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I will bite your nose off Koyoke!!!

I can imagine Koyoke,

I hope you kept them yam legs, I wanna feel them if you don't mind and the wifey doesn't have to know

I like when a man talk rough,

Ooooooooh Reality!!!

Awwww Koyoke,

You got pretty legs! I am so envious!

add a snapshot of your MASSIVE INSPIRATION and label them using a girl name just in case hubby happen to be home upon delivery,

what is a yam leg?

Do you think me and Jaybee have what it take to be royals of romance? Do you think if we were in a romance novel business that we would have NUMBER ONE bestsellers for decades to come?

I think jaybee and I could be like BONNIE AND CLYDE, with weapons of destruction, our charms and looks,

what ya think J? You think we got what it takes?

(licking sharp teeth) Nothing, just want a souvenir,

I know some men are bald, I will settle for well cologned shirt and used boxer,

(laughing at desense) I am responsible for this monster I created

Keep them tats off the computer,

We are already scarred,

I need one strand of your hair Jaybee and a pair of used boxers

Sugar lips,

I forgot what it meant, when I remember I will let you know,

ty

What PMSL?

Okay,

I never heard it called that but that an interesting name for it. Why should femidom and tubal ligation be allowed? For the record, I don't have any of them done to me, I am all about natural birth control which women should do. Chemicals and artificial things aren't designed for internal digestion.

Femidom prevents nassies and tubal ligations usually to prevent pregnancies or for women who have cysts related illnesses.

You don't think it necessary?@Koyoke

Yo vic,

I have a new name for you to distinguish you from other chatters, SUGAR LIPS going to be your name from me for now on,

Ya like?

Well,

at this present time it been occupied by another occupant

Uh Koyoke, I am half sleep,

What is femidome?

I found my true love,

Koyoke is right, you have to work through it but IT CAN WORK, if you buys both equally yoked that is,

On my lap because you need to rest, you can't hang all night like us young folks, @dsense

You survived the RESEARCH EXPERIMENT! Damn, I guess I am going to have to add another dollar to the bribery amount!


Some animals just don't die,

Koyoke,

That husband of mine is working my nerves, I am trying to maintain my lil figure as long as I can, I think he working on his plantation of the lil ones as we speak, lil do he know I got something for that azz!

Other than that we chillin, enjoying our lil stew and rice I made, I cooked better than Ma ma, that the woman of the family, dont tell her I said that,

(looking innocent) What I do?

(bending over) You ready big daddy dsense

Oh you have accomplished something?

There is a difference between LEGAL MARRIAGE and CIVIL MARRIAGE,

If there is no document supporting such marriage, IN THE COURT OF LAW, there is no legal marriage,

If that was the case that mean everybody can say they are married, IT DOESN'T work like that, THEY MAY HAVE WIVES IN THE VILLAGES, but legally they are married to whomever they signed a contract with,

Some countries, ADULTERY IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH, regardless of LEGAL OR CIVIL marriages,