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You need to know how to do some coding or get someone to do the coding for you...that's the only way you can have such home page.

*except there's a custome smf theme/template that comes with such features, which I doubt*

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N10,000 #BadMarket

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btw, I couldn't find a compatiable version of mongodb driver for php 5.4.4

- SAFE

get this thingy - winginx.com/download

it's a banger...I know you're smart enough walk tru it.

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6k? I guess with your website(level of knowledge), you couldn't ask for more....I wish u n d student d best.

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any reason why?

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if I want to unlock instead of buying gevey to unlock nko? #hopingThatWillBeCheaper....I hope the unlock is wait n get? Lets agree so that we can move forward. Need to start using my phone fast.

11k? i̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ dat d last price? Cos that seems 2 be on d high side....#waiting4reply

How much i̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ your gevey? ( M̶̲̥̅y phone i̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ iphone 4s running 5.1.1, hope it will activate it cos I can even pass the activation page even 112 won't work.) Btw, I sent a mail to you for over 24hrs n no response that's not good for business ợ̣̣̇̇̇...

judebeyou: Who say my water no go boil, them no go sell stove for him village.

im no go even get money buy stove ni...Na Good Morning dey cause How're you.

from fact, after living in Lagos and Currently in Osogbo, Osun *contract tinz*.
1) You've more web clients in lagos so more money. I practically have to tutor every osogbo client on web n its benefit.
2) since most of US *myself inclusive* are freelancer we'll like to work where we can attend events, network with people, learn about latest tech trend *though u can read on dis online*.
3) good schools to learn web tech is few n it hard to get that in other places outside Lagos.

*I case my rest here*

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People now call me MR. Quadrillion. #AllNahAr'chief'ment.

But serious, this question is funny. EVERY OCCUPATION is good n you can be successfull. 1) study 2) understand 3)focus 4) determine 5)Pray. The rest is history. Btw, I dont have a success story cos, I'm d story myself

maybe you should ask people to post their contact and u call them....cos I don't see a good n experience person calling. #advice. -SAFE

@quadrillion - web and mobile developer.

untraceable

happy birthday, class 2006 rockssssss. #Confirma

Godman_n:
So after all the noise making, I could not see any good functional site posted here.

Nigeria stinks. We are all noise makers

u're right ooo, hummmmmm.

but wait, I'm a web developer nah. BRB *I need to check my CV to remember my best JOB* (I left my CV at home)

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@quadrillion

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@mobinga

Actually, I found a way round it, the app is a very large one so starting from scratch is not an option (when you look @ the Deadline).

BTW, I might give a tutorial on how to do it pretty soon.

Thanks for your comment, I really appreciate it.

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I need to know if there is a way i can do this "install vb6 application on android" , I'm still trying to get all i can from GOOGLE but, I've a feeling someone might have solve this same problem.

I'll appreciate all the help I can get.


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Welcome Guys, for introduction on function I think you guys should check this.https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-714085.0.html#msg8723295

I will still add some other tutorials though.

Elgaxton:
Hello Nairaland PHP Gurus,I need your help urgently I developed a real estate site and its running well on my localhost computer but has so many errors when hosted online, I have been able to handle some of the errors but one has persisted and I don't know how to go about it. Here's the error messgage:
Also the images in the site aint showing up. I know its because of Php 5.3 and need to handle it once and for all.

Thanks

I might need to see the code bro

debinile:
Guy u be correct, thanks a lot,place continue with the lession, I am a Computer Science student and I am new to Programming even PHP. Plz if u got a blackberry dis is my pin: 22678C61. Or 2go username: debinile and: and my email address: debinile@yahoo.com. Thk u and God bless you for for this free lessons.

Thanks bro


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@OP

since you don't want to a create class and do the GLOBAL var stuff,

Why not make the function return a variable, something like this should do the magic.

<?php
function theme_user_header(){

$meh = "sdad".$bleh."sdad";

return $meh;

}
?>

and

function theme_user_butt(){

//call the function and echo it
//something here

echo theme_user_header()."testing";

}

now
you need the final piece that will show the final output and that is by calling 'themw_user_butt()'

theme_user_butt();

if all code is meant to be in one page here is what u should have

<?php
function theme_user_header(){

$meh = "sdad".$bleh."sdad";

return $meh;

}

function theme_user_butt(){

//call the function and echo it
//something here

echo theme_user_header();

}

theme_user_butt();
?>

I hope this helps

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*dhtml:
@lojik, you said one very valid point:  you can code almost anything you have ever copied. The same thing goes for me and the poster as well as others.

But the people that we tag in the cloud of "copy pasters" cannot code jack - and do not even understand the code they copy - they just know it works.

you got the message  bro.

@IBEXY, bygone age? chei i don suffer today.

@trimwis, Copy and paste is not a crime if you understand the code.

yawa-ti-de:
To whom it may concern:

The issue isn't over literal copy and paste but copy and paste without understanding. In other words, you google for something (nothing wrong with that), copy and paste (most likely because you are in a crunch), the code doesn't behave the way you expected or doesn't yield the desired results. You then are in a bind because not only is the code not working but you don't understand why and most likely, you have to deliver fast.

You keep tweaking and then like magic, "d ting come work small" in that it does what you want it to do at that particular time but, at some point the code meets a condition you hadn't envisioned (cos you didnt understand the code) and then the client calls you to fix the stuff but again you can't because you didn't understand it in the first place. Next thing you know, you are giving big grammar to ward off doing it. The "smart" ones at this point either google for another piece of code which again they don't fully understand or they come to nairaland seeking an answer and not getting one, wonder why no one is responding.

Phew! What a story

you deserve a kiss for this, mmmuaaaaah

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SOURCE: DREAM-IN-CODE

As I've had the opportunity to interview developers for various positions over the years, I've noticed there are two distinct types of "programmers". Those that can actually program from scratch in an IDE/editor (or on a white board as we ask them to do in interviews), and those that can Google and press Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V very effectively.

With the explosion of Q&A sites focusing on providing quick and ready to copy and paste answers and code, the Copy & Paste Programmer is alive and well.

Unfortunately for the first group of developers who can actually write code and don't spend all their days trying to make someone elses code work, the Copy & Paste Programmer has created quite a problem. Taking away jobs, perpetuating a culture of unmaintainable, and undocumented code that the Copy & Paste Programmer never understood to begin with.

At Dream.In.Code, we're often criticized for asking members to put forth a little effort and try to actually learn a little and understand what it is they are doing. This is apparently too much to ask for the countless lazy students and young professionals that would rather be handed 100 lines of code they can pass off as their own than spend a few extra minutes learning how to actually solve a problem. What's sad is, this used to be limited to academic settings, but as those individuals graduate and enter the work force, we're seeing more and more questions from "professionals" who need someone to write their code for them. This is disgusting, and it's being supported by other programmers who will gladly do their work for them.

While there is nothing wrong with doing some research and finding a snippet or two to help you complete an application, if you find yourself assembling programs entirely from code copied from forums, Q&A sites, etc. You are a Copy & Paste Programmer and you are not only hurting yourself, but you're hurting your entire industry.

Dream.In.Code does not and will not support a culture in which programmers can not write code from scratch or complete basic troubleshooting and debugging. This is why we encourage discussion, learning, and a good faith effort from everyone receiving help. It may not be the easy or popular thing to do, but for those genuinely interested in having a successful career as a programmer, it's the right thing to do.

This is just an advice, I hope it helps put d newbies in the right path.

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***passing by***

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My views

1, who put contact address in the title?

2, practice areas, where is the details? I can't click plus it's too close to the SO-CALLED 'request form'.

3, Request FORM? no validation, and when you click submit, NA HELL FIRE STRAIGHT.

4, Copyright info @ the bottom? is that a bill or a new way of writing it? #justwondering.

5, LINKS?, can't identify where my cursor is, a mouseover highlight would be fine for the user.

BTW, did I tell you guys that I'm still on the index page? I CASE MY REST.

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Hi guyz, I've tried to send the ebooks to almost everyone who've shown interest, even helping them in the download, I hope we are having a good time with them, I will be moving to OOP (Object Oriented Programming) in PHP. there's no need to be scared. it's a bit straight forward if you have been following.

The reason for OOP is for you to move to the next level after all this basics, OOP helps you to get along with PHP frameworks (cakephp, Zend, Yii, e.t.c.). more information when we start the class.

I miss you guys oo.

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dave2:
Nonsense. If Messi is that good, she should leave Barca and try his skills in premiership or Italian league.

dave2:
.

Ignorance is a chronic disease

yes and u proved that with your above post. SAF is not a good coach cos he has spent most of his life in Manchester. and Anelka should should be the best footballer since he has played in many clubs and he's still relevant.

MESSI is d best, face d fact and stop hating.


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BRAVO. Thanks a Bunch. mUUUaaaHHhh.

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yawa-ti-de:
nah, quadrillo is better than that. He graduated from toy gun long time ago. Now, he uses gun made from soap. U think say I dey lie? Oya, read am:

http://akwaibomnewsonline.com/news/index.php?url=http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3493963/A-jailbreak-by-a-lag-who-made-a-fake-gun-from-soap-was-foiled.html

he he

lolzzzzzzz

*dhtml:
muy muy bien, me gusta!

You like toy gunz? #justasking

I'm SO Happy, here's is a kiss for that MUUUUUUUUUUUAAAHH