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EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 9:11am On Oct 08, 2013
[quote author=Attah Ojoma ]mrnin sista mi, hp u slept wel?[/quote]I did...you?
Mikebis: xo u catholic memb
was born into catholic,,was a member till 5years later
[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Thats to say,i know u better than anyone here...[/quote]ofcourse na,you know better
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 8:54am On Oct 08, 2013
[quote author=Attah Ojoma ]So UI allowed monday to pass without list.. Ok o! Gudmrnin y'all, hw was ur nyt?[/quote]goood morning ma!..
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 8:52am On Oct 08, 2013
[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]I know keevah,yemisi,omodele,noble*****,h**str*p ***en,....neva knew caroline was involved[/quote]ahhh ahhh..
You done mention all my names faa..

Carolina na my catholic name cheesy..

Mikebis: Quivah me o,walai i don miss u wella
I don miss you too...walai !
cleverj01: Hw i wish my course would also av a preffix 2 b added 2 my name! E.g P.S JACOB(political science) #JEALOUS!
Lool..

You fit introduce one na cheesy
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 8:38am On Oct 08, 2013
[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Dr Yemisi!!!!.........[/quote]yes sir!!!!!
Dr. Emma
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 8:34am On Oct 08, 2013
[quote author=Dr.'Hesjay]Kayswitch ft dbanj with sister caro.
Shizu ft davido with carolina
starboy ft lax with caro.
Abeg who is that CARO that is dixturbing Nigerian music like diz.
***jux confused***
#copied[/quote]who else??
quivah*eye lashes*
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 6:29pm On Oct 07, 2013
Mesopotamia: Something tells me quivah is loading her 400 winchester double magnum cartridge into her AK 47,ready to spray me any moment.
oops! But I'm not loading yet,so relax the moment isnt nearcheesy.

Sorry to disappoint you.
Nairaland GeneralThings Done In Public by quivah(op): 6:12pm On Oct 07, 2013
don't know where to post this..
Mods you can shift it to where it belongs#


Now to the topic:
Hi guys! What are those embarrassing/funny/unintentional things you'v done or seen in a public place..
Could be, in a comm. Bus.. church,seminar,bank,Cinema house or anywhere public.


Share some of your experiences
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 10:33am On Oct 07, 2013
Allocsoluwatosi: The cut off is out
But I want u to wait till u.I posted, it is gonna be funny
yeah! Its gon be funny having BDS,MBBS and law cutoffs to be 54,60,57 respectivelycheesy
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 10:30am On Oct 07, 2013
Fynestboi: [color=indigo]on diet? So if you nt on diet you go chop aushuh



¤dodge slap¤[/color]
I go chop house chop person join
#knocks

Mesopotamia: diet.....hmmmm...nice...
hehe.. onto modelling

#eye lashes.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 9:45am On Oct 07, 2013
Mesopotamia: me sef dey wonder wetin she go talk.....i dey always try to avoid those supersonic cruise missile of hers....
hmph!..cheesy
I no wan talk oo

I was on diet ni tho
EducationRe: Nairaland Username Change Request Thread by quivah(f): 9:40am On Oct 07, 2013
https://www.nairaland.com/quivah

2. quivahIX
3. Should there be a reason? Its a choice ogaSeun!

cheesy
Anyways, quivahIX is what I used on other social networking sites.. using just "quivah" here was a mistake.

PS: don't forget,its small letter 'q'
EducationRe: Nairaland Username Change Request Thread by quivah(f): 9:40am On Oct 07, 2013
double post!
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 9:27am On Oct 07, 2013
matson247: am i lieing. Go check for ur self. http://www.ui.edu.ng/content/change-course-candidates-not-offered-provisional-admission-first-batch-list
college of medicine is not is COURSE na
Mesopotamia: touching......as hard as my heart is,it hit me deep....deeper than a cruise missile.....May God grant ur dad speady recovery and console the bereaved.
amen...thankss bro
Fynestboi: atleast with this am sure u wud...pause..]
I will kinihuh Lol
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 9:21am On Oct 07, 2013
matson247: Courses with 50% for cuttoff last year
History, philolosophy, music, igbo, religious studies, russian, theatre art, yoruba, arts, nursing science, college of medicine, educational management, guiding and counselling, health education, human kinetics, library studies. Botany, chemistry, computer science, mathematics, microbiology, economics, sociology, vetinary medicine.
These are courses with 50% as dir cuttoff last year
college of medicine bawo!

EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 9:18am On Oct 07, 2013
Mesopotamia: lwkmd!....no mind dat quivah...no wonder she no get body when she no dey chop
..Enh!!
Iffa catch you;/
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 9:00am On Oct 07, 2013
I cried cause I lost my cute,sexy better-than-sgs3,soon to be pinging,marvelous,swift and portable tecno phone yesterday on my way to lasuth!!..

I cried more when I saw humans blood,the deads,amputees,the sick,abandoned near-death accident victims(mehn!! Nurses are wickedt!) Who gat no money!..little girls/boys.. very cute girls/boys(I resolved into thinking my beauty is nothing!)

"God!! This boy is useful to you,he is very useful to you, he sings praise and worship to you!!.. please!!!!!! Don't take him. God please!!!" I heard a woman scream out loudly(in yoruba)..
"Don't take him from me,Olohun jooor" she added falling to the ground..
That's the mother of an abandoned by nurses young( between 10-13)boy who was dropped down by a hit and run driver..
Soaked in blood and groaning in pains on the chair while some of the useless nurses were busy eating and gossiping.
The young boy gave up the ghost some hours later..when the nurses were ready to attend to him!

God!!!! I saw another.. and I swear I couldn't control my tears.

She was 17,just gained admission at a uni..to study bis.admin,heard she was in a hurry to get something,she alighted a bike……………#fastforward
She fell from the bike hitting her head real hard on the floor..

I just cant write out what her mother was saying at the hospital...

#Now shes an end of the story character!

Omo! See the way nurses dey gather corpse to morgue like bread for bakery,the thing no even touch them!!


Since yesterday,have not been myself!
My dad was the reason I went to the hospital,many have died from the ailment that brought him there.
He will be discharge tomorrow!!..getting better and stronger
#my dad just broke a record in our nuclear family of being the first to be admitted into an hospital!!

All this can't be luck!!. I aint lucky, we ain't lucky!!!..
We are favoured!!

God,

Teach me to serve you better!!
!
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 6:36am On Oct 06, 2013
Mikebis: lemme wori o,u mean,if i av anytin in mind,i shld let u knw,xo dat i wunt waste much of time b4 sayn it,let b serz here,nd mk me 2 undstand beta
nope...
You quoted one of my post saying"shes waiting for me" or so!
So, I brought the marriage joke into the picture,while the "you are taking time" means you are taking much time in payinh the bride price...shey you diq?
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 11:02pm On Oct 05, 2013
Mikebis: dnt get u
.... lol don't worry jere.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 10:42pm On Oct 05, 2013
Mikebis: actually she's waitin 4 me
....and you are taking time,actually you are using your extra time! cheesy
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 10:37pm On Oct 05, 2013
iamliljozy: Sorry if I sound crazy to you,but u shouldn't be joking around with bible verses. No dissing abeg
not only did you sound crazie,you sounded d.umb!!...

Point out to the joke there..except if you mean the whole verse is a joke to you! Pray tell!
Sorry if I sounded angry to you but its:
#vexing mood and pun intended!


SOA,its my fav at the moment.


Bravoosi..i'm sorry to burst your bubbles but presently i'm having p with my whatsapp app
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 9:32pm On Oct 05, 2013

For my BDS DEPT!!;
Psalm 91vs 6-10..

100 for my side,150 for my right..70 don fail jamb, 30 don fail postjamb..10 don gain admission to another school,10 no register,10 no dey shortlisted,15 dey absent for the exam,5 never clock 16..the remaining 100 .#sighs.

quivah dey gbam for Jesus too as I bin dey await monday list!!.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 5:10pm On Oct 05, 2013
azidon: Rome wasn't blt in a day, I'm sure u kno dat. You wil in no tym requit my love n my crush on u if u'll only gv m a chnc.
hello dreamer!

Put UI first now..
Not girls

azidon: Quivah dear! Are u stil dia? Pls dnt close ur eyes wen my ryt man passes.
he is yet to pass dear but thanks for the advice..
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 5:05pm On Oct 05, 2013
azidon: I'm also sngl, but srchn. U are tu wam dt u dnt need to srch, u nd gd guys lyk OURSELF to srch 4 u damsel. Dnt let me dwn PLEASE!!!
I thought I mentioned "UNREQUITED"...dint I?
Oyah,onto the next damsel!


And Please,make you of little abbreviations for easier understanding...
.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 5:00pm On Oct 05, 2013
SOA93: DOSE IT MIN UI WONT CONSIDER OUR FALL BACK COURSES WIT DIS STATMENT ''there was no automatic admission even for
those who scored above the 50 marks, but
that there were chances that some of them
would be recommended for admission in
other less subscribed departments.
Meanwhile, there are indications that the
admission office of the university may snub
inputs from the various departments in the
institution in this year’s admission process.
This is due to the lingering industrial action
by ASUU which has delayed the admission
process till now. “NUC has issued a
deadline
''...PRAY CONTIUE,GOD I NID U MORE ND MORE
to my best grasp of the context..I think that's what it means, I just pray i'm wrong!
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 4:45pm On Oct 05, 2013
Mesopotamia: bad market
shuuuuu! Dey go..i'm having fun
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 4:43pm On Oct 05, 2013
azidon: Wc ntwrk u be nw? I no dey jk o
single and not searching unrequited crush communication network.!
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 4:37pm On Oct 05, 2013
azidon: I dnt kia wat ur size is, all I wnt is to mk u myn. No ovaloading!
the individual you are trying to reach is currently not available,please try again later.thank you!
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 4:28pm On Oct 05, 2013
azidon: My dear quivah! I thnk I get a crush on u. Do u mnd?
dear azidon!...
Please i'm a very tiny girl,don't put much loads..
Thankssmiley.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2013/2014 Admission by quivah(f): 9:21pm On Oct 04, 2013
na wah oo.. weytin woman no go hear Enh!!

If you shagg one guy dem go say you be hoe
If you shagg two guys dem go say you be whor.e
If you shagg 5 guys dem go say you too loose
If you ask your bf for money ,dem go say you too dey demand
If you dey sell your body for money them go say you be ashi
If you dey follow sugar pappy dem go say you dey use ya future dance kukere
If you are not a Virgin,you are cheap
If you are,you are frigid..
Now I don hear new thing... if you be runs gal,don't feel bad I heard you are smart..cheesy
If lotta girls start behaving "smart", them go still say girls are useless!

But for guys, they are ruling the world if they do all these!

My advice to the girls from a girl's perspective;
Its your life,live it as you like... that we ain't better than them doesnt mean we should act like them.
That they are 'smarter'(lwkm) than us doesnt mean they are better than us.. thing is,we girls are always the losing ends! Smart runz girl or holy-like lady, time tells on our bodies!..
Our pride isn't whats between our legs yeah true! But mind you,who wanna leave a decent girl for a worn out girl?(using their own word)!

And truth is we ain't any better than those other girls,cause those types of "always hating on girls" guys will still see a one-guy type of girl as a hoe!.. why? They themselves have little or no dignity.
Anyways, lets not condemn them,they aint less of a woman than us but mind us too,they ain't BETTER THAN US!
And for the marriage part; loool can't laugh much I just hope those kinda 'guys' still wont outta their hatred of girls spill out blood! And so,destroy the said marriage..

#my piece...
A hunter with one arrow doesn't shoot carelessly- quivah
They themselves forget ^^^that!
Christianity EtcRe: The Fate Of Atheists by quivah(f): 1:52pm On Oct 04, 2013
and what assurance do you a believer of God have that your name is written in the book of life??
How Do you know you won't visit the lake of fire yourself!

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