Bros, How many Bags of rice and vegetable oil den give you??

kilokeys:
she sings terrible songs...

if i were nigerians she would sell just four copies

one bought by her father, mother, miserable bf and she might buy the last one


edit: she could collabo with the likes of etcetera.. i think they would do well as bloggers.


_{dem talk say make all the animals wey get horn (nosa, bez, asa, timi dakolo) come meeting, snails (nneka and her likes) dey show face}

she likens herself to fela?.. would fela sit to be interviewed on CNN by oyibo?
she isn't half as legend as fela.. she should stop famzing (sic)

i go lay two guinea fowl egg if this chic wins a grammy

Gossipboyy:
i have ths itchy bumps on my joystick and scrotum, dont knw what it is, the bump keep increasing in number.. Pls wat cud this be and wats d Soln,,i don scratch scrath tire

Sorry you are going through this.. Simply apply Benzyl Benzoate on the affected part of your body, within 24hrs, you will praise the lord... You can get the cream at the nearest pharmacy store.. Hurry Now.