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Fickle:
Married man poster, which one does your wife belong too? Was there intimacy before marriage? If you can't answer then you shouldn't preach.

are you guilty or something

mark dey for new testerment in bible

Fickle:
Married man poster, which one does your wife belong too? Was there intimacy before marriage? If you can't answer then you shouldn't preach.

of cus. . . 

what do you take me for. . . . .

category A or na B

where you wan meet me

am on ma way

question wey no get answer

mingle for where. . . you beta stay make we yan

roof dey on fire. . . make una run comot

Amen sir

you no no say rain dey spoil party

sha no let the rain reach ma side cus i wan comot

We might not be sure of the ones to take home to our mothers but we KNOW the ones dat are under-qualified for marriage.

1, OVER-SKILLS: This one is all over town in too much make-up and skimpy clothes. she dey evry red carpet event and the clubs feels empty without her on a Friday night.

2,RUNZ GAL; Her annual salary is N1.2M but she lives in a well furnished apartment in  maitama or lekki and drives a high profile tear rubber vehicle. we go jus chop your money then vamoose!

3,SPIRO; This one don taaaay for house.she don dey enta voicemail so decide 2 dey use church cover up. . . dat fasting & prayer no be d issue,where u dey wen your mates dey marry?

4,SPOILT BRAT; her papa hold small change so she no fit do house work.we know dem! High maintanance,no productvity.u fit get gifts on your wedding day but after dat her papa go free you & your LIABILITY!

5,DAMAGED GOODS; dem don break ds one heart taya,so if u talk about love she go just provoke!

6,NO SEX TIL AFTER MARRIAGE; U dey make sense but how come your friends wey soji dey marry b4 u? Guys dey lyk test engine b4 dem buy moto oh, give am small then hoard d thing

7,STALKER; "Sweetie,wia r u?" "Who r u wit and wat r u doing?" "U r always hanging out wit d boys". . .abeg find super glue,seal your mouth or u go tay 4 house,

8,SEND ME RECHARGE CARD! Give ursef brain,allow d guy use him mind.  .  .we don't respect moochers and panhandlers. . .ok!

9.FAKE 2 D BONE; Fake hair,fake eyelashes,fake nails,padded bra,6 inch heels,5 layers of make up Weeeetin? Wia d original u come dey naw?

10,CAN'T TAKE poo FROM A MAN; Na your own bad pass,wen time reach u go beg 4 d poo,shebi u don dey near menopause? Dey dia,your  papa go soon begin charge u house rent, 

SHE WHO HAS EARS,LET HER HEAR 

run comot for hia abeg

Don't show your face at my door

dats means you are out of luck

what did you do?

go hug a live transformer

i heard it helps

maybe cus you are stinky  

and your attitude is stinky as well

so next time when u meet a chick and its not going too well say a joke or something  

you want ma grandma

one problem doh. . . .

dey hia dey chill for one side

^^^^^there is a pub in their somewhere

you can drink and smoke . . . well if you are me

so its not gonna be that boring

yes

in my backyard