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Lol, thats his picture up there, Dog

Zainab, u know i can't believe this

I was on the game section yesterday, i was unable to post because its filtered, because of the swearing words there, we are not allowed to get on it.

Can u send ur email address to mail using the email address on my profile?

I once sent Rhoda a message concerning this issue, i asked her what happened, i wulda mailed zainab too, but her email address is not on her profile, i will post here what rhoda replied me, when im back i need to go now, its lesson time

Happy birthday 


Happy birthday to yah, happy birthday to yah,happyyyyyyyyyyy birthhhhhhhhdayyyyyyyy

Im eating All butter shortbread biscuit, with volvic, touch of fruit water

Im thinking Hello everyone

I think so

Hello 2cantango?

What is really going on on the thinking thread? i want to post on it, now i can't, its been filtered cus im in school, and any sex or swearing words is filtered

Ki lonshele?

Love love Love, i like that piece free

Baquette and flavoured water

see,

Im still laffing

Wow!
The guy is talented.
But i cant open the website

Grizzly:
I'm thinking hi @ Quintu, bolex, sly, hush, eve n the rest online. i'm thinking how many times i gotta say hi.

QUINTU  

Im thiking hello grizzly, how was yah day?

wow! nice styles, i like the first pics

im thinking hotangel yes i do, with milk thp, peak milk

oh yea, domino tis ur bithday, Happy birthday

prefer pads, tampon scares me, since someone came to my school to advice us on wat to use and how to take care during period, how she described using it, its kinda scary, i tried it once, but feels uncomfortable so i just stick to pad.

Shout out to

Cousin , granny, friend Feyi  miss her
Nairaland members/friends, too many to write , friendly, lovely and nice peeps
To my uncle
My friends overseas, dearest forever

why??

buahaha, addicted to computer
probably a nairaland girl?

funny pics tho

Welcome to Nairaland Sama Bin Laden

im thinking tis was good, but bored n decided to come online

im thinking hello 2cantango, how was yah day?

[b]BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me,

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

[color=Black]GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple [/color]

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

]1) Girlfriend : ", And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

[color=Black] Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".[/color]

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

[/b]

Im thinking there are lots n lots of new topics under dating and meetup zone today

first n third

those pics looks real,
indeed only if they were women, especially the first one

i read it, but not all

ha ha, true
funny one

buahahaha, dumb waiter, nice joke