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A Nigerian soldier,  Ameh John Bosco shared this hilarious video of himself and colleagues receiving matching orders in Chinese language.

He captioned the video: 'After our A1 matching course in China Nigerian sodiers we the #best joor!!!'

Watch Video HERE


Source:
https://nairaplus.com/2018/08/hilarious-video-of-nigerian-soldiers-receiving-matching-orders-in-chinese-language/

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So i came across this lady post on twitter about nairaland and i decided to read the comments on the post. The Lalasticlala own funny pass. Kudos to nairalanders and seun.

Source:
http://nairaplus.com/2018/08/see-what-twitter-users-are-saying-about-nairaland-nairalander-and-lalasticlala/

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Share me the book.

iLegendd:
Women masturbate more than men. When I was a novice in the dating world, I used to bluntly ask women if they masturbate, but ALL of them vowed never to have done such a sinful thing. Some of them were even ready to kill themselves just to prove they don't masturbate.

After some years, I learnt how to sneak into a woman's heart to make her tell me things she can't tell anyone. What did I do to make them open up?

I shared a story of my masturbation journey and how I have been trying my best to stop. How I feel empty after doing it and I'll promise God I won't do it again, but before I know it, I'm back to doing it again.

I psychologically shared more crazy stories without inhibition and they'll be laughing. They didn't know I shared these stories because I have a plan.

That same day or a day later, I'll strike and these cute and extremely innocent Church girls will start opening up and confessing, and I'll humorously tease them as they confess more. At the end of the day, all that will be on their mind is how to fùck. Yeah, I fùck some and run away from some. When you make a woman comfortable in saying naughty things, she'll open up.

I tried this same thing on all the girls who denied, but this time, they told me everything. I wasn't shocked because Nancy Friday, the author of My Secret Garden exposed women's sexuality and how naughty women are in her book.

When I see an innocent woman or girl, all I see is a bad girl. Anyway, I still prefer those innocent looking girls, but bad when the door is closed.

A girl of 15 year old girl knows more bad things than a man of 50 years old.

A Nigerian lady with the username @rhemmmiemaya took to her twitter page to reveal how she was caught with a vibrator and how she lied to her mom that it is a massager.

She Wrote:

I am in small trouble this morning �‍♀️�. So the gist is i got myself a vib during my birthday in May. So yesterday night i kept it under my pillow and slept off. Fast forward to this morning, my little sis(5yrs) was playing with the stuffs on my bed then she raised my pillow.

Then gbam she saw the stuff and brought it to the sitting room where i was picking beans. Immediately i sighted it in her hand i stood up to go collect when � Bigmummy told her to bring.
She was “kini eleyi”
I went blank for a min, then told her its a massager.

And it can massage any part of the body�‍♀️. The next question was how does it work, after showing her the button to press she then said you will borrow me and use it to massage my back later today��.
If i use it on her back tonight, that’s it. No more self pleasure ��

Source:
https://nairaplus.com/2018/08/lady-caught-with-a-vibrator-lied-to-her-mom-that-it-is-a-massager/

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A viral video has surfaced online showing two white men having real sex with pigs in an unknown location. The video has received lots of criticisms by twitter users.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) also reacted to video demanding for more details about the clip.

Video

Source:
http://nairaplus.com/2018/08/two-white-men-caught-having-sex-with-pigs-video/

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Barely a week after she held a classy birthday bash in Cotonou, promising actress, Modupeola Eniola Odunsi aka Pharadupson, who is currently one of the wave making actresses in the Yoruba Movie genre of Nollywood, has confessed publicly that she is not ready to get down with any man who cannot last more than an hour in bed.

The pretty role interpreter, whose new flick “Obsession” is currently showing on Libra TV on YouTube, said this during her birthday celebration in Benin Republic, where Yorubamoviegist.com correspondent had an exclusive chat with her.

According to her, “i am so delighted to see another year. I give God all the glory. In the last 365 days, a lot has happened, many souls have gone but God spared my life till date. My career is improving day by day. It is not by my power but it is God’s wish”.

On what marriage means to her, Eniola, who is one of the Nigerian entertainers keeping a scandal free profile, revealed that “marriage is not for everybody but it is a good thing that is expected from a reliable man and a woman. It is not something you rush into because if you make such move simply because of what people are saying or pressure from your family, my dear you will rush out. So, I want to take my time before I pick a man who will be my husband till Jesus come”.

On your last question, I am not the type who sleeps around. Many of today’s guys are not reliable. Many take drugs before getting down with a woman which I am not interested in. If you must have anything with me as a man, you must be very strong in bed. I am ready to marry a man who can satisfy me sexually, at least for an hour. That automatically gives him assurance that I won’t jilt him. It is very disheartening hearing that a married woman is cheating on her husband. One of the problems that can influence such, is when you don’t satisfy her sexually or not caring about her. I have pledged not to cheat on my husband and that is the main reason i am still single”, Odunsi explained.

Source:
http://nairaplus.com/2018/08/i-cant-sleep-with-a-man-who-will-not-last-1-hour-in-bed-actress-eniola-odunsi/

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A Conductor strip himself unclad to fight a passenger over N50, along sapele road, Benin, Edo State.

Source:
http://nairaplus.com/2018/07/conductor-strips-unclad-to-fight-a-passenger-over-n50-in-edo-state-video/


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Slayqueens Poses for a selfie inside toilet see photos HERE

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Rachelsblog:
You didn't lala.

Done

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Married Man With Two Unclad Ladies In The Shower, Photos HERE


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A couple and their son have been arrested for breaking into a house at No. 8 Ade Onitiri, Harmony Estate, Langbasa, Ajah, Lagos, with the aid of the son’s girlfriend.

It was gathered that the burglary occurred when the owner of the house, Folashade Odunuga, embarked on a 3-month vacation. Tega Teddy's girlfriend, Karima Edom, a close neighbour of the victim, allegedly passed information of the victim's absence to her boyfriend.

Uroye Teddy, 45, and Margaret Teddy, who are parents of 18-year-old Tega, also aided in the theft. The stealing had been going on for weeks until the victim's househelp, Eniola Abisola, visited.

She couldn't understand how the thieves entered the apartment as all doors to the house remained closed.

She immediately alerted the police. Ddetectives checked on all in the neighbourhood and the stolen Chevrolette Aveo saloon car was found parked in front of Tega’s parents' house.

He was promptly arrested. During interrogation, he revealed that he entered the victim's house through the ceiling and gradually, he began to pack the household items to his father's house.

He narrated that his mother helped him to hide the stolen items in an uncompleted building while his girlfriend, Karima, hid some in her house.

The suspect, Tega, further revealed that his father went with him to the victim's house to tow the aforementioned car. It was seen that Mrs Teddy had put the stolen properties for sale.

Exhibits recovered from the suspects include: Chevrolette, 42 inches flat screen TV, LG Home theatre sound system, electric generator, one standing fan, 5 leather bags, an iPad,baby shoes and other personal items.

Source:
http://nairaplus.com/2018/07/couple-son-and-girlfriend-arrested-for-stealing/