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LifeofAirforce:
Size matters because I like it doggy .

what would I hold on to while banging from behind, those small breast ?

Hell No .

I don't even do runs girls like the girl in the picture .

U must be high on something.

GabrielAganyi:
What do you have to offer apart from you pussy.... you have made it clear that you have nothing to offer but you
Stinking pussy

sorry, stop guessing.

LifeofAirforce:
With 20million in my account , Girls would be the ones proposing to me
But I won't accept

not all girls are girls.... Some girls are just waste products.

sirgalahad26:
dat #20m will buy me a nice sex doll nd i gotta get change

U wanna waste money on man_made pussy?

LifeofAirforce:
I like big things .

Her breast is small
and Small breast won't satisfy me so she's my spec

size doesn't matter, wat matters is d quality.

LifeofAirforce:
With those small breasts

they can take u to heaven

After saying all sorts of trash, at d end.... Some of u wud still email me.

DaddyKross:
Although it's pretty obvious you are a cat fish, the person you are impersonating isn't worth a quarter of the unreasonable demands you stated. Not even ×10 finer version of her.

Nigerians always have something to say over something they can't get. Who am I impersonating?

DrinkLimca:
so if you are not a runs girl, then what are you...?

am not a runz girl, am just tryna let u know dat am not a cheap girl. U must spend millions before u enter me.

bujebudanu1:
I have #19,999,999.00

So unfortunate am out of the plan.
I offer u to my brothers from the east. They have businesses and containers on sea.they should have that kinda money to spend on Victoria secret and ice cream

tell dem wat i said... Lets see if they can.

DrinkLimca:
what is the difference between your vagina and that of the lady I Will fork for like 10,000 naira from Instagram and Facebook?

10k? Lol.... Dat amount is for runz girls... Am not one.

That's what's up, those of u sending me emails here and there, am just laughing at you guys, any fine girl u see u want to go after, and besides if u want to date me u must have not less than 20 million in your account, and u have to spend like 5 million on me first before we have sex, cos i have everything a man wants from a young girl. And my feeding every day wud be 5k for breakfast, 5k for lunch, and 5k for dinner. If u know u are up for d task, u can send me an email.

nigeriancritic1:
Who took the picture?

U are not used to modern facilities.

Something iz really eating up this our so called President, 3 years of enjoyment, yet looks like a crayfish abi na stockfish.

Free movement of cows

Serving Overseer, Latter Rain Assembly, Pastor Tunde Bakare has clarified that he will be Nigeria president without running for an election, saying that God who told him that he would be president will surely bring it to pass.
Bakare, who spoke on Sunday in his state of the nation broadcast at the Latter Rain Assembly, Ogba area of Lagos, Southwest Nigeria, stated that on New Year day, he did said that, while waiting on God, the Spirit of God said to him: “Politics is not over for you. There is still one thing left for you to do: Run for President…I will work it out Myself and make it happen in due course.”
He said the declaration was not a presidential campaign announcement, but an invitation to prayers sent out to fellow labourers initiated in our corporate destiny as nation builders.
“To the uninitiated, that declaration was news, but to my partners in destiny, to whom indeed the request for prayers was extended, my journey and trajectory in the call to nation building is well known. It began on April 10, 1967 when, as a thirteen-year-old, I saw myself in a vision discussing the future of the nation with two Nigerian leaders, General Yakubu Gowon and Chief Obafemi Awolowo. That vision changed my life; it sustained me as a teenager and propelled me into student politics at the University of Lagos as I ran for the post of Student Union President.
“Nowhere in that declaration did I mention running for election. It is, however, not surprising that politicians and the politically-minded have interpreted it as such. Their narrow interpretation reminds me of Joshua’s description of the sound from the Israeli camp while Moses was away on the mountain with God. Whereas the Israelites were making merry, to Joshua, a man of war, every sound from the camp was a sound of war.
“In like manner, every time the word “run” is used in a statement, the politician thinks of elections, while a statesman thinks of the next generation. I am, by God’s grace, a nation builder propelled by the dream of a New Nigeria and hopefully will become a statesman someday. I am indeed running, but not for elections; it is a race of destiny and the destination is certain.
“To this end I was born, and for this purpose I came into the world: To lead Nigeria into her prophetic destiny.” It will happen in due course, in God's way, and in God's time. Some may ask, “How then can it happen, if not by elections?” My simple response is that there are biblical precedents, including the stories of Joseph, David, Nehemiah and Daniel; there are also historical precedents, including the case of George Washington whose unanimous election was merely an endorsement, and Gerald Ford who, under the terms of the 25 Amendment, took the oath as Vice President on December 6, 1973, and, following the resignation of President Richard Nixon, was inaugurated as the 38 President of the United States on August 9, 1974, without a single election,” he stated.
“According to Bakare, “if God leads me to serve my nation by election into political office, I state boldly that I will accept it with all my heart. In the year 2011, when the opportunity came to be running mate to then General Muhammadu Buhari, God said to me, “You are walking on a path that I have mapped out for you.” In His wisdom, God knew that phase of His plan was not going to lead to election victory, but it was a crucial phase of His plan, and I dare say that the dress rehearsal was worth it. As God unfolds the next phase, my response to Him is simply, “Here I am. Send me.”
“The important point to note is that it is my destiny to shepherd this nation into her prophetic destiny, and the time is at hand. The method by which God intends to do it is up to Him; I am neither flagging off an election campaign nor building political alliances. Like David, I will continue to shepherd God’s flock and, in His time and manner, I will shepherd the nation according to the integrity of my heart and the skillfulness of my hands.
“For the cynics who query the authority and audacity by which I speak of my assignment to Nigeria, let me remind them of the statement by Papa Chief Obafemi Awolowo before the High Court on September 11, 1963, just before he was sentenced to prison for treasonable felony: “It is, therefore, with a brave heart, with confident hope, and with faith in my unalterable destiny, that I go from this twilight into the darkness, unshaken in my trust in the Providence of God that a glorious dawn will come on the morrow…I…will not die in prison…I am confident that the ideals of social justice and individual liberty which I hold dear will continue to be projected beyond the prison walls and bars until they are realized in our lifetime.”
“History later justified these bold claims. Shortly after his release from prison, he became the Federal Commissioner for Finance and Vice Chairman of the Federal Executive Council in the Gowon administration (today’s equivalent of Vice President and Minister of Finance rolled into one). In this capacity, Chief Awolowo helped Nigeria prosecute the Civil War without borrowing a dime, to the extent that General Yakubu Gowon, in a tribute to Chief Awolowo, acknowledged that the late sage helped save Nigeria from breaking up. My question to the cynics is therefore: How did Papa Chief Obafemi Awolowo know that he would not die in prison but would be released to serve Nigeria? If they cannot answer this question, then neither will I tell them by what authority I make these audacious declarations.”
Bakare said, having established the fact that he was ready to follow God’s leading in the service of the nation, “let me reiterate that what Nigeria needs now is not another election but a return to the drawing board to renegotiate our union.

There are two things involved, its either her pussy is too tight or his dick_cap must be too big.

EmmyG012:
"Pls Help Me, I Need Your Advice On This Before I Do Otherwise"

Lalasticlal.a I really need this front page.

Guys before I write-up all I need is your advice and not insult on my error,

I will be brief, Last week Monday I transferred money (#280,000) from my mom bank acct to mine thru her fone with first bank ussd code without her knowledge hoping to gain more money nd i ll refund the money bck becos dis is nt d first tym doing it, i have been doing it nd av been working out bt unfortunately for me luck wasn't on my side dis tym around. I lose the money then last week Thursday I had to transfer (#300,000) to my acct to see if I can regain the 280k back thru bet9ja but I also lost the money. Then on Saturday I tried if I can still transfer 100k maybe dis tym around I ll regain the money back, but to my surprise wen I input the code all I get on her phone is "You have been denied access to use this service contact the bank for more information". I just don't knw maybe its due to the transfer I made becos mine dad is also using first bank and his fone is no saying dat. And dis morning my mom have gone to work n she will want to transfer money to my senior brother thru her fone, am sure she ll gt d same response wat if she decide on going to first bank to find out wat is wrong. Pls Nairalander I jst don't know wat to do. I need you guys advice n response on this asap. The worst thing is that I added first bank to screening number so she won't be able to get alert n I stored one of my number in her contact as first bank, so I gv her alert with the number I stored on her fone. But she has been suspecting that alert do come late which suppose to be immediately.... And she ll becoming back by 5pm, am speechless cos I don't knw wat to tell her I use the money to do, once my fada comes back n hear dis am dead. Pls guys your advice is all I need


Mods pls promote this to FP

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sayhi2certified:
itel 1516 plus 5000 mah too that's what I am using l9 plus is also great

I hate Itel phones, they don't last.

Sunkyphil:
l9 plus there is also l9

okay, so which one do you recommend?

Sunkyphil:
a friend of mine who is online 24/7 charges it sometimes every two days

I think I will go for Tecno L9, i just Googled it... And its okay.

greatnaija01:
SOrry didnt know it will offend you... Just being free with u. I hope you buy a k9plus tho.

Am just being maself...

alright, thanks dear

Sunkyphil:
5000mah

thanks. Hope it's gonna last 24 hours?

Sunkyphil:
tecno l9 plus 47k but its not an lte phone

what's the battery capacity?

greatnaija01:
if you truly need, you would not be here wasting MB voicing your frustration....
go to KONGA or JUMIA n find phones from tecno or itel that have 5000-6050mah battery life. And that is all

thanks but change the way and manner u talk to people.

Pls can anyone recommend a phone (Android) with a lasting battery, i don't care the amount, i will buy.... Am just tired of charging my current phone everytime. I need the type dat I will charge in the morning and use it till the following morning.

donstan18:
Lol, no be so?

Yeah, where is u went ni?

donstan18:
Funke come and see, they'v finally released the movie.

I can't see you shouting "Emi!!!" Emi!!".... "Arhh!!!" "Arhh!!"

Where is u went nh?

lol