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modupeleke:
I am laughing in yoruba language, hahahahaaa! you got the real meaning to her name, she also give the meaning of her name in one of the pix.

hehehe. Sidika

Emenandez4lyf:
Same with the OP. i'm 21, buh i can't get one till date.
E no go beta 4 Shyness.

at 21? Sorry to ask, do you jerk off? It drains one of confidence

Touche! Run to the nearest bar and take two bottles of Odeku, I'll pay.

Vera 'sidika' in yoruba means "vera open yansh about".

Ermm., I'll take my leave now, that's enough internet for today.

lepasharon:

Lol at yesterdday, my ban is over..

hehehe. I guess I was right

I'm a little over twenty, never fell in love, I can't even relate with the experiences shared here. Mehn, I'm getting worried

bettermike:
Next up:

The Sun remained in the sky for 24 hours!

Yes, God controls the sun whenever he chooses. But telling the sun to remain up during the day and night is epic!

Wait, do you know how big the sub is? Sir/Ma, if you stand beside the sun, no one will notice you because you will be much tinnier than a tiny dot.

And God held the sun and the earth the same position for almost 24 hours (a day according to the bible passage which I translate to 24hours)

It is this sun that dictates our time. But when when God needed to showup, he did in style by stopping time!!

Imagine you check the time and its 11pm (close to mid-night) and the sun is still shinning hot like its 2am noon. Lol. This was what God did in order to see Joshua through the battle.

Josh 10:13-14
13 The sun stood still and the moon stood motionless while the nation took vengeance on its enemies. The event is recorded in the Scroll of the Upright One. The sun stood motionless in the middle of the sky and did not set for about a full day. 14 There has not been a day like it before or since. The Lord obeyed a man, for the Lord fought for Israel! Josh 10:13-14

Sir/Ma, if God could make the sun to shine at night, then he can do absolutely anything. I mean anything!

Is your situation as big as the sun? No! Why are you worried about something not as big as the sun. If God can make the sun shine at night, he can shine his light on that grey area in your life that you thought was impossible.

God is still doing the impossible
Praise the lord!

sir, how do we reconcile this story with the well-known fact that the sun does not revolve round the earth? ...the only condition whereby it would be possible for someone to make it static for a day

herzern:
The ability to conceal your foolishness is called WISDOM.

I'm afraid you are unwise.

bla bla bla. What does her ass taste like?

How the fvck doesthis concern us? Send her a PM mister. Stop ass-licking

NwaAmaikpe:


It is biblical..
The wages of sin is death

Why were they cohabiting when they are yet to be legally married?
The woman was even pregnant.

I wonder how they'd face God on the judgement day because they died in iniquity.

And what sin has the foetus commited? I thought you were really an intellectual like you claim but now is obvious, you are as empty as they come.

4evergod, wehdone sir, we are watching you from the high places. Welcome back.

AgentOfAllah:
Actually, just one of them; my dad, his testicles to be precise, created sperms. The other, as you can imagine, was my mum, whose ovaries manufactured unfertilised eggs, one of which was penetrated by a sneaky little fast swimmer fashioned by the said testicles. That fast swimmer and my mum's nurturing host egg were the precursors to my eventual existence.

Thus far, it appears you're just happy to dwell on this tangential discussion, as long as it helps you evade responding to my rebuttals to your original argument; that is, being created to worship and to be tested by god. So I hope when you're done with this line of questioning, you can redress the absurdities I've highlighted in my original objections to your god argument. I prefer not to answer any more of your questions until you respond to me, as I have generously responded to you.

touche! Iamgenius, I've bitten-off my fingernails while waiting for your rebuttals to the points this gentleman raised, I hope I won't pluck-off all my eyelids before you do.
I do tell theists who come here to win atheists over that this Religion section is hot. ...always come in nake.d.
...or prapared.

I'm suprised that Esdb3 successfully tainted this beautiful thread with his jargons without any backlash.

MetaPhysical:
God bless you for preserving its life. You might not know this but if any harm was coming and one of those pythons is around they sense it...and they will guard it off without you even becoming aware of the danger or the protection. Thats what serpents do. They are connected into the spiritual realm and are natural shield against harm. This is why they were adopted as standard for medical practice.

Bullsh!t. Are you telling me that no harm has ever befallen anyone in communities where those slithering fvckers are worshipped? And as for the reason why it is eing used as the logo of medicine , really bro?

TINALETC3:
Shirtless seen, I wnt 2 see d trouserless part
Hm booby self big pass my own

really? Send me a pic , let me e the judge

calm down guys. The nigga is only here for his weekly dose of attention.

fufuNegusi:
my first job was through a referral... infact during the interview i was just doing anyhow cos i know i will be taken
Feeling fly above other people who came for the interview because i already know i was the CHOSEN one


But i moved on since then...

you are the ones destroying this country. Why allow other applicants waste their time and money? See your teeth

you can't cheat nature

and you will burn in hell forever if you don't love him in return. hehehe

And some certified mumus will believe him. That was how one 4evagod3 /naijadeyhia claimed to have healed a woman who had HIV through a phone call. He even claimed to have raised a nigga back from the dead. SEER1, inject yourself with an infected blood and heal yourself, only then will I believe.

esophieso:
Association of hungry Nigerians in the abroad

in the abroad? What da fvck

how do i learn hypnosis? I'm asking for purely research purpose

gcey2k:
The only thing I see wrong here is his comment about Jesus. Else he is free to practice w
and be proud of whatever he believes in.

But he shouldn't make jest of what others believe in publicly else he'll incure a clap back.

like christians don't also insult herbalists, traditional medicine men and worshippers by calling them sons of the devil

he is going to greet his fulani masters. Nothing special here

shameless ipobs, when are you marching in solidarity for him?

suffering and smiling

spacetacular:
I wonder why I am not an atheist.

You need not wonder. He said "a lot of doctors", not "all doctors". Like the good Dr. Felixomor would ask; is your brain asleep?
Feel free to correct my English, I don't give a fvck anyway. Or do I?




Nah

mhissliss, beauty fall on you. Amen

ThinkWISELY:
Nake.d wire fall on you

gay ex-convict straight from jail fall on you

ThinkWISELY:
Electric pole fall on you

obatala fall on you