₦airaland Forum

dominique:
Don't ever compare Michelle to Jean Pierre aka Brigitte Macron. Michelle has throwback photos of herself as a child alongside her siblings, all her educational history was documented and verified. All her childhood and highschool yearbook photos are littered all over the internet unlike Jean Pierre Brigitte Macron who literally didn't exist till the 80s. Michelle Obama is a transgender is a republican propaganda that is failed on arrival

Don't mind the idddiootss

Akalia:
She's masculine. Happy birthday to her/him though.

Genius, how is such a most feminine of women
masculine?? You conspiracy theorists picked the wrong person

Elzazzi:
Lol. There has been this conspiracy running for years that she’s a man with the name Mike.

esnbrutality:
Big Mike decided to wear a gown to cover HIS PREEEEK.

MaxInDHouse:
Not arguing aimlessly but sticking to what i told you from the onset so talk to your people they are ready to discuss on all other sections except Max!🙂

You admittedly don't have the broad, holistic, big-picture view that's required in arguments, so why keep getting involved in arguments??!

Dreal1247:
Know Jesus and know peace. Righteousness is the best state to live your life and end in peace. I pray that the conversion be a replica of Apostle Paul's conversion in Jesus mighty name.

Funny you. Obi Cubana who went to religious DMGS founded by missionaries. He's always been steeped in Christianity. He just means he'll be taking his faith more seriously. Kudos to him.
MaxInDHouse, like I told u, Christianity is not only discussed in Religion section!

Borrow2222:
Can’t you read?

Didn’t you see where he said he has done a DNA test four times and he wasn’t her father.

He means do it with the girl, now that she is older, and put a final stop to it!
The littke girl is beautiful BTW

MaxInDHouse:
Exactly what i told you here but you just want to argue unnecessarily!😂

Yet you keep ARGUING. Someone who has admitted not having a holistic, big-picture view of things ought not engage in arguments!

MaxInDHouse:
Funny Churchian!😃
Ọmọ we still shun unrepentant ones in our midst in fact one was announced last week. So if you don't understand what we practice just humbly ask we will never ever abandon what Jesus taught us!🙂

Be careful, they don't call it shunning anymore.😆
(See below).
They have now also allowed you to toast and ladies can now wear trousers!
It will be funny the day the scales finally fall of your eyes but pride won't let you admit it.😁

MaxInDHouse:
You want to give yourself an unnecessary headache Christians in the first century were known for their NARROW MINDEDNESS because they only feel free to discuss anything with their fellow believers but when they are in the gathering of unbelievers they rather keep quiet or participate in talks about faith. That's exactly what you are worried about today!🙂

So knowing you don't have a broad, big-picture, holistic vuew of things, stop ARGUING with people who do! Just state your narrow, almost mindless opinion, then shut*up!

MaxInDHouse:
Shunning is the punishment that replaced stoning an offender in ancient Israel. Deuteronomy 18:18-21
Jesus explained the process that should require shunning an unrepentant wrongdoer {Matthew 28:15-17} and first century Christians did just so! Romans 16:17; 2John 10-11
So i asked the question again:
Do you obey God's Son on this matter? John 17:14-16 🙂

So why the sudden change in 2024 (actually we know why - see it circled below - and it has nothing to do with Christ!)
What do they say to all those people who committed suicide when they were practicing "disfellowship" and "shunning". See below

MaxInDHouse:
Are you not on the NARROW path? Matthew 7:13-14

Actually NARROW is followed by MINDED but the bot baned me when I wrote that. So that's your description not just narrow!

Rhymesy:
A lady returned from Owerri to Uyo during the Christmas period to visit her elderly sister. I happened to come across her, and I must say, she is extremely beautiful and charming. I tried to keep things normal—both in our communication and interactions. She eventually opened up to me, revealing that she has a serious man in her life. I remained calm and continued acting as a normal friend.

At one point, I accidentally stumbled upon her phone and noticed that she is a classy lady. Since I’m not financially buoyant, I focused on maintaining a stable and respectful manner. I kept my mind on being a good friend.

One day, she started asking me some deep questions about myself. I told her I just graduated from university and am waiting for my call-up for NYSC. She said she’s actually working towards that too. She also asked if I was staying alone, and I confirmed that I was. Throughout December, she spent most of her time with me, chatting, gisting, and smiling. Sometimes, I took her out to lounges and bought her food from eateries.

Yesterday, she confessed that she enjoys hanging around me. Today, she insisted that most people know where I stay. Initially, I felt reluctant to bring her to my place—not because of anything suspicious, but because I didn’t want my libido to get the better of me. After some persistent urging from her, I decided to bring her over.

As a single guy who just finished school, my laptop is my television. When she entered, she said she was feeling hot and asked me to find her a polo or a light jersey to wear. I did so. She then went into the bathroom to take a shower while I was in the kitchen preparing her a meal. We enjoyed the meal together, and she complimented my cooking.

Later, she felt sleepy and fell asleep. When she woke up in the evening, she asked me to see her off. Honestly, this lady is very beautiful—so much so that my friends on the street were even hailing me.

Naijalanders, what is really going on?

You who experienced it directly don't know what's going on, but we who are told a one-sided, embellished version will know!
Wehdone

MaxInDHouse:
I will remain where no single thing comes between me and anyone here except faith: Christianity Section!

And that's what marks you too narrow and limited a person to be participating in the arguments you participate in. You should just state your narrow opinion and stop. You just don't have the broad view to be arguing anything💌

MaxInDHouse:
A brother according to Jesus is someone with whom we share the same faith {Matthew 12:46-50} so if such a person did what is wrong going by the norm his fellow believer who knew about it should meet him one on one to settle it but if the offender still feels he's not wrong then two other fellow believers should be taken along so as to remind the offender what we agreed upon as norm if he still disagree then the body of congregation elders will step in but if he still disagree with the body of elders then all Christians should treat such a person the way Jews do treat a tax collector: SHUN him!🙂

DeepSight ask him why they suddenly changed it in March 2024. See below

femi4:
They don't practice it the way we do

No vigil

Offering isnt forced

Sunday service is max 2 hrs cos people still have to go to work. Infact most of them use sunday as rest day after sat party hangover

No open preaching

You cant discuss religious matter at work, keep it to yourself

I get u. What I'm saying is, they used to be more religious than us and even then they were still rampantly committing suicide. They also have higher frequency of all sorts of mental illnesses - Psychologists are constantly overbooked.
In Nigeria if you're a Psychologist, you'll likely starve to death!😆

femi4:
you still don't get it

Religion is a tool used to hide depression believing that tomorrow will be fine.

Scamming n doing evil is another topic entirely that has nothing to do with religion. Most Nigerians are fantanstically corrupt and they abuse any sector they find themselves

😆
I get your point, but they also have religion over there. It never stopped them from killing themselves historically

creativejagaban:
You don't even need third mainland bridge. Just take the fake drinks produced by those people. You know what I mean

Nah, that one no go work. No be money you go take buy am?

tctrills:
Wait, are you saying that people in Nigeria don't get depression, and the cure to depression is warm weather?
If this is what you are saying, you have just make ground breaking discovery that could make you a billionaire and save millions of lives. No one knew that sunshine was the cure to depression before you came along.

It's not just me saying it. For people prone to depression, it gets worse in the winter, and in places like England, they get moved to a warmer place. This lady below, whenever her depression came they moved her to a warmer, sunnier place

Emmy000seun:
Once your movement is suspicious around the bridge you will be arrested

Naija wey no get time monitor for amu robber, go get time to dey monitor for possible suicide - unless to obtain some of the body parts!😅

LordReed:
I am not a rube, I know what it is like abroad.

Oh, no doubt. I don't mean you as in "you". I don't mean you personally. I meant one might want to consider that people don't go about committing suicide in heaven

Slippy:
1. Nigerians are resilient - if not millions would have gone given the situation right now
2. Cultural taboo to die by suicide
3. Likely fake data - Who even keeps this record in Nigeria?

1. There is no proof Nigerians are more resilient than them
2. I's also taboo to die by suicide over there
3. Nigeria Keeps meticulous record of suicides. (See below) Also, the mergins are too wide to be accounted for by data

I think it is rather:
1) Their prolonged periods of sunless cold, damp weather - suicide skyrockets in winter
2) Much easier to to get trapped in debt
3) Inability to bribe your way out of embarrassing stuff

tctrills:
It is culture; suicide is an acceptable option there; it isn't here. We choose to carry our depression to the grave, but they choose to end the suffering.

You obviously don't get depression. There is no "choose" in depression. But a strong blast from the sun opposed to being prolongedly in a cold, damp environment can be the difference between suicide or not

femi4:
Lolz. They don't do religion in abroad like we do in africa. They don't roll like that

Point is, religion has never stopped Nigerians from doing any bad thing like scamming or money rituals, why would it stop them when they get to the point of suicide??

femi4:
Analyse the percentages, check the race n why they are committing suicide

Nigerians are more prone to depression but they find solace in religion. Over there, they believe ending it is the way out

You folks keep saying religion like they don't also have religion over there, and as if religion has ever kept Nigerians from money ritual, corruption or any other bad thing. If this lady below were in Nigeria, one blast from the sun and last thing in her mind would be suicide!

JimRohn:
Quin

To better understand your question and provide a relevant response, could you please clarify the context or perspective you're approaching from? This will enable me to offer a more accurate and helpful answer.

😅 I told u I'm sure you'd just be having yourself a good laugh while typing some of this stuff!🤣
Ok, I'm a Shintoist. Now answer my own question:
What is a smart guy like you doing defending a pedophilic, extremely misogynistic, fatwa-ish religion soaked in blood since it's inception??
A very devout Muslim wrote the book "Satanic Verses" because he KNEW that's exactly what they are!

TenQ:
If seun is not careful, people will lose interest in his site.

After spending time to make a response, someone who calls himself a Moderator will now unilaterally delete this post with no warning nor reason other than they dont like the post post is evil at its core!

What is a Muslim Moderator doing at the core of the Christian Section of Nairaland?

Not only that, you won't know they later deleted your post because it will first appear for some time - unless you go back and check after some time. What an INSIDIOUS and dishonest way of doing things!

JimRohn:
Before I answer the question, which religion are you practicing?

I will not respond unless I know which side you belong.

TenQ don't mind him. He's always asking this hypocritical question. Ok, he's a Hindu. Now what?
Next, he'll bring up ancient history. Comparing apples and cars. Comparing peace-focused Christianity to a religion that has always been bloody, that has been very bloody from it's inception till today!

TenQ:
It seems that a Muslim mod is part of the Christian

Ok, it seems it wasn't deleted. Not yet anyway. Let me now add this.

So Mr Jimrohn everything is kill, kill, kill. Add to that sanctioned pedophilia and total subjugation of women, and you're wondering why anyone would be in such religion. Just the thought of your 54-year-old founder skeping ith an 11-year-old child! Now, it's understandable that you were born into it and would be killed if you dare leave, but to be actually defending it?! My bros na wa for you o