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oh sure, tis an error, Its George bush's biography

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3pack, 10pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents. Come on in"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl''s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist"

debosky:
i think elliot is da real dark and hansome african male. ramsey? well that bwoy's aite, but na desmond fine pass. ve met desmond and he's just as good looking in person if not better!

yeah rite

heard/seen it before.

He's such an hopeless man 

You said he's proud, so you should attend the wedding to show him that your not a proud type, as others said, attend the wedding and buy them a good gift.
Let him know life still goes on without him joor.

Welcome to Nairaland!

Welcome to nairaland

enemy

Alrite byeeeeeeee Rollyyyyyyyy

I eat burger everyday *joking*

But i eat chips almost evreyday

Fun

which kain qwestion be dat?

oh rite

Im thinking ha ha, ilike dat Grizzly, im hungryyyyyyyyy now

Why u dey ask me such qwestiion?

Im thinking, hi grizzly

Sure Rolly, where have you been?

ur welcome michelin

gentleaura:
what do you think it is?

Abeg helep me ask am o?

LoverBwoy:
he's a sh*t actor too!!

WHO??

Yes i missed u n rolly

Aren't y'all tired of this game?

Im thinking good to see u back, michelin welcome back


Hey Rolly

Hi Rolly.

nothing

tired of being alone

why did u edit it, u know wat im talkin about

ha ha, funny pics

I dont really fancy make-up, i wear it only on special occassion

welcome to nairaland, and where's D!mples, Demi

eww rhodalyn inserting wat

happy birthday ocho
May the Lord bless you and keep you;
May the Lord shed his light upon you.

wow! wat a nice pics, genny is beautiful

Eddy Tells:
Well, i looked at her medicals lastnite and i really don't think any comprehensive examination was done. So we had to make another medical appointment for 3 wks.

At the meantime though, am trying to put things into prayers and encouraging her and "myself"

happy to hear that

where's aloib? missin her too