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dechandel:

Apollo ke??
Hahahahahahhahahahahah
I'm sorry for laughing. But your pain day is outta the world. Very funny. Dooh sha o
Well pills does it for me. But it doesn't take the feverish part away sha

I heard it reduces after child birth. I dunno if this is a myth.

lol...I dnt mean apollo oo...I just use it to describe d swelling of my eyes...gurl,,,,it is dat bad o..
I hope it reduces .. Co's me ayam tired.
do u also have dat feeling of "a weight being lifted"on d last day??

wow..Congrats to d family
NEVA knew she was preg.

hahahahahahahahhahhahahhhha...... OMG....
ur sis bad gan.

OK,mine is funny.
I was exchanging words with my neighbor Nd she "mistakenly "called me a short dwarf Nd a prostitute "Nd immediately she said dat,,,, she became quiet.

I had to start laughing Nd evrione around me joined to..*she was really desperate.had ntn else to say*
my reason for using "mistakenly".and d lafter..... I'm 6.0ft,,,,she's about 5.4ft Nd evrione in my lodge,, even street knows she's a runs girl.
so I really don't know who she was referring to.
she became ashamed wen we started laughing Nd ran into her room.

well,,I guess seeing father Christmas is cancelled dis Yr for d kids.
Co's dey wunt b sitting on tuface laps for fear of.....................
I guess I can just collect d gifts with my hands nd give it to d kids is an option.


lolz... just a joke o.

let's look at it from dis pespective....
u r studying law wich means u can't bcome a doctor since u know nothing about it.

but sha I doubt dis my opinion o since Naija says other wise.*if u know wat I men.*

Newkidoo:
Lovely couples...

I notice something... When a white man marries a black woman, the marriage seem to last than d other way around.. When a black man marries a white woman..

I also noticed something.
wen a white marries a black,dey give birth to white children. *black no go dey am atall even if lupita is d wife.*

dechandel:

Lol
Kpele
Thank God for small mercies like the pills

I don't use d pills.
actually,,d pills just worsen evritin. *tyms 2*
first days r hell 4 me.
I roll on d floor,shout,cry,barf e.t.c.
I always have swollen eyes lyk *apolo* during mine.

*Nd dey call us d weaker sex*

The wife.
for killing herself.

wake them up
Dude,,,ur on a long tin

if u don't like their food,,,dey will tell u to go to other restaurant. Nd truly,if u dont like it u can go else where.

evriones kitchen is so. Nd d only time dey clean it properly is when it's tym for inspection...sometyms they even bribe d inspectors..#talking from experience#

Krasid:
This one?

lolzzzzzzzzz YES!!!!!!!!!
it came out around 2004 I think....wen I saw d advert on t.v,I just fell in love with d fone.
den my Godmother bought it for me as a bday gift..

a celebration of democracy or a deprecable apotheosis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy cascading into a mobocracy with all d ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy? with our democracy enveloped in a paraplegic crikum - crankum, we must all rise up to bring to focal hiceps and biceps, Nigeria's pluto-mobo-kakistocracy...... certainly not democracy.

*dis was on democracy day*Nd my fav*amongst others*.....crikum crankum

*my dad always shout my name weneva Patrick is on d stage.*
Nd i come ready,,,with my pen and book.

are u sure u did not forget to add "Nd den I woke up,wat a dream"

anyway kudos to dem.
NEVA knew those emergency numbers worked.

but it's 112 ryt?,,,,try 911.

soo seun is all dat

*wowh* neva knew!!!!

samsung

dat popular Samsung dats blue in colour Nd s got a little antenna.

Ipledge:
So you are from a village...

Nd if I am??





BTW who is nt from d village??*SMH*

most of us will b going to d Villa dis Xmas

*Co's I'm sure d venue will b lag nw *

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@op,,,, should or shouldn't

let me get your point!
u want girls to quickly get married as soon as they r out of school
u graduate 22 Nd get married 22,,,,tops 23.........really?

what happened to getting a stand? getting a job of her own??becoming independent.
dere r other things that awaits a girl after skul. its nt marriage at tyms. #expect age is by on her side#.but still

I don't advice jumping into marriage after graduation...... go out dere Nd c wats in stock for u is wat I always say.

tonychristopher:
Let’s be honest, men, and women too, have a thing about men and their height. Men want to be tall, or at least a little taller than average. And women like tall men, that’s no secret.

But what about tall women? Do all of them want men that are even taller than they are? Well, of course not. Obviously some of them do, maybe even most of them. But not all. You see some examples of this when supermodels date musicians, or actors.

But what’s it all about? Why do short guys, or even average height guys sometimes date women that are taller than them? Doesn’t it go against the established norm? Don’t couples always feel more comfortable when the man is the taller of the two?

You’d think so, but you’d be wrong, because there are some definite advantages in dating a girl that is taller than you.

The first and foremost one is that there is something very sexy and sensual about being with a girl that is taller than you are. Something you’d never know about unless you experienced it firsthand. Men get used to women being shorter than they are, whether walking around, or lying in bed. There is a certain regularness about it. But then when there is all of the sudden more woman there, it’s sort of mind blowing in that there is more to appreciate; take her legs for example, taller women have longer legs, that’s just how it works out. Legs that can seem to go on forever when you run your fingers down their length.

Also, there is something oddly erotic about simply walking down the street with a taller woman holding your arm or hand. A woman that clearly wants to be with you for whatever reason. A woman that strides when she walks or smiles when she turns to look down at you, even if only slightly. And it’s not just that she is tall, because she might not be, after all, if you’re pretty short, even an average height girl might be taller than you. It’ll be the same feeling; there you are, walking down the street with this girl that is taller than you are; it’s almost magical, as if god were smiling on you, and blessing you with the presence of this delightful girl.

Being with a girl that is taller than you, is like experiencing life with a perpetual gift.

There are of course other advantages, though none nearly so much fun. A taller girl can reach up and get things for you that are out of reach for example, or maybe do some things you’re not used to, such as pat or kiss you on the top of your head, or have to lean or bend over more often to see or get at things. That kind of stuff.

But mostly, seriously, it’s because of how it feels to be with her.

Most tall women don't find everytin up dere romantic...nd 85% of tall girls also want their guys to b taller or be d same height with dem

Talk about walking hand in hand can b a lil bit embarassing nd awkward..u bend wen u want to luk at him,hug,kiss..will always wear flats nt to go taller dan u already are#dat will just b weird#nd u wunt just stand straight wen taking pix all d tym,uve got to bend a lil bit also

I can kip going on and on

semasir:
I fear our new generation of graduates.

Lol..."leaders of 2morrow'' indeed

semasir:
Yet he can't construct a simple sentence completely.......

Dats his biz nt mine.

even tho i agree dat dis thread shuld b brought down,,,,but dat no 7 is sooooo true.

Diffdeef:
did he specifically tell you he's a uni graduate? E fit be secondary school he's tryna point out.

He musn't point out evrithn..4rm d story,one shuld know he is talkn about d uni

OMG
Chai!!dis is just too sad eh?
Dis is y i dnt partake in dis tradition....wishn u congrats with my mouth is o.k 4 me.

Celebrating anoda person,he met death..what a tradegy..!

iamodenigbo1:
do you reside in France too?

Ehhhhhhhhhhhh No.

iceberylin:
Dude you'll need a better Dp bro

Nd a better signature

iamodenigbo1:
what is sin?

U don't know cos u reside in france
*i guess*

I don dey wait for d day like how noah wait for water to dry.
I love black fridays.
Nd its close to christmas

my frnd buys evrithing he gives to d gf on black friday
Bday gift,aniversary,valentine e.t.c, stores it in his box nd saves it for d coming year.

"Bashers". R yet 2 come