₦airaland Forum

Cos he retarded,

DUH!

Have you ever been in an abusive relationship or dated someone that verbally, physically, emotionally, and sexually abused you?

If not, have you ever knew someone who been abused in a relationship? What would you do if YOURSELF or someone you know being abused?

Men, do you think a man have the right to slap his woman FOR ANY REASONS? If a woman pushes you or slap you, WOULD YOU DO IT BACK TO HER or would you walk away?

Ladies, do you think men that walk away from being slapped by their women ARE COWARDS?

I am on the Igbo side,

Fight! FIght! Fight!

Smh@Kokoye

FIGHT!  FIGHT!  FIGHT!

(passes Yorisb a shank)

All Nairalanders that lives in USA,

What sup? How ya feeling,

WHAT STATE YOU REPRESENT?

I like my name Queeneve,

The correct word is consultation

(cackling all eery and gollum like)

Ladies,

You can always feed your man that SPECIAL SPAGHETTI (looking innocent)

(hops back in hoopi and turn up GET MY SWAG ON BY KERI HILSON driving off smooth)

Okay,

It seems that SOME PEOPLE TAKE INTERNET too serious, SO LET ME PARK MY HOOPI and chichat with yall for a minute,

This is NOTHING BUT CHAT TO ME, I don't take it seriously nor take it home. If I am saying things and whatever it is, IT NOTHING SERIOUS, I am sure Jaybee is a nice dude and I don't doubt it,

However the ONLY REASON I mess with Jaybee because I know it doesn't take it serious either, I can read people and know who CAN TAKE A JOKE and who can't,

Although it NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, but REST ASSURED, I am HAPPILY MARRIED with OWN INHOUSE DIKK,

I am not LOOKING NOR TROLLING, just talking CHIT at BEST, so don't get it twisted EITHER ROLL WITH THE FLOW or get drown with the current,

Aight?

Now resume back to THE CHIT TALKING,

I heard that yall Nigerian men don't like black women with blonde hair is that true?

Awwww swifttty, I see jealousy setting in,

You do not have to respond to every thread you read, EXERCISE YOUR RIGHT TO STFU,

Your girlfriend PRECIOUS is fat, Mr cock, how did you managed last night?

Milkshake by Kelis,

I got a coupla hookers I can lend you until you find a permanent replacement,

The prices are reasonable but the girls are WORTH IT, let make a deal,

Okay,

I found out Ms Potato and Yorisb will be accepting their first child together in eight months! Congratulations!


Tink_sk and Zimdrill are now dating , CONGRATULATIONS!



I want to announce to everyone that ME AND MISTER are having a baby,

Just because a man gets marry does not mean HE IS A GOOD MAN, (no offense)

I remember some years back before I was married, I went to this spa party that my friend hosted and it was like a single mixer where al single people got together and try to get to know one another and possible strike up a relationship,

She paired everyone together that was single male and female to a spa table where we had to give each other deep tissue massages with hot stones. This guy that was paired with me massaged me so damn good I almost cried,

I think I asked for ciggy then (I don't smoke)

We didn't hook up because he was too uhmmm MOBOISH, he was good with his hands, but that was about it,

DAMN HE MUSTA BEEN WORSE THAN MOBO HUH?

Oh believe me GIRLLLLL,

My husband don't have a strap on and MATTER FACT, he got that prototype STALLION, that all Imma say,

Speaking of stallion, let me go do my riding exercises!

(putting lices in Inkie's thong drawer)

Have you ever had a date that was so good that you came home and smoked a ciggarette or weed? Have you ever had that GOOD MAN OR WOMAN that you couldn't believe they still exists? Have you ever had a partner that was so wonderful behind closed door that you had to ask for seconds?

What are your Damn, it was good moments whether it was in relationship, dating, getting to know one another, and friendship?

(pouring male hormone growth in Inkie's tea and stirs with my nipple)

Good question Inkie, why were we fighting?

(unstraps Inkie's strap on and watch as it hit the floor)

Mr cock, I do not want to nyansh Jaybee,

Take your time and read my original post, NOTHING TO DO WITH NYANSHING,

Blind retarded bassid,

(removes five color toned weave from Inkie's head and and squirt crazy glue on the thong)

(watches Inkie sliding into the thong and screaming in pain)

(lacing Inkie's weave with peanut butter and sugar, unleashes a bag of hissing roaches)

You giving up on Jaybee?

Of course I wouldn't fit Jaybee's class, He is old,

I am young

(unleashes multiple toxic farts as I throw a fire toward the line of the fart)

(hearing Inkie running to the nearest pond)

He puccy strolling