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hernyhorla:
BA
To the glory of God , I welcome my Prince Charming at 40 +1 weeks on Thursday 6th July @about 10.35pm through VD with small perineum episiotomy (about 2 stitches) weighing 5.04kg as against estimated weight of 3.7kg from scan as at last Friday.

I bless the name of God for this beautiful testimony and this shall go round for the remaining waddling mothers in Jesus name .

BS coming soon.

#cc cappo phlakkeys
# alljulymothers
#swiftdeliveryisours

Wow ma'am 5.04kg VD? Abeg u be my superwoman, superhero.....Super everything. Thank God for his mercy,strength and faithfulness over u and Lo,May his entrance into ur home bring joy,favour and happiness.

comtem2011:
Team November, yours truly has dropped from the race. I went for scan today and discovered baby has gone since 2 weeks ago. Kindly pray for me, will be going for evacuation tomorrow.

I didn't feel bad cos I Believe God knows the best for me.

May you all carry to term In Jesus Name.

Wow sowi to hear dis sis, surely in no time u are coming back with greater testimony.

Nimi22:
Dazzle86 can you now see at least if i can't have twins my sis can. Thanks for seeing the vision for our family.

Congrats sis. You will carry to term in Jesus name.

Wow teamie didn't no u ve a sis here....Congratulations to her.

Eminya:
Good evening all waddling mama's. It's been a while, I don't even know how many weeks gone I am but I know I am about 7 months now edd according to the two scan I did reads 5/6 Oct My crimes in this journey is just plenty, never been to the hospital for anc but will hopefully register next month.

Chai so u be my teammate? Nimi22 come oo, come see late comer..... U are welcome sis.

Nimi22:
God forbid no b my Inioluwa mouth u go wash with alum. God help us jor.

No mind me jawe, enhance forth na to dey wear glasses or cover my eyes with bra anytime I see dos things o, but babe with God by our sides no shaking jawe, d lord is giving us Los after his own image...whole and healthy.

Nimi22:
Are these things true? Because I've been flouting all o. Except d snail own cos i don't eat snails even before preggy, but plaintain i eat o infact plantain chips can't pass beside me without buying. Then eating inside pot...... God save my soul

Sis if u ask me na who I go ask? I still dey manage with DAT plantain but SNAIL...Hmmmm God shd just ve mercy o, anytime I go market d thing dey invite me hubby keeps saying am d only girl he know who was born and brought up in C.C.C DAT eats snail and I always bail myself out by telling him @ least I no dey go again.... Make I just stop d consumption now before I go dey wash Lo mouth with Alum.

Nimi22:
Don't mind this November ppl led by Anugod o. They want to 'yaju si agbalagba' and I'm sure they won't want the whole team to bomabard them because hmmm what happened in 1920 will just repeat itself.

In other news cappo i checked sex yesterday team XY we are over the moon about it and new EDD is now 20th October. Also took TT2 and my arm is still heavy o chai the first one wasn't as painful as this. Bring back my arm o

Welldone keep up the good works leave this ppl alone it will surprise them when they start porting.

See me dancing Sakeem with my over size bobby, congrats to u and hubby ....Sowi abt ur Arm and let's just forgive those team November na because say MS don free dem.

angeltolly:
funny something. It can be tiring to be pregnant around all these our old mamas o.
** Don't eat hot food or your child will have bald head**
** Don't drink cold water or your child will have cold later **
** Don't eat inside the pot or your baby will have black patches on his bombom**
** Don't eat snail or your child will drool **
** Don't eat okro, it causes oka ori**
** Eat on time or your child will eat hair in the womb hence cause colic after birth **
** Don't walk in the sun, don't walk at night or your baby will be exchanged **
** Don't cross your leg when you sit or you will born a one legged baby **

What will someone not hear sef. Just say OK and go your way abeg

My sister its well with dis believe, I bought a bunch of plantain u won't believe hubby gave it out and refunded my money just because MIL said it causes oka-ori, I can't eat inside pot, no snail....I just dey look them with my side eye.

Zheemub:
Longest time #TeamOctober.

We are doing fine by His Grace. Haven't started antenatal class but will do so soonest.

About baby sex, I want to be among team surprise. Don't want to raise my hope. I already have two boys. So, you can imagine my thoughts..

Ms has reduced a bit. Have been feeling baby's movement.

The experience is over whelming despite having two kids.
Labour pains scares me and am officially scared but trusting Allah (swt) for His divine Grace to pull through.

#TeamOctobetForSupernaturalDelivery

Cc: pweetiebabe

Sowi my love for d MS o,I wish I can be team surprise too but dis is my 1st issue so am anxious if not for hubby I go dey do scan weekly.

Anugod:
Is it that your slippers chest you want to use and fight my oversized boobies? Shey you wan receive hot slap with booby ni? Oya na, bring it on


#Fight of the boobies loading...
#TeamNovember Vs TeamOctober
#Let'sseewhatyou'vegot!


Meanwhile, I'm here shaking my bumbum for you.

I pity all of una for ur team oo,just go check our roll call and see our number if we enter u people..... Hmmmm team October abeg and see our junior wey dey rude to us o.

Went for ANC yesterday am so happy urine no test +ve to protein dis time ard,wish I could remember d moniker of d mama DAT advised whenever am abt to pee I shd let d first few drop just waste before I pee inside d bottle, I did it yesterday and with God by our side we tested -ve.
Baby is also measuring 2weeks ahead 26wks instead of 24wks,was also given my 2nd IPT......Just grateful to God for bringing us dis far and I no he will see us through.
May dis journey end in praise for Us all.

Na wa for team November oooo, so u people are so desperate for Members that u stand @ d gate to hijack members abi? Anugod abeg leave my teammate for me before we fight braless and pantless o.

SomebodysMum:
Aaaand we're 27 weeks! Glory to God! #TeamOctober

My bump can still hide for Africa. I went to a family function over the weekend and one aunt like that called me to a corner and was advising me on what drugs to take for quick conception. I thank am waka go my way.

Me wey intentionally select cloth wey go hide the bump well well. Though it is the kind of bump that can be hidden sha, some bump no respect you and your hiding o.

Anyway, I had to get in a reclining position to show my bump well, hence picture 2.
I have zero waist! Instead of shooting out bump, na round body bump we get.

Eksbabe, loving that bump!

Goldenheart002 I no believe that bump jor

Bomgirl bump dey come, no worry

Somebody'smum A.K.A Somebody'swife representing with her portable bump.....We Thank God for d journey so far,it can only be him.

MercyMercy:
#26weeks #teamOctober

Sexy teamie with a sexy bump....

Ewww....Nice bump everywhere, I can see team October representing.

MumHeritage and Heritage @ 23wks and 24wks.

Cc
CravingChic

CravingChic:
Sweetheart its true oo...very accurate.

Yes o my love.....its better Scan and d prediction no fail ooo or else ur baby go wear gown tire.

Yes oooo....Its bumpie Tuesday mamas plss come put and show us those sexy bump o....Team October abeg show DAT biggy belle hubby gave u o.

CravingChic:
Wonders would never end...these chinese people sha. How true is this chart?. Using your current age at time of conception and the month of conception to determine your baby's sex. Mamas please confirm if it was exact for you.

I don't no how far its true.....but it gave me d right prediction

Bomgirl:
I attended PMCH, water of fire.
May God answer us all our petitions in Jesus name! Amen.

Hunger pursue me halfway so I went to buy something from the shop in the church only for one small boy to see me eating meatpie and shout 'Aunty, we are supposed to fast o!'
I ignored him and continued munching.
Another one showed up 'Aunty, even small boy like me, I've not eaten since yesterday '
I asked him 'Are you pregnant? ' he said no. I said 'when you are pregnant, come back let's talk'

Today was awesome in God's presence!

Chai Same thing happened to me 3 PMCH ago, I was just eating like glutton... Doughnut,watermelon, mineral infarct before d end of d program I ate everything I set my eyes on and wen hubby was yabbing me I jejely told him Blame on d pregnancy.

Nimi22:
Cappo present o. Taking each day as it comes sex unknown yet hopefully lo will show this week if not na to dey shop for unisex o but leaning more to the male side cos we want a boy.

#teamoctoberforsafedelivery
#teamoctoberforsexybirth

God will surely grant u your heart desires.... Team XY tinz

pweetymii:
Fruitful vines,please let's remember that tomorrow been 1st of July is the first Saturday and the 3 supernatural conception series of the Power must change hands programme of the mfm.Remember to attend with two bottles of water and baby clothing.As you attend with faith,may the Almighty Himself speak to every of our situation and do what no man can do in our lives.
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pweetiebabe

Sure ma'am infarct I must not miss tomorrow PMCH o cos I need to Renew my water of fire....

kelsgal:
wawooo,didnt know this thread exist in nairaland. so happy to be here my fellow ladies. I am preg and is 24weeks 5days now. To the Glory of God,no complications yet just that the feeling of been depressed keeps creeping in. hope is normal? To the Glory of God,my expected delivery month is OCTOBER. May God continue to strengthen us all.

Welcoming our newest team member no worry FTM and jjc plenty for our midst but with God by our sides we are getting it right,doing it right and will end dis journey with testimony,may ur stay end in praise in Jesus name....Pls update ur EDD and baby gender so it can be updated during tomorrow roll call and pls mention me wen u do so I can see it....



Hello hello testing microphone.... In order news June is almost gone so we have just july, August and September to meet our Los abeg team October who get d remote control of dis months make we fast forward dem?

#Teamoctoberfornoloss#
#Teamoctoberforsexybirth#
#Teamoctoberforsupernaturalchildbirth#

Nimi22:
Pweetiebabe are we not so blessed to have 2 iya ibejis in our team? God is good.
Teamie mine is amala and any draw soup o. I can't get enough of it.

May we all carry to term in Jesus name
#teamoctoberforsafedelivery

More than blessed sis....Na u be our 3rd Iya ibeji now....I think say na only me like food o but its so all obvious most of my teamie are foodie

ApotiEriOluwa1:
@Pweetiebabe my able cappo, unah weldone o,
My October teammate's, Hw is ministry going?
Abeg senior mamas cum help me o, cos d rate wey I dey use chop black 'Amala & Ewedu' I no v explain, (don't mind me I be Yoruba girl) .. food sef don tire me cos I dey eat anything eatable.. nah so I go dey roll on top bed a night.. Maybe because I get twins in d making sha. Anyways October don dey approach smal-smal....

#TeamOctober4NoLoss#
#TeamOctober4SafeDelivery#

Cappo Lo's sex nah Xx &Xx

Wow!!! 10 gbosa for u ma'am....Abeg team October come and see o we don get another Iya ibeji for our midst....May our journey end in praise.
@ Beyedew my paddi I no laugh @ u now,shebi na jeje oga dey before u come dey form sexy and messaging him....Oya sowi come here and take hug.

BritneyStacy:
Able cappo. I dey hail o ooo. I for don the give una updates na from time to time. My browsers just connive say no more nairaland for me . I no fit open nairaland. I come dey think weda I chop ban sef. This morning sef, na inside toilet I dey say make I try again. E come open. You are doing a good job jareh.

If no be say na on top toilet seat I dey siddon, I for don snap my 2scans reports wey I don do and baby no gree open legs . Those my money dey pain me erh. Money wey I no even get. And am really desperate to know so I can start preparing on time. But I dey suspect say na girl (shebi dem talk say na girl dey cross legs any how).

EDD is 16th sha. Big boy is fine. Tho recently we have been struggling with food. His appetite has greatly reduced. I just started malaria drugs on him. I have not treated him of malaria in the last 4months. I hope his appetite returns abeg. I get worried when he doesn't eat.

Am happy for our October team. We have gotten upto 27members. Shout out to you all. all the way. Am not usually a dull member o ooo but I don explain wetin dey worry me.
May God lead us safely to the end of this journey.

Make I go prepare. I dey go somewhere important this morning. I see all my mentions. I will reply them later in the day. A very big hug and kiss to you that remembered me.....
Beautiful day to us all!

Good to read from u ma'am don't worry our boy appetite will return just make sure u don't complain he eats too much later....Abeg let Lo do shakara ooo and u can decide to go for unisex stuff cos dats wot am also doing, gotten most of my stuff(important ones sha).

Naomi14:
@Beyedew, I don laff tire! Doggy style dey make my waist hook when I was preggy. Don't do that missionary style. your uterus will be resting on the vein that's carries blood from your lower body to your heart. It will make you feel dizzy. (Spooning) Lie side by side with him behind you. The penetration will be shallow and not painful. Cowgirl style: you stay on top as if you sitting and ride. it gives you control of how deep you want the penetration. Those are the 2styles that worked for me.

Chai Mama d mama u get Phd from kpekus university? Na wa with all dis ur style ooo......Beyedew so na only mouth u get? Oga handle u now u come dey call for help anyway y not find a comfy style cos for me no style is Comfortable oooo, na dis low-lye placenta I dey use pursue hubby.

Mbliz:
@pweetiebabe!!! Can't wait for bumpy Tuesday!!!! We are oficially 21 Weeks today!!! Hurray!!!! Supernatural delivery to all mamas amen!!!!

Nice one teamie.

ebonychic18:
Hahahahaha original cappo please o no too vex. It's not my fault o my LO shakara too much always posing during scan. Either folding, crossing or sinking bumbum inside my pelvis. I've done in different places no show. Make I rest abeg will do much later or I join team surprise

abeg let Lo do shakara o, baby no wan dey open d thing anyhow.

pyzdan:
hmmm couldn't find my name in the list. it's well

Yea Ayam in trouble, So mama guess I missed ur Announcement make I do d needful before dis mama go fine cappo.


pls ma help me with ur EDD and Lo gender

Benignasweety:
Restore home dat is finished already...

Dix OUR BABY sweet me o... thanks alot.

Babe never say never.... Just like u put it ur marriage to a baby, so I believe he will outgrow his babyish attitude and realize that u and Zion are the best thing that can ever happen to him and he Will come to is senses and apologize, thank God u have/had wonderful in-laws.