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You don't want my husband getting GHETTO, it not a pretty sight, TRUST ME, oooooh Lawd,

Furry azz looks better than mine anyways, SO YOU NOT MISSING ANYTHNG,

I have met several Nigerian men at public places with my husband and one of the man made a comment about my azz, OOOOH LAWD, MY HUSBAND said something in Igbo and got ignant with the guy. They were cussing and carrying on. I got my husband's back and said you don't know who you fucckin with and the guy told my husband it not his fault that my ass can stop traffic,

That made my husband even MADDER, had to calm him down literally, I KNEW THEN NIGERIAN MEN CAN GET VERY TERRITORIAL when it comes to their kids, wives, and family,

The guy was older too which was sad,

I loooove sleeping with my Boss King Adam, OOOOH LAWD, I get all the benefits and perks of sleeping with the bossman KING ADAM,

Let me go "sleep" some more,

Can a boss be my husband? , IF SO I AM GUILTY, and I will do it again, again, again, again, again, again, OOOOOOoooh lawd and again!!!

LET ME STAND UP AND pose booty front and head back, Like that dontcha?

That enough evidence to know SOMETHING AINT FUGGin right, YOU GOTTA BE A RETARDED FUGGA TO ignore it,

Oh you did ignored it, My bad!

If my husband slap me, I will be like Farrah Fawcett in the movie the BURNING BED,

The title of the movie speaks for itself!

Go to her parents and ask her parents for help, THEY WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO,

Do not abort the baby because you were too careless to buy condoms to protect yourself, now you must reap what you sow and do the right thing,

Ask the parents for help and see what they suggest you guys do, ABORTION is not the answer,

If she has the abortion, she may ruin her chances of having other kids in future if that what she wants, many WOMEN have died from abortions or became STERILE,

It her choice and NOT YOURS,

It is when THE COUPLES ARE NOT USING ANY CONDOMS WITH EACH OTHER,

Did this mofua say he got tested AFTER HE FUCCKED THE GIRL


(looking into the Nigerian law for a FOOL BEING AN IDIOT) Okay, we will start a petition for a new law to be in EFFECT, PUNISHABLE BY STONING for any idiot that walks on the land of Nigeria,

WHO wants to be the first to sign this petition?!!!

Then why did you responded jackazz?

Are you jealous YOU ARE not hated on? Awwww sucks huh?

Blast your azz back to the past, GRANDPA,

This is for the YOUNG AND TENDER,

(sharpening A LONG STEAK KNIFE)

TIME TO GO HUNTING FOR FURRIES! IT FURRIES SEASON!

That my husband over there ladies, He soooo handsome, I won't be going to the AFTER party, I have some uhmmm EXERCISES to do! Winks

(crying) (blowing nose on Furry azz's shirt)

That was beautiful Inkie! Beautiful!

Hey mommy Madlady!!!!

Okay, I will go first!

I want to thank all my haters for the WIND they have bestowed on me!

I want to thank Furry Azz for scratching my feet with his rough and brittle tail,

I want to thank Faher for giving me a new fragrance for my perfume line,

I want to thank Toshin for all the spits and snots I can gather,

I want to thank Mobo for proving that LITTLE deformed BOYS should be exterminated,

I have a few but I am so happy and THANK YOU HATERS! I wouldn't be me without YOU! THANKS!

You have made it! The Romance Section Super Stars Hall Fame Winners are:

Queen Eve
Inkie Nerd
Googles
Mama Gee
Omoloa
Madlady

Each one of you ladies won A TIARA and a scepter, ACCEPT YOUR haters and glow like a star!

There are few runner ups, but you ladies on your way to the Romance Section Super Stars Hall Fame, Just a few more name mentions and you got a spot! It coming!

Speech, Speech, Speech winners!

Inkie,

Do you know what that giggling remind me of? That little snotty nosed boy in the small yellow bus that take the window lickers to the SPECIAL SCHOOL on the hill? You know that kinds that make that RETARDED SOUNDING NOISE and then licks the window with that big azz football helmet on?

Well it seems like he made an USER account on NAIRALAND,

(spits on ground)

You like UGLY AZZ WHITE WOMEN, so what the fucc is you GIGGLING ABOUT? UGLY WHITE WOMEN IS NO DIFFERENT THAN UGLY BLACK WOMEN,

(SNORING LOUDLY) Little boys surely ARE BORING, yawns,

Anyway, Inkie, let go for COFFEE CHILE! I am treating!

a man telling the NL that he like girls suckin his cock is FUNNY and fun? Oooook,

MY NECK, MY BACK, MY KITTY KAT BY KHIA

I seriously WONDER WHO CREATED THAT DUMB ASS LAW, I FUCCKIN WONDER WHO,

Uhmm, your tampon hanging out, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHANGE THAT!

He love himself enough to used a condom, HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER,

I swear Imma start A MANDATE EDUCATION MISSIONARY cos this don't make no sense how DENSE people can be,

AND THAT WHY HIV IS RAMPANT IN THAT REGION TOO, oops did I open a can of snakes?