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iamnlia:
You be Buttercup oo, I initially thought not joining in on the palava was good but then I realized you wanted to clap back but wanted another person to do it for you, while excusing it as a girl to girl confrontation.

As far as I'm concerned, there were three girls in that scenario

Ouch!!!

What I just have to say is this: we've read your version. Now, post the link of this thread to your wife, like you said you would; then, we can read her version too...

After which, we can discern the truth, and advice accordingly...

EponOjuku:
Many are mad, few are roaming.

Useless dance. They'll be shaking as if they are rehearsing for epilepsy.

Kikikikikikiki... He said that they'll be shaking, as if they are rehearsing for epilepsy(And yes, I know I repeated every word verbatim. But I just had to, it's so so funny)...
Oh nairaland...Kikikikikikiki...

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Methinks someone is about to make a run for president. Or how else are we to explain the recent photographs of him with some of this country's movers and shakers? Or the "oh so innocent" filtering of his family news into the social media? ... Hmmnnn(suspicious mode activated).


In other news; check out my signature...

#3,000,000...

excel127:
Nice one.

Meanwhile:
Thank God I saved a life today
I asked a Begger, How will u feel if I give u 10,000 Naira.
He replied, "Oga, I go die"
So I kept my money

Nairalandeeeeeeeeers, chai! You people will not " kee" somebody with laughter abeg.

So I kept my money

Kikikikiki

Ayofaks:
We're in the same biz sis

Lols... Noted.

Divay22:
School period biscuits, holiday period more canes...
And he look so innocent

EXACTLY @ the bolded... Like, "it wasn't me" Or
"Don't be looking at me, I don't know how this shit happened, I was just standing here, and suddenly, powder started raining"
#straightface

Kids!!!

Hello Nairalanders, l just have a few quotes on the subject of war to share with us today. They're all gathered from movies, but I hope they'll be able to give us pause, and make us think deep, and reflect.
Here they are:

“At the next war let all the Kaisers, presidents and generals and diplomats go into a big field and fight it out first among themselves.”
All Quiet on the Western Front (1930) – Katczinsky (Louis Wolheim)

Me: Wouldn't this be the best solution? Let those who have the fight go and dig it out, and stop dragging innocent lives into their fight.

“A brilliant man will find a way not to fight a war.”
Pearl Harbor (2001) – Admiral Yamamoto (Mako)

Me: We need that brilliant man right now.

“Every man who wages war believes God is on his side. I'll warrant God should often wonder who is on his.”
Cromwell (1970) – Oliver Cromwell (Richard Harris)

Me: Need I say more?

“It is well to dream of glorious war in a snug armchair at home, but it is a very different thing to see it first hand.”
Barry Lyndon (1975) – Narrator (Michael Hordern)

Me: This quote right here summarizes the motive driving the minds of those agitating for war.

“Only the dead have seen the end of war.”
Black Hawk Down (2001) – Screen Title

Me: The living are the ones to cope with its remnants.

“This is war, Peacock. Casualties are inevitable. You can not make an omelet without breaking some eggs, every cook will tell you that.”
Clue (1985) – Colonel Mustard (Martin Mull)

Me: In other words; those who do not know how the war started, where it started, what caused it, etc., will lose their lives.

“Imagine a whole lifetime full of hopes and dreams and ambitions being wiped out by a two-inch accident like a bullet.”
Sweet Bird of Youth (1962) – Chance Wayne (Paul Newman)

Me: We shouldn't imagine it, rather, we should not want it.

“We who have seen war, will never stop seeing it. In the silence of the night, we will always hear the screams.”
We Were Soldiers (2002) – Joseph Galloway (Barry Pepper)

Me: War... What's it really good for? Absolutely nothing.

“War is young men dying and old men talking.”
Troy (2004) – Odysseus (Sean Bean)

Me: Youths(of all tribes), take note...

It's D. But if you misuse it too much, she might end up not caring again... Then one day, you enter the house and the amazing scent of that your wife's pepper soup hits you, and you start using body language and every-every, to start angling for a taste...Hmmnnn, my brother, you're on your own be that o.

Lols