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yamunla: Buy weed (igbo) dry one,grind it and mix it with methylated spirit..Rub it in anywhere u want the hair to grow in the morning and night before sleeping..You go get afro bia-bia fear go catch you..CAUTION-- no let devil push you to smoke the Igbo after buying it o,the hair might grow inside ur belle..! Stay blessed..!

slimyem: acidtalk,stop fooling yourself with long epistles of recharge cards and lame punch lines.
You did a bad job of making up a story and got busted!
Everybody knows that!
Shut up already!
Hia!

kandiikane: Tpia, have you ever been taken to a restaurant before?

Ileke-IdI:
So why did you ask me to send you a recharge card last night?

Explain ara e.

M M M: Op

Does she drink big stout alwayz

Sky-walker:
No I am confused. what happenned to Mrs_acidtalk and baby_acidtalk?

seun_adeolu: MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: GHOST PROTOCOL (part 1)

Two of the suspects concealed meth in their underwear and wigs, while a third ingested cocaine
The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA), on Thursday, disclosed that it recently arrested three suspected female drug traffickers for smuggling 4.5kg of narcotics in their underwear and wigs.

A statement signed by the agency's Head of Public Affairs, Ofoyeju Mitchell, revealed that all three suspects were apprehended at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport (NAIA), Abuja, last weekend.
 
The suspects are: Anene Iruoma, 26; Obiakor Okwudili, 34; and Ms. Mbechi Susan, 38.
 
According to Mitchell, Anene and Obiakor, who were on their way to Malaysia, were caught with 3.6kg of methamphetamines neatly hidden in customised underwear and wigs.
 
The third suspect, Mbechi, who had claimed to be three months pregnant, was found to have ingested 900 grammes of substance that tested positive for cocaine.
 
The agency's commander at the Abuja Airport, Hamisu Lawan, said the drugs were detected during routine screening of passengers, adding that the suspects had been "co-operating with narcotic officials in the investigation."
 
Mbechi was said to have been arrested on her way from Sao-Paulo, Brazil, with the aid of scanning machines.
 
"Mbechi, who claimed to be three months pregnant, later excreted 51 pellets of cocaine weighing 900 grammes," he stated.
 
In his reaction, the NDLEA Chairman, Ahmadu Giade, said the Agency would provide an enabling environment for a strong and sustainable drug control institution in the country.
 
“Drug trafficking is criminal and as security managers we have a responsibility to provide the enabling environment for officers and stakeholders to give their best in addressing the drug problem," he stated.
 
"These and subsequent arrests and drug seizures will further discourage potential drug traffickers that they will caught and prosecuted."
 
According to the statement, the suspects, who will soon be charged to court, face a 15-year sentence under the NDLEA Act.

coogar: i second that....
the way some nigerians idolise meat, you worry if some of their ancestors were carnivores. wake up in the morning to hunt goats is not just what i can handle. food is fairly cheap and one does not need to go through such stress to save 40p!

penny wise pound foolish!




that's exactly my point---
if i have to buy a live goat with 3 others and store it for weeks/months then the excuse of freshness and quality cannot stand! the quality of the goat meat would deteriorate in your freezer and the purpose of buying that much gets defeated!

acidtalk: Na 5minutes I give you.
If you no quick come, I go turn you to lizard.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Until Usain Bolt wins Gold in swimming. . .


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coogar: getting together @ the slaughterhouse and splitting it there? of course, that's possible!!



but then how much is a goat to go through the stress of assembling goat investors before one can eat? anyways, people priortise different things so it's a tedious issue to dissect!

acidtalk: No comment because you know I am saying the truth.

Oyah! Apologize so that I will forgive you.
The curse of the elders is not good oh! Don't let me use vex and curse you.
You better beg me now.

coogar: avila does it for me or i go to the hundreds of the naIja restaurants and just buy ready made stew with assorted beef. 3 people coming together to share a live goat is bizarre...i can conveniently say I have never heard of it or seen it before.

acidtalk: okay! point of correction.
After you snatched someone's laptop and stole starcomms internet modem.
Yes you attempted to steal the recharge card.
prove to me you didn't attempt to steal from the public.
Where's my Public Apology letter?
I am still waiting.