₦airaland Forum

Alfa Seltzer: We have a special chamber in Hell for those yahweh rejects.

furay: see you ,foooool!!! you're a bloody goat,why didn't you see anything wrong in what Alfa said ?? blind folks!! what did satan teach you ? to call others Hu are not his followers mumu ? of course why won't he Have taught you dat,when he is d father of Hypocrisy!!

cleverj01: Mrnin quivah! Dnt u share in my dreams?

furay: I'm a 100% sure you're satan...bastard!! you're finished!!

blezzino: quivah,r u on 2go?

Mikebis: kai,wether u like it or not,u are goin to church wt me in skul,did u hear dat,*strng face*

Mikebis: na wa o,she wll try all means to gv an xplanatn

Lilly001: To Mr SOA93
Almost all churches gat Fellowships in U.I, Redeem gat RCF
For the number of pple per room..I think that of Female Hostel is 6per room.

shakur07: maybe she was referrn to Oba awon university sha Oau na dem get dah kain hostels ..like dia awo hall 12 maamfuckers go dey do aro infact if yhu r d gentle type yhu will get problem dia oh

Mikebis: no break ma rib wt la.nbmrwl

adez9: already shouting halleluyah here o.quivah said amen??

Taylor184: oluwaQuivah,i jst believe d guy...



And did i jst see u type AMEN 8-).....we gaz do thanksgivin ontop dz babe matter ooo,she don dey get change of mind fa

Ifyx: u ryt bro,she waz jez kıddın d orda tym la

my brother

Taylor184: You guys are just disturbing yourselves....Akby told us that the list and cutoff will released soonest,and i believe his info...so y dont we jst wait for UI to release d list....cos i tink dey will release d list and cutoff 2geda!!!!!!shalom


By the Grace of God,it is well with us all#cheers

adez9: i think it will be out diz wik bt nt 2day.

.... this,we shall see!

Fynestboi: NBMRWL oooo yehhhhhhh

huh?? Sire..
Come again

SOA93: iz dere intrestin lyf in hostel such as:eletronic set (TV),gas cooker,electric kettle,toster,iron?.............nd gun,lolz.......

Shekson: Those are good lines bro. Keep Ι̥τ̲̅ up.
Lemme drop mine. Gr8tst Uites

So bored wif dis ASUU season film//
Wld switch to 'Suits' with which I can reason with//
While GEJ be buildin more universities//
Existin ones be screaming for fundin and fees//
negotiations still on D̶̲̥̅̊ old charade//
Benin-Lagos-Abuja, ASUU exec be on parade//
well students be lookin for job or biz//
NANS jz bein barking like dawgs on a leash//
Bein hearin FG broke, is Ι̥τ̲̅ really dat fragile?// The hauz still be gettin paid I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ fat piles//
Naija @ 53, wat we celebrating// A man or woman growing old and deteriorating// Growth equals poverty, Naija's most applicable theory// country is gettin no higher than one-storey!!/

baebyfaze91: Lyk seriuzly we dnt knw dt God rili endow us on dis thread wit diff pple(geniuses,motivator,political analysts,human ryt activists nd lyrical masters).....kudos 2 al of yu @quivah,sinzu,shekson,iamliljozy,ifxy et al.......BLESSED THREAD

Avicenna bayo: while dis is ur 2nd joke............9ice one

Lool ..
The first was a joke
The second was rumor

baebyfaze91: I tink i am in spirit wit quivah.....me sef dn dey speculate dt ct off....i pray it cums 2 reality......

dapsondou: KILODE?!!!
Na poultry we dey?
Its nt up to that joo

SOA93: u cant b crious dat na 12 boy dey 4 one rum.

blezzino: quivah and her expensive jokes

this is my first joke here . .and I don't think its expensive

SOA93: no p,bt shey redeem no dey deir ni?.....hw many per rum 4 ui hostel?if dem pass 4 mi no go stay 4 ui hostel ni o...plz reply d 2 questns

4 ins room for girls...
12 in a room for boys

blezzino: quivah and her expensive jokes

this is my first joke here . .and I don't think its expensive

blezzino: Abeg,where dat quivah see cuttoff marks...

Mikebis: ok,buh where did u c dat,i mean d cut off mark,hw did u cm across it,because am kind of apy wen i saw it,buh at d end if wat u past here is wrng,u no sm ppl dat cm across it,wll b mad at u

Mikebis: u mean the BDS is biochem nd dentist,nd d guy wt 43,all is well 4 him,i also cm acrss sm1 here nw,he says he had 48,dat wll b d 1st persn i wll cm acrss in dis thread 4 so lng as a biochem aspirant

Mikebis: are u sure u heard dis or u jst past dis jst to favour some

seems its the latter..
Hopefully,you are among


Btw,i met a bch aspirant,he got 43

Mikebis: gunnas 4 life

Mikebis: i trust u na

Mikebis: are u also scard

dapsondou: If ure scared, then how shud I feel?