₦airaland Forum

sunshineG:
good things happen to good people, bad things happen to bab people... life is not predictable( we all go through this things)...the good news is that he (your friend) escaped death...he can then choose the life he wants to leave, atheism or otherwise

I dont mock frustrated people only stating the obvious

besides atheists shouldn't believe they can preach depression to others too.... life is a battle that we all have to struggle with... so no one should feel like he/she have more reasons to be frustrated than me.....

Good happen to the good, bad to the bad. Therefore, the family members of the atheist who died in such horrific way deserved it because they were bad. I like the way you think, though faulty still, I like it.

Cc: Hahn, come see something.

A barrister that doesn't know when to use "I'm" instead of "am". Well, since you need to fap and her DP is not available kindly visot xvideos and fap your soul out.


P.S Contact me if you need more vaseline.

rufans:
Guy you don kill me with laugh

Na so nw. How person go mount organ for hours only to receive "God bless you" at the end of the month while the pastor and his partners smile to the bank

(9) Never play for free. The church is a business.

Fortissimo502:
Hmmm

Pianissimo

I love America and its weird jobs. Professional mourners, wailers, dog walkers

This is one of the reasons why masturbation should be encouraged.

To the scammer, I tip my hat. 'Count' Victor Lustig "sold" the Effel tower twice! Think about that. Anyone can be scammed. Mr. Scammer, enjoy your con money.

lol! I laugh when you guys undermine these army boys. Forget their war with Oko-Haram for they are fighting an ideaology. These army guys are crazy. The opeation python dance hasn't even started yet, yet, you are already feeling the heat. Wait till friday when it starts, you go know say khaki no be leather.

She would ressign if she had any atom of self respect

*covers nose*
Ladies should always keep that place covered, ...keep the place sealed sef if possible. Wear five or six pants at a time.

This reminds me of a girl I fingered two weeks ago, my fingers still smell of raw eggs!

EmekaBlue:
Mumu neighbor...Must be an afonja because they fear so much. Reminds me in Lagos when everybody is crossing road,only a Yoruba woman will remain at d middle of d road begging d motorists Ejo o Ejo o...

You want her to come and go and die abi?

edoboy33:
signs of the end time


God is punishing them for their sins

this is just the begining

Sodom and gommorrah treatment will soon fall on them

What sins are they comitting that tou haven't comitted?

Proudly Afonja! The champaigne of Tribes.

Hmmm. So garter is another name for 'Pata'. Interesting.

I always have a good laugh and a few chuckles whenever I see these Ipo miscreants calling for a face-off with the Nigerian Army of the sovereign Nigerian state. It's the fvcking Nigerian Army we are talking about here.

Keep on shouting UN and ICCall you want. Obasanjo levelled a town with these same NA boys and nothing happened!
Like Fela said "You no go die unless you wan die, but if you wan die shaa o, you go die".

Saintsammurai:
Exactly...GOD bless you.... cc lalasticlala and mynd44

The guy just insulted you that you no get sense through sarcasm and you say "Exactly"? Hehehehe.

Emeka71:
Sorry to say; all this monicker you put up cannot contest; they all look new and suspiscious exccept the last one.

You can't stop them from contesting as eing registered long before the contest isn't one of the requirements.

*Removes trouser*

*brings out big jar of vaselin*











*rubs body and puts on trouser*

poseidon12:
She was trying to leave the meeting room. The guy has no right to stop her.

So she has the right to stab him. Great

Nostradamu:
No MATTER what, if you hit a woman, you're a weakling. E.O.D!

Even if she's trying to kill you? What a moronic conclusion

Good. Don't traumatise the patient

Omotayor123:
When she told you she was sick on Saturday and couldn't go out. I guess you didn't care after that. or she expect you to come to her house since you guys planned it already.

Just give her some time, I'm sure she will soon come around.
You can send a text message to apologize again by tomorrow. Or visit her in person.

He should apologize again? What da fvck? Op, do not do this.

Allahu-Akbarr!!!! (((BOOM!!!!!))

That wasn't the sound of an exploding bomb you infidel! That was the sound of me cumming in one of my four wives' mouth.
Salaam-Alekum.

The asslickers have stuck their tongues out as usual ready to do a good job. Lick away fools! Lick away.

LADEMINUS:
Took my Infinix hot 4 pro to carlcare Benin at ring road yesterday since it suddenly stopped charging two days ago. Warranty still covered so I wasn't charged but was asked to return in 5 days time. Watch this space

Hello. Did you buy the phone in Benin? If yes, where and how much? I've been to three shops already and the price is not encouraging.