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This dude has fallen head over heels for that karate thot

ok

sent a mail

People under category 4 have d gift of smelling food from afar

too bad

Lol

cool

again?

I respect those guys, tho I don't support their cause

True heroes

[color=#000000]please sound it [/color]

He shared the following facts about himself on Facebook a few hours ago
"Here are some facts about me: Please read and share.
I was born on the 14th of June,1963 at Epe General Hospital,
Epe, Lagos State.
• I had my Primary School at St. Jude’s Primary School, Ebute
Meta, and Lagos. Passed the National Common Entrance in
Primary 5 and gained admission into Federal Government
College, Warri.
• Recorded the second best result in the entire West Africa in
the Higher School
Certificate Examinations in the Social Sciences in 1981.
• Graduated with honours in Accounting from the University of
Lagos at 21.
• I started my public service career at Lagos State Waste
Disposal Board (now LAWMA)as Accountant Grade II in
November 1985.
• At 24, qualified as a Chartered Accountant and completed my
Masters Degree programme in Accounting from University of
Lagos, specializing in Financial Management.
• Worked in the Local Government Service for 10years and was
at various times council Treasurer in Alimosho, Shomolu, Mushin
and Ajeromi-Ifelodun Local Government Councils.
• In 1998, my commitment to public service earned me the
award of the US Fullbright Scholarship for the Hubert H.
Humphrey Fellowship program, in Boston University,
Massachusetts, USA on Public Leadership with emphasis on
Finance and Accounting.
• I was appointed acting Auditor-General for Local Government in
2000 and became the youngest ever Auditor-General for Local
Government in Lagos State.
• I was appointed Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Finance in
January 2005 and in February, 2006, was given the additional
responsibility of Accountant-General of Lagos State.
• I was the youngest Permanent Secretary in service and only
the second person to hold both positions of Permanent
Secretary and Accountant-General at the same time.
• Under my watch, the State Treasury Office revolutionized the
way Lagos State finances were raised, budgeted, managed and
planned resulting in the state’s budget performing at an average
of 85% annually.
• I ensured payment of civil service staff salaries before the end
of the month, payment of running cost by 1st week of each
month and introduced end of the year
package and special/specific welfare for staff.
• I launched the e-payment platform for the monthly staff salaries
• I renovated the State Treasury Office, created a conducive
working environment, introduced a corporate dress code and
provided laptops for all Directors
• I Introduced prompt payment of gratuity and pension arrears of
the State Universal
Basic Education Board and Local Government old pensioners.
• I introduced regular technical meetings with the Directors of
Accounts in all MDAs, facilitated the sponsorship, by the State
Governor, of over 1000 accountants to the Annual accountants'
Conference in Abuja and initiated the annual retreat for Heads of
Accountants as well as Local and International training for staff.
• I co-organised the first ever National Tax Retreat in association
with the Joint Tax
Board/Federal Inland Revenue Service in 2005.
• I chaired the Technical Committee that produced the Lagos
State Economic
Empowerment Development Strategy (SEEDS) document.
• I led the audit teams as the Auditor-General in the office of
Auditor-General for Local Government to clear and publish the
arrears of statutory audits of 1995 to 2004 within 12months.
• I am a scholar, accountant, administrator, an astute leader with
strong emotional intelligence, i am an alumnus of Wharton
Business School and also attended courses at Cranfield School
of Management, Cranfield, England; the Institute of Management
Development, Lausanne, Switzerland; INSEAD, Singapore and
the Harvard Kennedy
School of Government, Boston, Massachusetts, USA.
• I retired voluntarily from public service in August, 2012; the
first ever recorded voluntary retirement by a Permanent Secretary
in the Lagos State Public Service.
• I established Brandsmiths Consulting Limited in 2012 and the
company is today consulting for Federal, State and Local
Governments on the transition to the new International Public
Service Accounting System and other financial advisory services.
• I am a stickler for high performance and my decisions are
never based on race, gender or religion."

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This is the kinda question you ask when you are idle. Pls find something better doing.


There is a Supernatural who controls the universe with the name, God
#myCharityComment.
...

I believe in him and his existence, but how do I proove to unbelievers.

I woudnt in any cosmic universe attribute myself as being a religious fanatic and neither would I question anybody's choice of religion. though I believe in the existence of a supreme being, the almighty God and as such I worship him, there's this friend of mine that continues to refute the fact that God exists (he proves this with logic) ordinarily, I would have cared less, but my conscience keeps reminding me of my duty as a religious faithful and with my own feeble religious knowledge, I've tried to make him see reasons with me, but after each sessions of arguments, he always wins. please, can someone here help me with facts to put before him on d existence of God?

Insanity

Ghastly one there. life is truly precious

Preach bro, preach ... #ProudlyIgbo

was on point ... Gracias
To me, Goodluck is one of the best things that has ever happened to Nigeria but most people are too blind to notice that.

Sex is really overrated

The guy is properly covered and d lady bares it all .... who is wiser??

I was popular during my secondary school days, probably because of my innocent nature

Too bad

englishmart:
he was my classmate. But he left me behind the same way messi left mikel

did u school in festac?

can he do it?

If you are in UNN, a graduate or an aspirant, let's connect on NL via this thread.
I'm Alex, Pharmacy 4/5 ... what about you??

Cows kwa?? these BH guys are desperate o.

1. DELETE HIS NUMBER: This is always the first
move. As soon as the guy breaks their heart,
the next thing is to delete his number. But you
know what’s annoying about this? It doesn’t
change anything because we still have the ex’s
phone number stored up in our brains. Ask them
in five years, they still remember!
2. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP EXPERTS: I
know most people can relate to this. We all
have that friend who had a bad break up and
next thing, she thinks she has a BSc in dating.
Relationships become her favourite topic. She
suddenly wants to give relationship advice at
the slightest chance, even if hers did not work.
She knows how not to date a guy.
3. BECOME BORN AGAIN: When a guy whom
they loved so much breaks their hearts, next
thing is church. They forgot God was their
companion before the break up, but as soon as
the break up happens, they have the front row
in church, their voices would be the loudest
during service and would go to church 10 times
a day if they have to.
Some Muslims even start wearing hijab. But as
soon as they find love again, it’s back to
square one. Thank God our God is a Merciful
One!
4. TEAM SINGLE AND LOVING IT: Ladies
always have a sense of empowerment after a
bad break-up. You start to see things like,
# teamsingleandlovingit , # teamsingleforever etc
even though we are dying inside. We suddenly
have our little NGOs and become allergic to
men. I pity some toasters during this period
because they will smell pepper!
5. BEGIN EATING AND DRINKING: It’s after a
break up that we remember that food is our
best friend. They would buy the big bowl of ice
cream and the biggest bowl of KFC chicken, or
even buy a bottle of alcohol and just drink to
stupor. The truth of the matter is, it doesn’t
make us feel any better but we do it anyway!
6. LISTEN TO DEPRESSING SONGS: They dig
out Adele’s album or watch ‘A walk to
remember’ and lay on their beds all day, crying
their eyeballs out after every scene. We all know
how depressing Adele’s ‘Someone like you’ is.
Even when you are in the best relationship, that
song just has a way of making you feel sad.
7. MOOD SWINGS: After a break up, everything
reminds you of the ex. One second they are
happy, the next you see the type of car your ex
owns, or smell his cologne somewhere and they
are sad. Most friends avoid these ones!
8. STALKING: This is a common factor amongst
the ladies. After a bad break up, they would
stalk their ex on Instagram, Facebook or even
dial his number a couple of times with a strange
number. Then when he says hello, they hang up
or just remain silent. We know some of you are
guilty. Women are the best CIA agents!
9. THEY NEVER SIT AT HOME: If you haven’t
noticed this, when a girl is single, she never
stays home. Even if she wants to, her friends
will never let her. She would always want to go
out and have that fun she would never have
had with her ex. It is always a plus when they
know that their ex would be at the event. If
their ex will be there, they would kak up (dress
to kill) just to make sure he realises what he is
missing. Besides, Mr. Right can be found
anywhere.
10. ONTO THE NEXT ONE: Most of the time,
they turn to good girl gone bad if they can’t
handle themselves. Those toasters she kept on
hold while she was dating become her besties
and we all know the things that go along with
that. I’m sure once in your lifetime, you have
done at least one of these listed above.

Tunechi in this womanliness ...