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blink182:
Thanks man

u 're welcome.

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ise82:
D easiest way to learn php is to learn how to build a full web project or applictn. I wud recommend sme ebooks dt teach practical projects.

As much as i want to agree with you, I want to believe you will agree wit me that jumping into dat will smell trouble for this two reason

- MOST (if not all) of the code will be hard to understand for the person.

- the student might be tide to knowing only what was treated in d book.

designfemi:
I joined the class late but i sure know i will benefit. please, i need the PHP code that allows my search through my web pages, you may send me a mail incase you have good material for me in kollingholdings@ymail.com. thanks

sent.

designfemi:
please can you be magnanimuos enough to forward the material for this tutorial to me. thanks

BROS, I'll ve to forward my brain join d book be dat, lol,  anyway d ebooks makes a major part of my tutorial here.so u already have it

- SAFE

*dhtml:
that was because he used a toy gunz. . .

what if I've a BULLETPROOF script. lol

- SAFE

brine baba:
done ! i hope you still aint breathing

YES, I am still breathing, just confirming dat, lOLz

yawa-ti-de:
All in favor of quadrillo being a moderator, say "Ay"

(loud chants of "quad-ri-llo, quad-ri-llo" being heard in the background)

you know I wouldn't do it even if there's a salary attached to it. GBAM!

- SAFE

Hi PEEPs,

I won't bother my brain wit using GRAMMAR #NoTime.

1, If market no dey for your area, no carry your vex come nairaland(especially WEBMASTER section).

2, Stop Posting and repling yourself at d same time. (multiple IDs)

3, Anytime you're corrected on mistakes made on any of your job, take it and move on, I no wan hear competition abi GRAMMAR or even excuse. OK?

4, Don't SPAM people's thread. (it's very annoying) not to talk of wen u come den do am multiple times.

5, ALL THE ABOVE NA OBSERVATIONS, ADVICE, AND SUGGESTION so you're free to shot me in d head.***

I miss you guys like crazy, hopefully I'll stay around more often dis days n do some crazy tutorials too.

- SAFE

iniesta is a surprise member of that list would ve prefer sniejder but, even if sniedjer was in d list we all know it's between xavi and messi. if the finalist was gotten from voting then I rest my case.

another feather to our cap, it's all barca affair.

AjanleKoko:
Strange. Not that I'm not happy for our boys, but I feel Sneijder needs to be up there. He had a great season.
I was expecting Messi-Sneijder-Xavi. Not even Iniesta, as he did not play much during the first half of 2010.
All good sha. Forca Barca!

I totally agree with you but we all know that is purely between messi and xavi, plus believe it was decided by voting so, I comment my reserve. T'ESTIMO BARCA

Someone like me that was banned by the spam bot (once) while posting a tutorial, is disqualified right?.

who ever wins it, congratulations in advance.


- SAFE.

quadri20_wale@yahoo.com. I need this setting like mad.

thanks in advance.

offorbuike:

@ quadrillo, dhtml & all, pls forward 2 my mail any material(ebook & videos) on php. <a href="eminentbyke@yahoo.com"> mail </a> lolll!!

stumbled upon dis thread & its coincidental dat am actually learning php now &  am impressed with what u guys are doing here.
THANKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

I just BOMBED YOUR mail with a download link to some mad set of ebooks. I hope it helps.

- SAFE.

mailtimi:
I am planning on Developing a real estate web site for a customer, but I av neva built a real estate site b4. so I really dont know how to bill him. I dont want to give him a price that would not favor me at the end of the day. how much do u suggest I Bill him.

Might also need a programmer to help me modify somethings on the site soon. I would be using Joomla for the construction.

wrong question, the best answer:

yawa-ti-de:
Lesson of the day:
You can't quote a price without requirements.

but to break it down;
it's like asking a contractor: How much will it cost me to build a 4 bedroom flat? (where are you building it? How do you want it? What do you want inside it?)


I hope that helps.

- SAFE

@holydante,

what they don't know is that he can claim whatever thing he likes (choosen one, special one , the best manager) but pep + the barca players = The Special Team.

and that is greater any useless special bullshit.

- SAFE

6 shots on target and the match ended 5 - 0. That's greatness.

I don't know what I'll do again to seal d mouths of this special "ordinary one" blind followers. like I told a friend "he has choose d wrong league to come and claim his special crap." T'ESTIMO BARÇA

- SAFE

hasyak:
n the El Grand Classico pre match conference, a reporter asks Ronaldo as a footballer what do you bring to the sport as a whole.Ronaldo responds, "God of Soccer sent me to earth to show the world how football is meant to be played".Later in the conference as Messi sits alongside Guardiola, the same reporter asks Messi what's his opinion on ronaldo's comment.Messi replies, "I didn't send anyone!"

ROFL, u don craze finish.


- SAFE.

and where is d poster? abi nah mi go answer all dis questions for her?

@nitation
where ve you been?

@yawa,
e ya, pele.

@poster,
In the next five years, I'll still be a developer. but I'll ve top up my skills, develop applications that provides solutions.

Definately a boss by then, controlling and handling big projects even outside the shores of this country.


- SAFE.

suxes2005:
Shey u no vex too much sha?

SHALOM

LOLz, How I go vex? na play me dey play ooo, you ve d right to ask any question nah.

Yes, I'm a developer, a very simple, humble and funny one. (to mention just a few)


-SAFE

suxes2005:
quadrilo, are u a developer?

I actually understood you and did not
take it for an offense.

SHALOM

kai see question ooo, Bros, dat question in bold text is an insult on my personality and career.

lojik:
What kind of a coder will indicate interest in a project he has no idea of, presented by someone he has never heard of, to work together with a team of coders that will be selected by someone who cannot code at all, for no fee at all and no other motivation?
That programmer must be really idle or really poor at his game.

Just when I dey consider to apply. LWKMD.

- SAFE.

don't get my comment wrong ooo.

here is my point.

the method that worked for mark won't work for you, one of d reason is because you're not a developer yourself.

if you truly believe in this idea of yours, my best advice is that u get a developer on a one-on-one discussion, give him a brief info. be ready to put your money where you mouth is. you pay him a token with an offer of a percentage of d whole project.

Needless to say that mark only has 24% of facebook. That shows you how much he has to sacrifice.

NB: I'm not applying ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

- SAFE

hummmmmm,

suxes2005:
Facebook is owned by Mark but he is not the only person that finished the job.

Mark is a developer, he started coding, see it growing, and feels he needs a hand,he then called on people(developers) to join d team with a percentage of profit as payment.

so don't compare yourself with mark.

I reserve my other comments.

- SAFE.

afam4eva:
will you do it even though you don't believe in it?

yes, I'll. in short, I've.

To be more precise, I did three community and cultural website that I even ve to work with pictures of shrines, gods and Idols to display in their gallery.

since I don't ve to worship with dem b4 I get d job or get my balance, . I will do it over and over again.

- SAFE.

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- SAFE.

cyclops4real:
@yawa-ti-de check it not it
how to get video link after upload

why are u confusing yourself with grammar. as if when junior brother in nursery one is learning english language, we all know that whatever he says, we ve to decode it.

e.g.
I ya not goto school - I'll not go to school. LOLz

what is "CHECK IT NOT IT". - I've checked it, it's not it. (from experience LOLz)


- SAFE