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well Nigeria aint dat civilised so its allowed

runs away before i get attacked

btw jus joking about the nigerian thingy o

buy a lot of Ice Tea and store it at home

everytime she is about to nag just

run to the kitchen and make her a cup of Ice Tea

most important. . . . make sure she doesn't swallow it for like 10mins at a time

i slept in the pool last nite too

give me 10million naira cash

you guys are still here

[quote author=why M M M ? link=topic=746037.msg9022231#msg9022231 date=1314469632]op

can i date u [/quote]so far you can take her to the Chinese restaurant of her choice

and make sure you stay off your phone

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=746011.msg9021659#msg9021659 date=1314463322]Would you do this to your man or woman if you found out they are homo?


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Do you think that will change anything?[/quote]you talking as if they pick up a cutlass and chop him/her up in pieces

the only funny thing about the video is i cant tell if he/she is male or female apart from no breast and also why the skin is yellow and the feet is so black

on a serious note,

easy but not too easy if you knw what i mean

cus play hard to get ones might get harder and by the time you get her,

you just want to jump on top of her and

None

sue me

of what

[quote author=uju_1 link=topic=746037.msg9021971#msg9021971 date=1314466712]Hi Guys

So a couple of days ago I went on a date with a gentleman,  I will call him mr D.

Mr D is very handsome, tall, dark, everything I like. 

He picked me up from the office at 6.30pm.  We agreed on 5.30pm but he was an hour late due to work commitments.  I understand he works for an oil company but keeping a lady waiting is not cool.

So we went to dinner.  I absolutely love chinese and there are a number of really good chinese restaurants in the town but he took me to the one i absolutely hate and its also the furthest away,  I am suspecting this is due to the fact it is the cheapest,  but as a working guy I didn't think this was a good move I would rather have had chicken republic or mister biggs than that rubbish.  And also normally the first date the lady picks or is that just my experience?

On the bright side the conversation was good at the restaurant but then on the way to drop me at home he talked on his mobile half the way.  I am not a nagger so i just kept quiet praying in my head.  I was scared for my life and was tempted to get him to drop me at the office and call my driver to get me.

The cheekiest part,  we got to my house i gave him a hug goodbye.  We were in my compound and d gateman and others were not far away.  This boy held my face and tried to kiss me by force.  I blocked him with my hand and resisted the urge to slap him.  I feel he disrespected me and my house by doing this and it would be embarassing if uncle abdul the gateman saw me kissing a random man in the car all the househelps will say 'small madam don spoil oh she no dey do church again'.

Oh well.  I have a lunch 'date' after church tomorrow with an igbo boy,  should be interesting.

I dont think I'm over reacting,  tell me what you think people[/quote]dats what happen when you go out on date with boys

try big men nxt time . . . . . they will ask their driver to pick you up and drop you bck

mine is built on a solid foundation

^^^^me too

Russialane:
@r231 pray make she no leave you when situation changes my guy

i go by my middle name OLANREWAJU

never and besides she is not like that. . . . I KNOW

again i wan comot but dis weather get as e be

Russialane:
@r231 you are one of them abi una plenty for london here

hmmm. . . one of who

abeg o i am HAPPILY MARRIED AND SEPARATION IS NOT IN OUR PLAN

190smh:
cos u couldnt arrange p4m for me    

she go beat you o

we know alrdy

whats breaking news about it

how many times you going to open a thread with the same damm information

why me

mad dey yaba left

Thank God i am fit

brb

o no why you no go buka go eat

Jackieugo:
Tell him oh! There's nothing wrong with valuing one's education and career. It means they have ambition and goals in life which is a good thing to pass on to your children. It doesn't mean one will ignore responsibilities as a spouse either. Women are great multitaskers 

I see

sexsinners:
maybe they have attitude ,because most of you silly boys try to get into their pants for free.

sinner

go back to church my friend

tell me if you don't sin and let thunder strike you

wella. . . hmmm wetin you dey do dis wknd

^^^^Pregnant

Costa2000:
Infact this Mercy J na pure Ekuke.

whats EKUKE

welcome

hollyoaks. . . . funny enough i nefa watch am b4 ever

sky 308 and i go watch eastenders for 10pm