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congo4ka:
Stages:
I. If you don't want to be a father yet, don't creamp1e even if you keep your nuts hanging out, Instead you can cream pie her assssshole

II. Let her sit on your face before you teabag unless it smells like rotten fish or it is a thick forest

III. Once the snail is already slimy, you can put just the mushroom tip inside but don't explode inside even though it's too sweet

IV. Never keep your nuts hanging out for too long unless you will mistakenly put your akamu inside the pot

V. Then you can decide to bury the hammer so deep that the next explorer would think it was a dagger

You get PhD for sexology?

Where is my dad?

TarOrfeek:
When under the shooting of a big cassava.

A woman is mostly useless.


Under a small cassava.


She becomes a warrior.


Men stop masturbation. Better increase your cassava.

See person wife hopping around with her junior brother's school son.

How can I increase my cassava?

MrMystrO:
Okay.

Meanwhile be Ready to say hello to this Man Tonight

Top scorer
On my way to PARC de prince

valencia25:
My little sister found her own mail inside her SPAM BOX, ensure you check your SPAM folder if not found inbox.

Goodluck to you all

So she dey store sperm?

Am sorry


I did it


Oya come and beat me

I dont like HTC.. I love my iPhone 8

[quote author=FlirtyKaren post=65587757]Nigerian 'superstar' singer, Speed Darlington, took to Instagram to share a throwback photo with the lady who inspired his song 'Adaier'. 

Did you just say superstar? . Where do we put wizkid, I guess ultimate superstar
But Dah dude is goddamn ugly Dressing as if we were in 1950

marvin906:
crystal palace abeg secure that second position for us..
up Liverpool

Gbayi jare my broda........
Never walk alone

Up liverpool..... I wonder why liverpool thread never make FTC??
Nonsense

ladycomfort:
Please who knows how one can defer admission into oau .....

Anyone who knows the process biko

So, becos of ordinary building structure.. You wan defer admission into oau
I petea you

Op... Sense must fall on you o

She can't even ride me on bed...... I can't doggy style her....
We cannot do 69position
I don't need arara o

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It's not special.... I am turning 18 this year and I have 3kids(2boys,1girl) and am proud of them
Though am an upcoming artist too but still, I take care of them very well cos I have the money...
Watchout for my single:mayana-super woman(I need a producer for the track) pls

Will they give me money

Theives

When is her own wedding?

[color=#006600][/color]The only fun I know na d guy wey sing some nights
Fun btw male and female in the bathroom

Or Libya

Kosewe

How much is Vaseline

Ki araye ma pa kadara da
Oriburuku back to sender
Shebi na person born olamide the superstar
Oluwa jor nibo loju re wa

Coitus:
Let's see what Tom thinks

I feel like grabbing it o

[quote author=BeeBeeOoh post=65484010]







How Arsenal fans here manage to survive Buhari and Wenger at the same time has become the 948th wonders of the world..[/quote
I wonder what that old man is still doing with the club

O boy see yansh
Make I look for Vaseline

Arsenal fans leave thousands of seats empty for Man City clash, despite club claiming game is sold out


Viewers were left stunned at the amount of empty seats at the Emirates Stadium during Arsenal's clash with Manchester City on Thursday night.

Home supporters seemingly voted with their feet as they stayed away from the game, just days after the Gunners lost 3-0 to Manchester City in the Carabao Cup final.

With the bad weather also playing a key factor in the absences, the home fans who were there witnessed City race into a three-goal lead by half-time thanks to strikes from Bernardo Silva, David Silva andand Leroy sane
But Arsenal claimed it was sell out
City raced into a 3-0 lead by half-timee
Signs outside the Emirates before the match indicated that the match was sold out, even though there were so many seats vacant.

On Sky Sports, pundit Gary Neville said: "There is an objection going on. If they wanted to be here, they would be here."

Gunners season ticket holder Graham Lashwood said: "It wasn't sold out. You could still buy tickets right up until the game.

"I know a load of season ticket holders who weren't going due to snow or train issues, or they just couldn't be bothered as it's cold, it's on TV and City will hammer them again."

And on Twitter the reaction was unanimous.


Should Arsene Wenger quit as Arsenal manager at the end of the season?

Celestine Babayaro Ex-Nigerian left back set to play for Chelsea again

Ex Nigerian left back Celestine Babayaro is set to play for English Premier League Outfit Chelsea again in an Exhibition game.Inter Milan
The current Premier Champions league holders announced on their official website that the 1998 Cup Winners’ Cup team will play a Legends game against.

Speaking to the Chelsea website, former blues winger Graeme Le Saux who spoke to Chelsea about the initiative revealed the money raised from the encounter will go to helping past players.

“All the money we are raising from the game will go to the Foundation and the Past Players’ Trust, and hopefully it is something we can use as a base to build on for future games.” Le Saux said

Ex-players expected to grace the occasion include, Gianfranco Zola, Dennis Wise and Gianluca Vialli for Chelsea while Youri Djorkaeff, Francesco Toldo and Javier Zanetti are to represent Milan.


play Celestine Babayaro is set to appear in the game between Chelsea and Inter Milan legends. (Getty Images)


Babayaro was part of the all-conquering Chelsea team that won the Cup winners Cup and League Cup even though he missed the finals through injury.

The Atlanta 1996 Olympic Games gold winning medalist was however part of the Chelsea team that defeated European champions Real Madrid to win the Super Cup.

Babayaro was signed from Anderlecht for £2.25 million in 1997, he went on to make 132 appearances and contributed a total of five goals before his transfer to Newcastle United.

The game between the Legends of Chelsea and Inter Milan will take place at Stamford Bridge on Friday, May 18 at 8:45pm Nigerian time