naijaboiy, Marieolae, Dygeasy, Coojoe, AfricanApple, Mizmycoli, Tosyne2much, Tallesty1 (lol, tollesty)

We luv u too!!///i gbadun ur voice

Neldrizzy:
ok.. Hope you won't be calling me , telling me Чou "JUST" to hear My voice??

hahahhahaha......u dey fear ni??
no nah...

Neldrizzy:
i no want mak you de trip 4me am a heartbreaker

hehe....no worry
i get strong legs so ai no go trip

marieolae:
ode boy lol

kul/nyc voice marie!!

Neldrizzy:
no be you tell me say na you de sing tenor for choir?

Nel,,,i tell u say ai no go gree for dat ur Vn o

go nd do anoda wan!!!

Neldrizzy wats dah one nah?

i will nt gree lie lie
we nid natural.

d 6th stage

sharpen ur knife,,,pen knife maybe
u c d way u scrape awt carrot weneva u want to make salad??
dats it...do d same thing to ur mouth buh with more strength

razor blade works better to!!

dis is natural remedy//no side effects wateva
low cost/cheap/self-easy.

*runs off to buy raw egg*
*voice check......lalalalalalala,do re mi fa......*

ok,im prepared
buh wait o...its nt my turn
im after naijaboy!!!