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drthiery:
Beta pikin... I like your type

Billiondoe:
Wa shere.

chiwetel:
And you will continue to waste your sperm :-XAnd you will continue to waste your sperm.

you really should hear yourself.

dauntless15:
[b]op you be confirm otondo, PERVERT!! Nw lemme counter your reasons.

*you need 500 to make love, that's so true, but have you looked at the bigger picture? every day you have sex with random girls lets say for a month thats 500*30 and its pay before service, but your girlfriend can understand with you if you dont have money, except she's unreal, a gold digger and you on the other hand a maga.

*prostitutes are deranged people they will kill you the moment you mess with them, but they are descent girls who you go after in a relationship, dont generalize all girls are the same, only a fool will see a decent girl and will see her as same with other girls, they are still good girls around but you are too stupid to see them, and the Big difference is FEELINGS, and if you get the right one she might become part of your life story

*yes money speaks for you and sermons are unnecessary, but since you cant waste your time investing on a lady, just marry the prostitutes you usually patronize so you'll know the difference between how a prostitute manage money and how a normal girl manage money.

*its the type of you that will collect salary and spend all in a bar and come home to slap your wife, you dont want commitment because you're simply irresponsible.

* prostitutes get pregnant too, they just kill the child but since you're irresponsible you wont know that its blood is on your head, iranu why were you even born

* if any girl knows you're a regular when it comes to Ho's i bet they wont even want your calls talk of long and boring please be ashamed of yourself a little

*like i said you patronize ho's so its gonna be very justified if theres constant cheating from females, u had it coming

*u call it a token, i call you stupid

* settle down? after you must have gotten venereal disease and become a walking std you will look for an innocent girl and drag her into your resplendent stupidity and your nit witted slutty personality and expect her loyalty, where i come from anyone that patronize ho's is disrespected even by kids, i pity who the unlucky girl will be. [/b]

nikkypearl:
The picture of you in possession of that kinda building or we are not ready!
This you appearing and disappearing acts eh

simababe:
I'm sure the OP is either 15 or Gay. Msteew

ThisYourTatafo:
Na people like u dey download download download porn sotey site go tell am say
HABA U DON DOWNLOAD EVERYTHING U STILL DEY PRESS NEXT, U NEED TO SEE A SHRINK

skarlett:
How can I enjoy it with my hand and legs bound I'd rather free my hands at least to be able to handle some balls

Enesi212:
U went thru the whole stress of setting that up?.. u cld always get urself a machine to do the knackin, they have machines for almost everything these days...

Billiondoe:
Mr Cork, I am a BSc and MSc holder, No I don't have homework. Please don't derail the thread. Nairaland has been boring today, accept it. Spice it up

nikkypearl:
I love Genevieve's house
The house is unparalleled

Estharfabian:

ErnieSmallzz:
that was then, but nw

ayam a changed somebory

Smellymouth:
Back then in the university... I went visiting a female coursemate of mine..

I walked into the room and met one of the most surprising scenes I have ever seen


I walked in and out like ::::




https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/nvrmnd.gif

Estharfabian:
Not when Nigerians key- Lock doors, bolt, pad-lock, Chain-lock and Close windows whilst Having sex!



...As though they're tryna prevent God from Seeing 'em grinding.


In Other words? No....

mimzy:
Thanks a lot darling . You are simply the best. Love uuuuu.i appreciate your support . Happy democracy day

Icecream4U:
Lol, see the mouth

Gabaleve:
dis cant b real





see as d back side double d bump
isnt dis too much for dis young lady?





So na man lyk me dey inspect dis container
dis life sef

Ginaz:
We have assss, na God work if you like believe or not

Princepoint:
wow

SmellingAnus:
Versace was a good designer but if he were still alive he would have discovered that there is one thing that was impossible for him to design which happens to be my love for you

onstelly:
Oh

edetty:
,,,so he practically knew me,and all my friends and I don't know him,,,,,first it was polite, i refused, then promises of heaven and earth, cos he was holding money ,,and cld call me for hours straight,,

misspricy:
I wish.

Girlwithwings:
Maybe but I prefer being called bi

hibiscus76:
Yeah it happens, once in school..i came downstairs to fetch water and this girl with multiple piercings was signaling me with her eyes..she couldn't take her eyes off me..i got scared oo to be sincere..i rushed back and it was just the both of us on the staircase..i mustered courage and asked her what she wanted with me and she stared to touch me..mheeen I started shouting the blood of jesus..she just got frustrated, and annoyingly left

500samuel:
good invention... but exam is not the best yardstick for brilliance... pls don't ask me the best yardstick ooo

Dannidom:
Jisos! You just messed up my evening why na? Wetin I do you

yemisi92:
A randy pastor has landed in tro.uble after he brutally r*ped a female church member while trying to cast away demons allegedly hiding in her v*gina.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3768251_naijabluefilm2_jpegeef5b073c1c89c234c469dfe6438976d

A well-known Durban pastor in South Africa has landed in trouble after deceiving a church member by telling her he wanted to remove demons hiding in her v*gina, and ended up r*ping her.
According to Mzansi, the unnamed pastor is now being investigated by the police after two young women reported that they were sexually abused by the man of God.
Speaking about the incident, one complainant revealed he told her she had demons and he wanted to exorcise her. The other complainant says the pastor invited her to his place to cook for him. Once there she revealed that the pastor r*ped her on the couch. She is currently receiving counseling.
“I want him to be arrested because when he called me to his house, he knew that he wanted to r*pe me. I went to his house because he was my pastor, the person I was submitting to at church.”
Speaking how she was r*ped the second victim revealed that the pastor abused her many times while saying he was anointing her. She says she knows of other young girls who suffered the same fate.
“He told me he wanted to anoint me but he will have to put oil in my private parts so that he can get rid of the demons, because if he prays for me demons will hide in my private parts.”
The pastor refused to be interviewed on camera. But he denied the allegations in a recorded interview.
“No I cannot appear on television, Sir. I am a pastor. I cannot appear on TV and that’s actually what she wants, so my name can be thrown all over. So I cannot take that Sir. I am sorry about that,” says the pastor.
Police have confirmed that two cases of rape have been opened. They say the dockets have been sent to the Director of Public Prosecutions to decide on the matter

Sexytemi:
In front of a nice eatery or hotel

Dannidom:
Not this one am seeing here o abeg shift I wan cum wella for here