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major466:
The days of Sheecow are numbered. He who kill by the gun shall die by the gun.

Gbam......u have wogedly Landed bro

Billyonaire:
So the Chatham House has finally released the aged Ancestor ? I thought London is his new home.

If Buhari waste one more week in London, I would have drugged him, and put him in a crate and kidnap him to Nigeria. That's what he did to Umaru Dikko.

Eleribu........What Did Umaru Dikko Do?....

IYANGBALI:
that thing you called brain has turned to saw dust.

For what it is worth?.......saw dust better pass him brain......na oka baba brain him get and the birds don make breakfast out of am finish

selectedhero:
I HAVE ALWAYS MAINTAINED THAT THE SECTARIAN
CONTRAPTION CALLED THE APC IS NOT A POLITICAL PARTY
BUT RATHER MORE OF A PRESSURE GROUP. WHICH HAS FAILED
WOEFULLY TO PROVE TO NIGERIA BEYOND EVERY DOUBT THAT
THEY SHOULD BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. I FOR ONE KNOW, AS ALL
ENLIGHTENED MINDS DO THAT WHAT WE HAVE, IS JUST A
COMING TOGETHER OF A HANDFUL WHO HAVE HAD ANY
REASON WHATSOEVER TO COURT EVEN AS LITTLE GRIEVANCE
AGAINST THE RULING PARTY; AND AS SUCH WILL NOT STAND
UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF SALIENT ISSUES BOTHERING ON
NATIONAL INTEREST AS HAS BEEN SHOWN SO FAR. IT IS
NOTEWORTHY THAT IN THE PAST FEW YEARS A NUMBER OF
SUCH PRESSURE GROUPS HAD ARISEN AND HAD
SUBSEQUENTLY METAMORPHOSED INTO FURTHER ENLARGED
PRESSURE ASSOCIATIONS, OF WHICH THE APC HAPPENS TO BE
THE GRANDEST SO FAR. IT IS ALSO NOTEWORTHY THAT
CERTAIN ILLICIT ACTIVITIES OF THIS GANG-UP AT MOST HAS
ONLY HELPED BOLSTER THE HYPE AND MORALE OF THE RULING
PDP WHO SEEM SO FAR WELL PLACED BY ALL INDICATIONS TO
WIN THE MARCH 28 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. THIS IS MORE
EVIDENT AS THE PDP IS CLEARLY DICTATING THE PACE AT
WHICH THE POLITICKING AT THAT LEVEL IS DONE. THE MUCH
WE MAY PROBABLY SEE OF THE OPPOSITION AT THE END OF
THE ELECTIONS IS A CALL TO MASS CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE,
WHICH THE RULING PARTY IS ALREADY BEING SEEN TO BE
CALCULATING TOWARDS. THIS THEREFORE IS NOT TO SAY
THAT THE RULING PARTY HAS NOT BEEN RATTLED AS MUCH AS
CAN TOPPLE EVEN A SOLIDLY STRUCTURED IDEOLOGY BUT HAS
ALSO ENGENDERED IN THE COMMON MAN THE SENSE OF HIS
POWER TO MAKE AND UNMAKE. BUT THEN THE RULING PDP
STILL MAINTAINS THE STRATEGIC UPPERHAND AND WOULD
THUS GO ON TO RETAIN THE NIGERIA NUMBER ONE SEAT.[/qu post=31344961]....Everyone now could see that truthfully you lack manner, may be you lack proper parental upbringing mostly in all your responses and comments. Why must you always use abusive languages? Can you look straight at your Father eye to eye and tell him he has mouth odour....even if you are paid to do this job, I think you should do it with common sense.

There is no need bro.....waste not your saliva......PDP created More Idiots Than It ever Did........I no just Understand 'em......This whole Thin na Mirror....it is there for this fishbrains to see and yet?

The last 3 to 2 years,this forum has always seem a Joke to me....2015? it is a Large Joke to me and it is either the Owner Slept off on a Bamboo or he left it off with a Superior Idiot......this shiithole of A site is Sold Out......not for Men but for Kids and the CEO and His OPs / Moderators Are Kids.........be careful what u chase.......haba.........must u be sold out to Buhari and Goodluck......Tonto and Yvonne?.......Bleep this nation........did u say Journalism?

I don't think u got the picture of who Majek Fasek really is before u wrote that song.....if that is the Lyrics of the said song.....no disrespect.....and I aint tryin to paint ur work black.....but I don't see the Life In the Lyrics....Well....Majek is my Hero too....I have Dined and Wined with Him....I did a song with him in 09 with 10 other notable artists.....I shot the Video as well....He'd Call me Son...Only ppl who has ever sat with him would understand his pain...and or Realise that musically.....he hasn't Lost it...I hate to see him in that state of health...but Bleep it....no one knows hw it all will Pan out for him or her in this Life....I think u r tryin to do somethin great here......but pls....Give it a face and a true meaning into his Life......He Deserves that

delkuf: my ppl are doing this at of ignorance, and they going to suffer for it

Shebi Ur Ppl Go suffer For am Shey?.......Good....I no dey Answer ur Papa Name.....again Good

PrettyCindy: As much as i believe in miracles, this one is particularly "faulty".

What about his driver? Was he the one driving?

Chei......mAy u walk and never pade agbako and may u neva be like dele giwa wey no get brain remove the bomb from the Letter.......u made a point

eriegua83: A virgin gave birth, moses parted the red sea, elijah was taken up in a chariot of fire, jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread nd 2 fishe nd 12 baskets of leftovers after they ve eaten and many more in the holy book. If it were to be our time doubting THOMASES would still doubt.JESUS d same yterday, today nd 4ever. Let GOD be true and all MEN liars. God prooved himself with Adeboye.

Keep Ur Lousy Mouth Shut Okoro......Have u Ever in Ur Life Watched Chris Angel(Mind Freak)?.......that Mutha-fucka Walked On Water.......Passed Thru an Iron Gate etc......Nw Call Him God or Jesus.....Ode.....

dr.laykay:
"If I tell u earth things and u fail to believe,how do u believe heavenly things?"
If only u know what faith means,den u won't doubt things.faith:an evidence of things not seen

Abegi......The OP is either stupid or u r in the wrong Section.....Define Miracle And Faith.......and in that same bible there is a part that states that Different prophets will come up with different prophecies.......ogbeni.....only a Fool go allow person tell am say na Dog them dey call Monkey......Jesus no Loud him own

nollywood20: In 1956 Enoch Adeboye was admitted into Ilesha Grammar School, Ilesha, Osun State, Western Nigeria and as a youth he discovered a passion for books, and an aptitude for science and in particular the field of Mathematics. This led to an academic journey in the field of Mathematics against incredible odds including but not limited to finances, the Nigerian Civil War and academic politics. By the time he was done, Enoch Adeboye had obtained not only a Bachelors (BSc.) degree in Mathematics from the University of Nigeria, Nnsukka, Nigeria in 1967, but also a Masters (MSc.) Degree in Hydrodynamics and a Doctorate Degree (PhD) in Applied Mathematics, both from the University of Lagos, Lagos, Nigeria in 1969 and 1975 respectively.

ANY INTELLECTUALLY RE-TARDED ID-IOT WHO CANNOT PROVIDE ANY EVIDENCE OF ACADEMIC EDUCATION COMPARABLE TO THE ABOVE SHOULD SHUT UP AND GO AND READ A BOOK, BECAUSE YOUR IGNORANCE IS DUE TO YOUR INTELLECTUAL ILLITERACY.

YOU SEE ID-IOTS WHO HAVE FAILED ACADEMICALLY AND EVEN PROFESSIONALLY AND HAVE NOT CONTRIBUTED TO THEIR COMMUNITY AND SOCIETY COMING ONLINE ON A FREE FOR ALL FORUM TO POST NONSENSE. I HAVE ADVISED SEUN TO START COLLECTING UP TO $100 PER FOR REGISTRATION TO SEPARATE RESPONSIBLE MEMBERS FROM IRRESPONSIBLE ID-IOTS.

I DOUBT IF ANYONE HERE INSULTING THE MAN OF GOD IS EVEN ONE QUARTER AS INTELLIGENT AS PASTOR ADEBOYE IN HIS YOUTH. NO WONDER OVER 33 MILLION YOUTHS ARE JOBLESS.

And can you frankly prove to me that you are not an Idiot of the Highest Order?.......when Has Academic excellence Define Righteousness?....This is not RCCG or whatever Flyin Bleep.....this Is Nairaland...Miracles do happen....we all didn't see those of Jesus,but we bliv'd it happened.....and that was before the papa wey born the papa wey born anotha thousands of ur papa go born u.....let alone this generation wey u and I dey and wey pastor adeboye dey....u brainwashed-oversabi person........na only God kno who dey worship am......Hey.....I just resurrected ur grandpa from the dead right nw for my church.....

Sigh.....Nw how does this Bullcrap mean Shit?......

godfadda6: daysis be long, this is voice of xyz6 cheif ilya de nateco. the odunga still remains that the surpermost comradium still remians the best club weta rain or sun. that is to say for our 1+1 =11 we have to stay to geta unity in diversity.

let all am carried congratulate their dwon below. may our dayisis be long and may our chidlren neva resemble our lanlord. to God eledumare i have landed

Unity in Diversity....not in Daicotomi.....My Chiefe u r Too gbaski.....I remain Emudimeji Ogurodawodu Former HOD Ilya Du Onion.....Kariability oshe fowora.....I Dov

SmoothLIFE: hahahhahahaha This is minor and you are exaggerating!!

Ghanaman here and,I will end by saying ONLY Ghanaian RULE can SAVE West Africa!! Watch how smooth this turns out and can me SIR from now on!!

Na shepe Joint for Lasgidi in Nigeria u dey Shey?........Ghanaian RULE U talk shey?......Koffi......u better Fuckin Wake up From That ur Deep Dream......

acidtalk: If one expects a partner to possess some certain traits like the one listed below and they do, how can one also actually tell if the are pretending and acting it all up just to ensure the relationship ends in marraige?

Characteristics of a Wife/Husband are;

*One who Understands

*A Patient one

*A Conversationist (this is extremely important in every and any relationship)

*One who makes Sacrifices

*Someone who see your dream just as you see it or even clearer than you do (not a pessimist to your whole believe)

*A Comforter (who who will always pray for you and never use any negative or curse words on you)

*A friend (a true friend will correct you on things other people are scared, shy or reluctant to tell you I.e, "honey I bought you this body spray or mouth wash because I think you should use eat because I felt you sweated too much yesterday / your mouth felt dry while we were talking - no one else will tell you this only someone who really scares for you).

*A listener (someone who isn't quiet just because he/she is waiting for you to pulse so they can take over. But one who is really listening to bring about a positive impact in your conversation.)

*A Giver (a generous one who isn't weighing what he/she has given to you and expecting the equivalent or something better)

*One who shares your interest (Sports, fashion, current affiars, music, geography, movie, Sport, History, Politics, Religion, events, lifestyle - if your partner doesn't have at list 3 of these interest with you then please move on to the next because marriage goes way beyond the sex and food. There MUST be other similar interest to always keep communication going).

*Fear of God (this means differnt things to different people so sort yours out).

*Love (this came last because one must have 2 or more of the above triats before you can love them. And note; love rises and fades in every relationship and marriage but only the above will reignite the love you crave for).

A good partner should possess at least 3 or more of the above traits before you should consider him/her for marriage.

I quote u from top to tha bottom cas It Doesn't work for me......OT dey.....So Okpekes Papa Yansh

0lumide: And the Brits are getting their asses licked by our current administration hence why they are saying this sort of crap.

And when they don't agree with the administration, guess what happens? Yea, I don't have to say lol everybody knows..

Ohh wait the program on BBC showing nonsense about Lagos is by Nigerian Journalists? CNN is ran by Nigerian journalists? hahahaha

Please people disregard any criticism or praise coming from either Europe or America about Nigeria. All na propaganda!

Yea.....CNN in Foreign Countries have Their Own Local Journalists In That Country......U won't See Amanpour Reportin Live From Nigeria....So?.....

Siga: I think more awareness need to be raised....WOMEN, LADIES AND GIRLS, PLEASE IF A MAN RAISE HIS HANDS ON YOU...PLEASE WALK AWAY!!!!! STOP ALL THE NONSENSE !!! HE CAN NEVER CHANGE....PLEASE ACT SANE AND NOT INSANE!!!!....this madness needs to stop....this is not only a Nigerian problem....its all over...

Na ur Shithole Ur Brain Dey?.....is it bout walkin away or standin up Constitutionally and Legally? There Shud be Rules protectin women in this (almost) God forsaken Country.......I am not a preacher or shit.....But it shud stop....bad as I bad....I won't raise my fuckin hand on a Woman.....

Built2last: When are we going to start valueing life in this country? Must people die everyday out share wickedness or carelessness.haba

Sigh....God Is So So Lenient buroda......"The Fear Of God Is the Begining of Wisdon" Shoulder Every Other Rules Jere......Human Enh!!!....

Clemzy16: She died of child birth!! Only in Nigeria would women still lose their lives to childbirth in the 21st century.

Nw wetin na?........Only in Nigeria?......u don Cough rubbish.....No be Even Nature.....Na as God Plan am.....if ur Enemy Die From Electrocution......shey na Only am Don Ever Die Thru That Process for the whole World?.....

Elueme: May her soul rest in peace.

Hmmm......Judge Him not Bro....Regardless.....Let us Wish the Departed Soul Well....I think This Is a Child Birthing Issue......Nw make we come back to political Issues.... God Go Punish All them Bad Leaders.....

solidbroda: pride will only get fake guys around u. And besides, if person check ur background and history, maybe your mom sells chicken at mushin or oshodi. Girls like you are liability and so "i never Chop"

Solid wetin Na?......Hahaha.....Women and Formin.....Like Everymen Shud Give a Rat!...no finish the Poor Lady Like that.....

shaybe baby: I hate it when guys are over-familiar shortly after meeting them. They'd be acting like we've known each other for ages and I'm like" mate, I don't even know you, BACK OFF"!!!!

That's if u r damn ugly with no cute Kettles in front and blessed with a Flat yansh.....then only will he not Give a Flyin Blue Fu Ck ........he only wan chop somethin haha.....

VonNestor: A man monitors what he value, just like a Father spank and correct a Child he love. And if Your man don't give a damn about whom you hang out with, where You go and what u do. Perhaps you are not that precious to him. Remember it is just human nature

And if he Does,does it mean he shud snoop around on his girl?.....men sometimes stupidly get insecured and it changes nothin.....Woman wey go Bleep around Go Bleep around......it's all on Discipline.....no one Is perfect..oun oju o ri kin ba okan je....

BINGBAGBO1: mudini was on a bus heading to Onitsha and before they had gotten halfway the journey he had messed about 69 tymes.
this annoyed everyone but could not talk, till they got to a junction where mudini called an egg seller to buy some boiled eggs.just after he bought the eggs , every passenger got down and took to their heels!

why??

Really I have been followin this joke section thin for over a year nw....and just chosed to sign up 3 days ago.....and on every bin agbepo's thread that I av checked out has been a real waste of time and mb.....nw answer this....who made u the trojan abi projan President?.....I av seen and read couple of projan members jokes that cracks me up.....but bin chop poo"s has been an utmost waste and disasta.....haba.....

trolling: Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.Leviticus 19:28. so go ahead and make tattoos it shows the kind of person you are.

Go Ahead and Bleep someone else's Girl/Guy
Go Ahead and Lie Bout other Ppl
Go Ahead and Call the name of ur God in Vain
Go Ahead and Steal
Go Ahead and bla bla bla bla

Really....everyone condemns havin tats.....and so sick to see it turnin religious.....Like if havin a tat or tats is a Gruesome Sin before God.....then what about the Rest of the Sins God Outlined that we Don't do?......and hey.....we all sin every fuckin day......so why be the one to judge anyone based on what and or how they chose to live their Lives in the Name of Holiness?.......Haba