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The husband and his young wife were not on good terms.
In fact the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap.
One evening she suddenly sent Ekaette (the maid) home for the weekend, and didn't inform her husband.
That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story: "Excuse me my dear. . . . . . . .my stomach," and disappeared towards the bathroom.
The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back stairs, into the maid's bed. She just had time to switch off the lights when in he came silently. . . . . . . . ,
He wasted no time or words but quickly took out his willy, and got on top of her.
When he finished and still panting, the wife said " You didn't expect to find me in this bed did you!!" and switched on the light."
‘No madam’, said the gardener!

skyone:
Na envy go kill you, it's not a do or die THING for me to live in US, i'm manager here in GTB moo.
Though will sure go there get my passport stamped for GC

Envy 

are you kidding

LMAO

been there done that

wow

na wa o

Deep - like barry white

Happy birthday

have fun

how much

alafin:
crack head will always be NL

thank you sir

at least i am not the one that don't know how to use google


by the way limited your crack head calling to NL

cus if you go out there and call somebody that

you will be popped in 2sec

^^^^hehehehehehe

Oyo State

you better go to where you know pple

you gonna be a daddy

guddsid:
on the NL home page it says 80% when i clicked on the link i found out that an extra 5% was added to the 80% lol . why now

be happy for your mum and stop been childish

i will tell her family

and stop her from coming near me and my family

andromida:
hmmm sounds like a lazy man to me.

yep

price

chamotex:
Awful game? Awful first half, yes!
5 goals in second half isn't awful to me.

Ji Sung Park, Man of the Match? I must have watched the wrong game.

same here

yam leg?

na wa for all dis 190 threads o

guy go london now we have to name google after him

lol

yea rite

brb

Ujujoan:
It was boring . .

awwww

sarry

190:
[color=deeppink]Yo Poster!

Got your msg yesterday on my cell

I would be signing up on your guestbook


Kongratulations once again in advance!

U too Gbasky![/color]

nice one baba

Ujujoan:
Lol, funny thread! I never even knew it has so many names.

sweetie how was ur wknd

na wa o

its time to go home

^^^^hehehehe

^^^^

guess you are right with your defination

I cane am

i bala am

i chop am

i load am

i blow am

i wipe am

i flog am.