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Buhari and Aisha right now.

Check out the hilarious reply a guy gave a man on Twitter when he asked... "Would You Return 20 million If It Was Mistakenly Transferred To Your Account"?

iyke926:
No oo ...I need switch plans cuz of bonus.

alright, am on Morecliq..... If u recharge 700 for d week, u will get 1GB free data to browse at midnights for one week. (12am to 5am) and other benefits for calls to Etisalat numbers and other networks. Am enjoying it.

iyke926:
Which prepaid plan are you using??

dem send ya?

No, I haven't see the new naija jersey. Go school u no gree.

Wetin concern me, all wetin I know be say.... Dem can't fit win any match in dat group. They shud go and come back.

tunjibadosnen:
he is entitled to his personal opinion!

he's saying d plain truth. Buhari is not helping hands.

A popular blind prophet, Moses Muyideen Kasali has given his own verdict concerning the 2019 presidential election

- According to him, President Buhari will be lose if he decides to recontest

- The prophet stated that anyone who tries to rig Buhari into power in 2019, would bring damnation on themselves and their families
The famous blind prophet and General Overseer of the Mountain of Mercy (aka Ori-Oke Alaseyori Church) in Ibadan, Oyo state, Moses Muyideen Kasali, has declared that President Muhammadu Buhari would be defeated should he contest in the 2019 presidential election.
In a press statement sent to journalists, the prophet warned that an attempt to rig the 2019 presidential election by factions desperate for Buhari’s second term at the detriment of Nigerians would not only fail, but also bring ruin to those plotting it.

He also warned President Buhari to beware of sycophants and political jobbers “who are likely to hijack his government and render him incapacitated and unable to please God in the assignment the Almighty has given to him"

tdayof:
Same here too. I have used the airtime to purchase data before they decide to wipe it.

They even gave me the 8.5gb upfront data too.

enjoy

drake2:
Lol. I enjoyed ur story oh. But u can fit lie for the whole wide world.

smh

It was about midday in the heart of Osogbo. Some officials of the Power Holding Company of Nigeria were on a mass disconnection at the Ayetoro area of the city capital. Snaillike, their vehicle inched towards Ifayemi Elebuibon Street, stopping at the very pole in front of the expansive residence of the Ifa priest. Four PHCN officials alighted from the vehicle. A group of residents, whose electricity cables had been disconnected some distance up the street, had followed the vehicle on foot. The leader of the team, a dark-skinned middle-aged man, opened a conversation with the restless residents.

Two men, who appeared to be the youngest in the PHCN team, brought down a brown, long wooden ladder hinged to the top of the pickup. As they were mounting the ladder against the pole, Elebuibon came out of his compound. He greeted them and asked what their mission was. The team leader told him that they were going to disconnect the cable supplying his house with electricity unless he produced a bill showing that he was not owing the PHCN.

The babalawo told them that he was not owing the PHCN and added that it was not his place to produce any bill. He said the PHCN should have a record of those who had paid up their bills just as he stressed that he had never owed electricity tariff all his life. Some residents intervened and told the officials that the Araba never owed electricity bills.
Shunning all entreaties, one of the PHCN officials rebuffed the pleas and started to climb the long ladder. Residents yelled and told him not to climb the ladder, but he refused, climbing and grumbling. Elebuibon raised his hand, saying ‘e je o gun, to bati le bo’le’; meaning: let him climb the ladder if he would be able to climb down from it. One! Two! Three! Four!…the brave official climbed the ladder to the top. Suddenly, he stopped grumbling, became utterly silent, distant and hazy.

He couldn’t disconnect the cable, neither could he come down. Looking as cool as cucumber, he chewed a gum slowly, absent-mindedly and remained at the top of the ladder, blinking and oblivious of the flood of pleas gushing on his behalf down below.

The other three PHCN officials at the foot of the ladder sweated and begged. Together with residents, they pleaded with Baba Elebuibon to set the young man free. Elebuibon yielded. ‘Arakunrin, ma bo nle (young man, come down),’ he simply said, snapping the detainee out of his forced reverie. The Ifa priest later told one of his children to go inside his house and bring the bill showing he had paid his electricity tariff.

Buhari right now

Xionez:
They are asking for your number to run a check, what is it please?

tell dem i said they are mad.

Homeboiy:
Let me asked their staff in Fb on ur behalf

pls do and give me a feedback

InternetGenius:
Their System is mistaken again na ur time to chop awoof. Mods pls push this to fp!

LOL, I hope so

I borrowed N1,000 from Etisalat (9mobile) on Saturday 4th Feb, and i recharged N500 yesterday and N200 today to pay back part of the loan, i was surprised when I checked my balance and saw the N500 and N200 airtime I recharged was untouched, what is happening? Normally when u borrow airtime from dis so called Etisalat and recharge to pay back, you will not even see the airtime u loaded on your phone. They will deduct it sharp sharp. Could dis be an error or they forgot?

Eldavis:
So u sayin he cannot celebrate his bdday again abi

shut the Bleep up

He shud be thinking about how to cover up the 19 points behind Barcelona and His match against PSG.... and not one nonsense birthday.

milliman:
no oo.. Where ur own area make I come witness am

Somewhere in P.H

The US reality TV star Kylie Jenner confirmed on Sunday that she has given birth to a baby girl.

The 20-year-old was rumoured to be expecting a child, but had remained quiet about her pregnancy.

Jenner announced on Instagram on Sunday that she had given birth on 1 February. She apologised for keeping her followers and fans in the dark.

The new-born is Jenner and rapper Travis Scott's first child and they have not decided on a name yet.

milliman:
u be woman nah.. women too dey bet ni

women no dey bet for your area?

milliman:
make u come play dem draw u for don turn millionaire now chai... like 40 million sef

even if you play dem to draw, dem go play another thing.

Burnley vs Mancity 1:1
Levant vs Real Madrid 2:2
Udinese vs AC Milan 1:1
Espanyol vs Barcelona 1:1
Liverpool vs Tottenham 2:2
Bursaspor vs Besiktas 1:1

I played all the away teams to win, they all played draw instead. Pls can someone advise me on how to stop betting. Am tired of wasting money everyday

Arsenal midfielder Mesut Ozil who just signed a new deal worth a staggering £350,000 a week a few days ago – he got to celebrate with his ‘lucky charm’ popstar pal.

Arsenal hosted a very special guest for their impressive 5-1 victory over Everton on Saturday afternoon as global pop star Rihanna watched on from the stands.

Straight after the match, the German uploaded a snap of himself and the ‘Umbrella’ star with the caption: “She knows which football teams to support.”

Ozil later added on Twitter: “Still unbeaten with Riri

Dis is not wat i want to hear.

Lalasticlacla pls change your name to something short and easy to pronounce. Your name is too long and its somehow hard to pronounce, it reminds me of a player dat wears d number 25 jersey (Papastathopoulos) in Borusia Dortmund.

Daniel2289:
The male penis swells inside the female's vagina during the mating, causing them to get virtually locked. It is a normal phenomenon. They might be locked for some good 15-20 minutes during which ejaculation takes place. One should not attempt to separate them, to allow successful mating.

A small bone is found inside the dog's penis called baculum that holds the penis while trying penetration. Once the penis has reached inside the vagina, the bulbus glandis (found at the base of penis) will start to congest with blood and swells, to eventually lock the mating couple. It is popularly called mating tie.

Sometimes in disparate mating, larger size female (or a virgin female) gets panicked and swings the male while its penis is still stuck inside.

thanks dear, u are truly educated... Unlike some miscreants here....saying all sorts of nonsense

BlackMbakara1:
Is because it's "sweeting" them...

we humans enjoy sex too, but doesn't get stuck always like theirs.

agabaI23:
Tell me how old you are first and I will tell you my age

Feb 2nd will make me 28 yrs in dis world. And u?

agabaI23:
No not true
Human and spider monkey are the only animal species without os penis. Others have.

I wanted to type something but I looked at the oops picture. She is only a kid

how old are you?