MetroBaba1:
Ladies And Gentlemen
Boys And Girls
Men And Women
All Nairalanders
Please Stand Up, A Round Of Applause For Nigerian Fire Service For This Great Achievement After A Decade.

Thunder Fire Una There... Useless People

See Achievement. I Sweep 4 This Country

Khonifer:
I think it might be to your benefit, your sibling is simply training you to be as independent as possible.

IamMissMarvel:
how will this news reduce the queues in fuel stations?

sinaj:
See shape nau
I need a miracle in my life.

preetymee:
Avoid sex on Saturday nights so u don't feel guilty facing God in church the next day.

ewa26:
no shut up! auntie Agnes in my village will fire you

ewa26:
em shurup! im a pround ogwahi uku delta ibo pikin pls and what of that, my ethnicity bu powerful!

ewa26:
no that's my personal name for it! is neogolistic for reasons known to me!

chiddyok:

Nothing my dear. You can also shred turkey and put it in. Then add blended tomatoes and pepper.1 cube of Maggi and a drop or two of soy sauce, and salt to taste.

chiddyok:

Uncle Lala will manage it don't worry. Is it not our favorite Uncle again?

ewa26:
em bia ebe a come here! why must I broadcast to d world am a businessman i do not cook to show d world any problem with that

Guruboi:
Did anyone spotted something ?

gocac:
lol..... money no they hide! i just love this man, Dino melaye plz come and marry me na!!, all this small small boys no get pepper.

lepaciousfunmi:
Rita Dominic is a beautiful lady

I love her acting and model job
Slay mama to bad

Kata Kara ni mon se

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farano:
Hahaha

ijayebonyi:
;DD kai, you people are dam funny

Aderola15:


Hahahaha

Rara, chocolate nii

Alailopolo - brainless or foolish

ZarZar:


Lol, whatever.

ZarZar:


I haven't seen her in a while. Is she still around?

ZarZar:


Ja ne. It's a damn shame

Leriebloom:
How do I react?
I would just position myself well on his lap, maybe movement would help calm the boner
Just kidding

ZarZar:


Lol, I quickly removed my hand & shifted myself to sit on his knees. Funny thing is, he told me "It's alright". LOL!

ZarZar:


It happens. It happened to me a few years ago. Me & my cousin were at her friends' place. There were a few people there & when we were about to leave, one of the cars wouldn't start so all 8 of us packed in one car. My cousin sat on one guy, I sat on the other & one other guy sat on top of another guy It was a practical solution to our dilemma. So anyway, the guy got hard as I was bumping on top of him due to speed bumps on the road Honestly, at 1st I thought he had a phone in his pocket because his "thing" was in a weird angle, going across his thigh. When I decided to shift the "phone" with my hand, that's when it dawned on me that I was on a long thing...literally. LMAO.

nikkypearl:
wey the nude pics na

gifty you can do better..show it all

Gladys2017:
sweet Lagos State

Clone2020:
How Tesla became the most valuable American automaker is mind boggling at best. A car company that sold 76,000 cars last year is now worth more than GM which sold more than 10 million cars last year alone. Its stock is nothing more than a cult stock and many investors will soon have their hands burnt.

nurey:


i was talking from the design point of view, looks like an attempt to copy the 2006 mitsubishi L200, yes the electric is a plus, but then reliability is the main game of every truck bought. trucker users primary objective is reliability secondary is luxury and co, reason why the hilux and tacoma are king in their class offcourse not to forget the ford F series too which isnt the most luxurious truck in its class

smartkev:
I've been supporting this club for long enough to witness a few historic comebacks and scrutinize a few. All these years and one fact is for sure, ‘We Don’t Give Up'. That’s not us. We take on challenges by the collars and bulls by the horns, no matter how hard the situation is. Be it, Dynamo Kyviv (1993), Atletico Madrid (1997), Chelsea (2000), Sevilla (2010) Milan (2013)or even psg(2017) when it seems all hopes are lost,we did it. When history calls at Camp Nou, we answer. We hit back when our backs are against the ropes.
Tonight is no different. We will qualify for the next round i believe that and we will clinch a victory tonight. A win, with quality football, after such a devastating defeat in the first leg, would be nothing less than jubilation for me, to qualify for the next round will go down as the greatest in history books. Difficult, very difficult, but not impossible. If it’s possible for anyone, it’s possible for us!
So, for one more time, when the lights are brightest, colors the boldest, cheers the loudest, let’s shout for this crest and the team one more time. BARCA! BARCA! BAAARCA!......

AceRoyal:
4:0
Messi to score twice,maybe through a freekick.
Suarez on fire.
Juve to get a red(foul on Neymar) and 3yellow cards.
Juve gets a goal disallowed due to offside.
One Barca player to be seriously injured.