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Men,

Do you like a ride or die romantic chick?

Reality,

Do you want your chick to be a ride or die chick or the kind that sit back and blows her nails?

Let me share an incident with yall that I had to put on my ride and die chick cape on one day,

My husband and I were going on our date, we all dressed to the nine looking good and smelling good.  We thought we were the CHIIIIIT, anyway, we went to this place that had an event going on and we got us a table and ordered beverages.

A dude and his chick came walking pass the table and knocked against the table which spilled our drink so we shouted out hey, you knocked our drinks over, this couple proceed to turn around and copped an attitude.

Now, I was a good girl Yes I was, but when that trick ROLLED HER EYE and said we shouldn't put the drinks on the table.  I told her if she watch where her wide loaded azz where going then it wouldn't be knocked over.

So the girl thought she could fight or whatever she thought she were doing, she proceeded to walk toward me like she was gon do something so I grabbed my glass where my drink was in and said I don't think you want to go there with me.

Meanwhile, my husband and this dude sharing words with each other and my husband was like you can perform a kind gesture and pay for our drinks the guy told my husband to go handle his ho, my husband responded and said I see you don't handle yours.  I taught my baby the WHIP A NUKKA technique, he still learning!  

I jumped in and said can you spell ho you ILLITERATE LOOKING, SOUNDING, AND EYES LOOKING LIKE FOREST WHITAKER (he is famous for having a dead eye for the ones who like who is that?!!) and I motioned for the manager to come handle the situation because they were going to pay for our drinks regardless how they feel.  So the situation were handled and the drinks were paid for after I said my few little WHIP A NUKKA RANTS,

So there ya have it, I was riding for my husband!  Fuggg with him, ya fugged with me!

Ladies,

Are you a ride or die romantic chick? Let me explain what the definition of that for those who don't know. A ride or die chick stands up for her man or with her man whether she married to him or not. If something needed to be done and the man can't do the chick steps in and handle that for her man. I am not talking about physical or going off to pop someone. But, to simply be there for her man THICK OR THIN.

A ride and die chick is strong, intelligent, powerful with words, can adapt to any situations without wavering in doubt, and she can HANDLE anything that comes her way. She can be a mother, co-worker, a wife, a girlfriend, business woman, and much more. She is the reason WHY THE MAN SHE IS WITH, standing strong and powerful.

Now since you know the definition of the ride and die chick,

Are you that ride and die chick?

I know I am

Benmon,

I don't even suck my OWN DAMN NIPPPPLES, why the fuggg would I succk yo NASSY CHIT? EEW!


Jaygetta,

I am not wrong, I am right, if you going to POST A PICTURE OF YOURSELF, accept whatever comes your way, IF YOU THAT SELF CONCIOUS about yourself then THAT ON YOU!

For all the RETARDED AZZ boys in here,

I tried posting A PICTURE of myself but the computer shut down and said DO NOT PASS GO AND DO NOT COLLECT 200, SO I TRIED!

I said before in previous thread, that I look like this and why keep asking for my picture if I said I am hideous,

I have:
One tooth
One eye
Four fingers
three toes
One butt cheek
Split tongue (hissing)
I weight about 2,897,988 kilo
I am 2 feet 3 inches tall
I am redbone
I have twenty five acnes on my face
and my nose is broken in half,

So there ya have it! Oh, and I am married

Snow,

Why the fugg is you getting upset cos we laughing, all we did were laughed and YOU THREW A HISSY FIT,

You need some tampons?

benmon:
@queen i don't get it,pls explain. . . . .

Oh I didn't know you was slow,

Your NIPPPPLES are bigger than mine, (speaking real slow) D.O, Y, OU, UND, ERST, AND, THE WO, RDS, TH, AT COM, ING OUT, MY, MOU, TH?

Vic2k3:
U shud hve known that her bf was highly placed lol. I've known that for a while now

Excuse me Mr. Vic, that boyfriend you were referring is MY HUSBAND, thank you very much!

I have already climbed MOUNT EVEREST,

Uhmmm Benmon,

Your nipples bigger than mine!!!!  Did you have your period last week?

(laughing out loud and sniffling loudly)

Ms Potato,

You know damn well I am BORING, aren't I guys?!!! You can't get 75 PEOPLE to say I am not boring, mundane, and calm! I bet everybody disagree with you!

I am soooooo boring it like watching paint dry!

(bending ova as i bow) (truck beeping and horn blowing)

(cars crashing and men shouting GOOOOOTDAMN)

Well, you said to take a bow, I think I caused an accident!

Make sure you get a beautician name EDWARD THE SCISSORHAND, he good at rearranging UGLY AZZ FACES, MARTYNS,

CHIC,

Most m, boys in here can't deal with the PERSONALITY of me and I will crush any roach that come at me sideways,

Vic,

The last time I a man told me I WAS GON CRY, he ended up in WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM,

Tosinville:
***Tosinville kisses QueenEve***

and patiently waiting for her next action----------- but don't tell me you wanna try BDSM on me with that handcuff.

(throws acid on face and lips) Now I am unrecognizable! Eeew!

Martyns,

Go flap yo aZZ to the nearest BEAUTY SALON and invest in a MAKEOVER, you fugggly crooked nosed DUMBO!

^^^and that why the poster still lOOKING AND BEGGING,

If you say so VIC, remember it never been unwrapped, But I hear ya, THINK HOWEVER YOU MAY,

That glass rod going up somebody anus in a minute, You volunteering?

Oh it hasn't been used yet, It still in the plastic bubble wrapper, waiting ot be unveil, I am can think of THREE human reasons to use it,

It gon be a chittty situation when I get finished!

See Omoloa,

I tried,

Boys get over hurt slower than WOMEN, so give him time to let it all out, IT REFRESHING REALLY,

What you gon do furry chump?

Omoloa,

It can be done, BUT APPARENTLY SOMEBODY STILL HURT from thine azzwhooping,

VIC,

You like looking?  Well, it might get a little raunchy but I do have a way with men and handcuffs involved make thing uhmmm FREAKY, but I want to give them a little taste of their own medicine and I got this glass rod I got as a gift back in PRE COLLEGE days, I think it time I use it for GREATER GOODS!

Tosinville:
QueenEve,

Stop screaming, phat azz lol you don't know sh1t, we already know there are rap1st everywhere but its too common with this tribe called IGBO across the nation than the rest of tribe. Incidents like this happens with igbo guys every year in Nigeria so why is it so common for igbo people thats what i'm trying to know, man

Is that how huge their libido are that they can't visit the nearest brothel than despoiling every kids in every cities.

You need to be suckin that bish so you can come on Nairaland tomorrow, Cyber Cafe fee went up and You only got an Naira left, SO PICK WISELY, a piece of cheese or online time TO KISS MY PHAT JUICY AZZ?

Inkie,

You just reminded me something, there this one chick who only dates asian men because she said that she doesn't want her children to have nappy hair and she didn't care if they weren't healthy as long as they had "GOOD HAIR" whatever the fucck that mean,

I swear people worry about the DUMBEST THINGS, and wonder why they don't have the blessings they deserve, Appreciate what you do have AND MAKE THE BEST OUT OF IT,

Vic,

IF you gotta ask then you DONT NEED TO KNOW, see that why men be creeping nobody spices up their LIVES!!

TRY IT, you might like it VIC!


You can do alot with some good handcuffs, YES LAWDIE!

THANKS AND WELCOME, BUT IT THE TRUTH!

Anybody got some handcuffs I can borrow, I am feeling a little uhmm, NAUGHTY

You need to take the sharpest knife you can find and lay it on the couch standing up AND FALL HEART FIRST DIRECTLY TO THE STANDING KNIFE, it will help you think MORE CLEARLY instead of with your THIRD LEG, you twisted FUCCK,

There are RAPISTS in every race, color, creed, gender, nationality, region, religion, culture, economic status, educational status, every tribe, every village, every city, every town, every country, THERE ARE RAPISTS EVERRRRYWHERE.

Stop making this about ONE TRIBE or group, RAPISTS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!

(looking innocent) Moi?

I was abducted by the funnybones, LONG STORY, take my word for it,

My husband keep saying I aint gon kill him! It took me a minute to realize that it was a Nigerian slang, I was like I aint going to jail for nobody!

Yall so silly, I am not funny at all! I am boring, mundane, and calm!