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jennykadry: For your mind now you hawt and sexy abi?

Na so now

jennykadry: LMAO. My quest for a British husband has just begun. Where are all the good looking Britons?

I dey hia

jennykadry: Make I chop am come follow you mess as you dey mess for china? Thanks but no thanks

My husband say them go soon arrest me for farting inside shops. For all those who shop for groceries in Australia please beware of buying stuff in the freezer...that is all I have to say.

check this out - Meat from 9 different animals including monkey balls......yea I ate them. Not all o b4 una start hiding your cats from me

naijababe: I am sure, ogbeni 'Fisodara'

picture this.....2 people go to bed at night and woke up in the morning looking for the other one -

Me - Looking around the house (enter guest room)

Me - I swear we slept on the same bed, what happened

Her - Couldn't sleep all night, I taught i was dreaming but that smell was actually coming from under the duvet

Me - What smell

Her - You are farting in your sleep and it stinks.........I cant even open the window cus its too cold and everytime i move the duvet from you, you get under it and fart again

Me - Ohhhh......No vex but get used to it

Chillisauce: These people can be petite sha. Hope you got the one with standing boobies .

all of the have standing boobs........even my hands are bigger than them

i dont think anybody wears D or DD over there sef

naijababe: I wouldn't want to be caught in any closed space with you, I bet you can fart on demand sef!

hahahahahaha......you dont have to demand sef

chaircover: You dey fear
You dont want your name to apprear on that abdul website
I dont blame you o!

abi now!!!!

London big boy buys 20 champagnes for kids

damiso: Jenny and R231 you need to invest in this

I eat at least 7 eggs daily so this wont work for me

Tgirl4real: Hahahaha

Ise ile lon gbeni deta. So...u wan suffocate the man with your farts abi?

Yes ke

emeraldoe: my little madam too, she is 23rd so dats 2 parties. Who else, pls register ur dates so r231 can fit us all in2 his budget[color=][/color]

I full ground......

damiso: R231 is very capable. .he is a London big boy too mush money.

Ermmmm.......London big boy sound like yahoo yahoo tag

damiso: Happy birthday R231 many more years of love joy peace and wisdom

Ahem I forgot earlier now that I know you and my lil madam are almost birthday mates na you go dey sponsor parties from now on

Amen oooo

Thank you......

I no mind just make sure you ready to deal with the crowd

Chillisauce: Happy birthday R231.
Wishing you all the standing boobies money can get.

Remain blessed

Thanks sweetie!!

They kuku lined them up wella in china and everything standing

emeraldoe: Happy birthday R231. Wish u long life and prosperity. Lots of love

Amen!!!

Thank you so much.

rebella: Ah! I'm late to the party, happy birthday r231,may your days be brighter than reflection of the sun on your bald head.

Thank you!!!

Na afro i get now.

EfemenaXY: Happy 75th birthday, R231 R123!

May Zimmer frames, Mobility Scooters, Electronic Stanner Stair Lifts, or walking sticks never cross your path!

Wishing you a fun-filled, tobacco 'n snuff day, Baba!

Amennnnn!!!

Thank you jare

chaircover: You better send them all to me
I have R321's number and he is on my BBM
For a fee, I will share the number

BTW Happy Birthday R321
be careful with that food o!
5 star hotel no dey ni?

Thank you ma!!

For free bi ti bawo.......ermmmmm i dey charge to say hello on the fone o

Early morning charge is different to mid morning cus voice go don change by that time.

5 star kuku dey. But don't expect full English breakfast in chinese country. I tried that one morning and blame myself for not sleeping allnite for that food. Got to the restaurant, all i can recognise is boiled egg. I just pack a whole plate of egg sitdown and eat after that the taxi driver that took me out that day, i bet his life won't remain the same. Thank God he can't speak English and i don't understand chinese but he kept putting the window down and i keep putting it back up

shoefreak: hbd to the one with the several cuties r231. may your days be filled plentiful blessings.

have a blast but dont eat wetin go cause stomach upset ooo.

Amen!!

Thanks...

Ermmm too late for don't eat wetin go make ma stomach upset speech cus i dont wack them alrdy na to koolu with cold Orijin remain

cdamsel: Wishing R231 a happy birthday,wish u all the wonderful things in life and may you grow in wisdom.
hope you are having fun,would have sent my love but all your plenty wife fit ...... me
All this food you people are sharing I want o

#runsaway

Amennn

Runaway bride how have you been....

moca: It seems this r231 voice na something else o
This is d second time somebody here has admitted fallen in lv with d voice.

Infact, a nairalander said she has been having a crush since she talked to him on phone and wouldn't know how to react if she meets him.

Okay o
We r watching.


B4 I forget d koko, happy birthday r231

In my Barry white voice.....Thank you

Idowuogbo: Happy Birthday Robo

Thanks sweetie!!

It's ifanu not robo

jennykadry: Happy Birthday r231

Thank you!!!

Btw did you get to eat frog, lizard, snake, crocodile and monkey balls in china

Very niceeee

Savigne: Happy Birthday R231...Wishing you all the good things of life you deserve
Funny,cause I started searching for you after I listened to a Vn you recorded on Killz bday ages ago....Awesome voice I must say

Amen

Thank you....btw i sound like frog

cococandy: Happy birthday r231. Remain blessed

Amen!!!

Thank you ma!

RoyalRoy: Happy birthday R231....may your days ahead be paved with golden sunshine and a wind of joy and peace. Let it be known... The best of your life is just ahead. Enjoy!!

Amen

That's a nice pic of me only that i have grown taller now lol

Nice one baba.

edwife: Happy Birthday r231!

May God bless you and keep you safe in his light today and for the many days to come.

May you have a thousands more birthdays to celebrate.

Have fun bebe

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Amennnnn

Thank you so much!!

jennykadry: Na which kain food you wan chop wey make you remove watch and everything join. You for kukuma remove ya pata make we see something. Even me wey chop that chilli hot cow leg and grilled fish sef no strip like this

Na hunger wire me from airport nah

jennykadry: Abeg sitdon where you dey. Make you no go finish am for my husband wey don swear say him must go diaaa

I don make enquiries alrdy

alutacontinua: you're the one and only real wife the other ladies are just warming up my blood




sure.....wait for moi, okay?
btw, why your nails come look like woman own for that pic?

How you take see my nail for that noddle bowl

jennykadry: Hello r231

I am going that side next

jennykadry: Ahhhh where you dey? I was in Guangzhou in April. But I get a Nigerian tour guide for diaa . See grilled fish, see cow leg. cheiiiii

Beijing.

I have to see black pple first before I fig which one is NAIJA but in this case it looks like I am the only black here

jennykadry: You dey china? make sure you don't go back to the UK without tasting their well cooked cow leg and grilled fish.

Wia I go find that one......

Come see me dancing Alingo just to order rice cus they don't speak or even attempt to speak English na hin I go come ask for cow leg

Na noddles in bowl full of water I dey chop since

edwife:

jennykadry: You still dey waste your time for that stingy koko man called r231? MOVE ON. See me..I don long waka.
BTW R231, let me know when you people start collecting donations for the TEHN stuff for the elderly. Just mention my name to remind me

Lol.....guess what........I don carry am come china cus I fig out I need a Chinese kid

Will sure do as per donation...thanks