1. DELETE HIS NUMBER: This is always the first
move. As soon as the guy breaks their heart,
the next thing is to delete his number. But you
know what’s annoying about this? It doesn’t
change anything because we still have the ex’s
phone number stored up in our brains. Ask them
in five years, they still remember!
2. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP EXPERTS: I
know most people can relate to this. We all
have that friend who had a bad break up and
next thing, she thinks she has a BSc in dating.
Relationships become her favourite topic. She
suddenly wants to give relationship advice at
the slightest chance, even if hers did not work.
She knows how not to date a guy.
3. BECOME BORN AGAIN: When a guy whom
they loved so much breaks their hearts, next
thing is church. They forgot God was their
companion before the break up, but as soon as
the break up happens, they have the front row
in church, their voices would be the loudest
during service and would go to church 10 times
a day if they have to.
Some Muslims even start wearing hijab. But as
soon as they find love again, it’s back to
square one. Thank God our God is a Merciful
One!
4. TEAM SINGLE AND LOVING IT: Ladies
always have a sense of empowerment after a
bad break-up. You start to see things like,
# teamsingleandlovingit , # teamsingleforever etc
even though we are dying inside. We suddenly
have our little NGOs and become allergic to
men. I pity some toasters during this period
because they will smell pepper!
5. BEGIN EATING AND DRINKING: It’s after a
break up that we remember that food is our
best friend. They would buy the big bowl of ice
cream and the biggest bowl of KFC chicken, or
even buy a bottle of alcohol and just drink to
stupor. The truth of the matter is, it doesn’t
make us feel any better but we do it anyway!
6. LISTEN TO DEPRESSING SONGS: They dig
out Adele’s album or watch ‘A walk to
remember’ and lay on their beds all day, crying
their eyeballs out after every scene. We all know
how depressing Adele’s ‘Someone like you’ is.
Even when you are in the best relationship, that
song just has a way of making you feel sad.
7. MOOD SWINGS: After a break up, everything
reminds you of the ex. One second they are
happy, the next you see the type of car your ex
owns, or smell his cologne somewhere and they
are sad. Most friends avoid these ones!
8. STALKING: This is a common factor amongst
the ladies. After a bad break up, they would
stalk their ex on Instagram, Facebook or even
dial his number a couple of times with a strange
number. Then when he says hello, they hang up
or just remain silent. We know some of you are
guilty. Women are the best CIA agents!
9. THEY NEVER SIT AT HOME: If you haven’t
noticed this, when a girl is single, she never
stays home. Even if she wants to, her friends
will never let her. She would always want to go
out and have that fun she would never have
had with her ex. It is always a plus when they
know that their ex would be at the event. If
their ex will be there, they would kak up (dress
to kill) just to make sure he realises what he is
missing. Besides, Mr. Right can be found
anywhere.
10. ONTO THE NEXT ONE: Most of the time,
they turn to good girl gone bad if they can’t
handle themselves. Those toasters she kept on
hold while she was dating become her besties
and we all know the things that go along with
that. I’m sure once in your lifetime, you have
done at least one of these listed above.

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You are right e.g my EX-girlfriend even after a year of no relationship she still kept stalking....I tire for girls ooo

Number 2 tho

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your space booking lifestyle is damn pathetic

Nice. But i don't agree with no 3,5,6,7,8,9,10