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chaircover: yes you can
Pls send me a Pm

@sleeky you are welcome
We are a friendly bunch, however stay clear from the following people. R321, jaybee3 and cooger/coogar
They are very naughty london bois . .especialy that r321
They will corrupt you.

I am Innocent Idibia, Virgin and never kissed a woman before you can ask my mummy

jennykadry: I am bored. I think I need a holiday. Any one wanna suggest a CHEAP country to visit for 2 weeks? and any volunteers happy to pay for the trip?. Chaircover, Damiso, my yellow pawpaw Idowuogbo who I have judged so wrongly , Efemenaxy, NaijaBabe, coogar, r231, Sagamite...please heleep a sister mbong

I heard Iraq is nice this time of the year .........I fit sponsor that

mbulela: @r231, these your party pics are enough to turn me gay.
After looking at them, I feel like getting into a closet.

hahahahaha

I think i still prefer oshoronga than gay doh

i know dem be oku but i rather turn oku upside down at least i dont get to see the face in the morning cus that will be like a scene from scary movie 6 than be be gay

Sleekyshuga: Oooopx!!! Stumbled on d family section not to long, n falling head over heels in love wiv it ..

Eeerrrmmm... I'm Jenny Ezera, born n bred in Nigeria, PH city 2 be precise but an Abian by identity...

Hobbies are singing, travelling, writting (nicknamed Sece ), teaching n yabbing ..

Sleekyjay was given 2 me by a bestie, telling me how much of a charmer I can be ... Not new 2 Nairaland though, but lost d oda acct ... Can't jux figure out d passwrd again n NL isn't jux helping...

Still single but have dz love 4 babies (cute ones oo) n great families; @ least learning 4rm dose who re dere cos someday, I'll b dere....

Anyfin PINK z me ...

A good family z 1 dah z built on a firm n solid foundation...

Welcome oooo.....

so you love babies han........Good. I am the ambassador here so if anybody try to charge you for registration, tell them to see me

but why you come use wedding cake do birthday nau

euroboy21: German passport. Highly valued and respected in the world. I wish i can make picture of immigration officer's face when you show your Deutsch pass at airport as a black German (Deutsch Reisepass)

And the funny thing that makes German passport more adorable is only few black people have it unlike British or American passport that you easily see with non-white.

Yes na only few black people get German passport.....

I can count them on my one finger sef

Arrant nonsense.......do you know the amount of NAIJA community in Germany and they all have passport

jennykadry: Lo jo ko si nu le jooo . Stingy koko
No be the same job dem dey do

Always day......

Always nite....

Tesco value pad

Asda smart price and so on

Lo jo ko si nu le jooo

You wan make I carry my biology book out abi......

I fit analyse dem one by one

jennykadry: Not even Tampons? oloshi

No be the same job dem dey do

Always day......

Always nite....

Tesco value pad

Asda smart price and so on

jennykadry: r231, what do you buy for your girlfriends? abi your job is to release ya spermatozoa and run away ni?

Sanitary pads

damiso: R231 and yesterday you say make I no call you 'London big boy'

London boy is just okay

No 'Big'

cococandy: r231,that your aunty be like the native doctors assistant
Ok I'm kidding,do you know those folks in person or just pictures off the net?
Scary make up aswear

If I am not at that party.........e no complete

jaybee3: Na you dey share them?

why you dey answer question with question

jaybee3: Phew

you want one

keppyy: That's the address..Harbour road is at borokiri

Thanks!!

damiso: this r231 has lost it in china all those weird cuisine is taking effect

you think say na joke.....

one of my friend get church......so we dey party one day dey talk and the wife just say......

ehhh ejo iyi ti a n so dun ti eba ti pari esin lo la te ti ka owo tan ke ba mi yo owo cream mi si egbe o to si cream mi ti fe tan ooo

emi o gba gba ku gba ejo iyawo apostu to ri ita ni mi

damiso: R231 abeg e do ejoor e ma corrupt iPad mi ese

And bleaching is so 80's na ebony like us dey reign us joor

na lie joor.....

awon temi ni london won kin to ro owo recharge card abi bb oo........owo cream no n gba joor

baby joor se o le ra cream fun mi to ri pe emi ni kan ni mo dudu la rin awon ore mi

gba be

jennykadry: Why are they bleaching?

cus thats the IN thing this days......

you need to bleach and tattoo to get in the zone

coogar: he's closer to you - he's in china!
seize all his gadgets. the dogs & cats he ate in china is starting to affect him.


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which one of the girls you want coogar....i fit hook you up

even the birthday chick is available

Idowuogbo: This one is sick na....haba! Her head don loose beat tey tey

why you dey hate on iyalode dressing nau

Idowuogbo: Na this kian babe fit u. D one wey go squash u

all things bright and beautiful

chaircover: Its really strange when you go to these parties and the women are all dressed up/over dressed, but the guys just wear casual polo shirts etc

you wan try dressing

dressing aye

chaircover: The more pictiures r321 posts, the more I am expecting to see someone I know

I know some "auntys" like this o

shay b na the crew wey dey cause demselves out for that blog be dis

Idowuogbo: Asewo

you like

Idowuogbo: Asewo

Triple DDD aye

edwife: Carry what?

picture evidence above!

jennykadry: I will kill r231. Which rainbow pictures be these?

oya no vex

Idowuogbo: Cougar is right mehn.... This he-woman must get blokos mehn....haba! See as d thing b like deadbody wey wear makeup *spits* Ayama!

her daughter carry something ooo

coogar: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1733803_19703597533835247211658912793280614679910n_jpeg05675af6c9b01db95452a334b1b1977e

is this woman transgendered?
this is exactly what ebola would have looked like, if the disease has a face.

hahahahahaha

Idowuogbo: The return of Frankenstien

The zebra crossing wey dey this woman chest no b here oo.....and to think she dey wear push up to push up slippers, MY GOD!!!!

more

wonlasewonimi: Awon masquerades jade ni ilu London

more!!

Birthday party I went to before i traveled couple of weeks ago......

dis na party of poyoyos....una wan try am

Abisola 50th Golden Jubilee Birthday Celebration.

cc - chaircover , damiso, naijababe

jennykadry: R231. And you wonder why na so you dey fart anyhow? wonder no more. When you chop monkey yekini wetin you expect?

chaircover: No offense but that looks so offputting
Did you eat that?
What happened to simple egg fried rice and sweet and sour chicken balls
na wa o
ni ilu oni lu
You are lucky the food didnt disagree with you

Experiment now

trying something new and it taste very nice

keppyy: I'll suggest OLD PEOPLE's HOME, harbour road, Rivers State

Thanks for the information......

Do you have the full address please.