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^^^^^^dude there is nothing else you can do.
just move on

^^^^^^yea i knw there is cameras but they don't really chk it unless something happened and tapes are changed every 7days/wk so if nothing happen within 3mnths we can recycle it but unfortunately something else happened within that wk dat requires viewing of the tape

googles:

[size=13pt]Dear tech support

can i please subscribe for boyfriend 9.0

i need this application ASAP the last software i installed almost crashed my system i had to format it to the default setting

but right now i need to upgrade to boyfriend 9.0 heard it comes with a default camry 9.0, money 9.0 love-making 9.0

please upgrade my system right away

signed[/size]

hehehehehe
you not even asking for much from 5.0 all the way to 9.0 wow

platinumnk:
I WANNA SEE THE TAPE


hahahahahahahhahahah u guys are some freaks!

trust me i wanna see the take too but they refuse to show it to me cus i didn't deny it

oluwalogbon fashion institute
you beta go for 284 or 285

nellaluv:
Baby lets get drunk , 8 bottles of small stout please

hmmmm
small stout u be hard woman o

whitesturd:
lol.u kiddin aite?
nice joke anyways

nope not kidding
ma colleagues at HSBC still clown me up till now

denzel2009:
Are you serious?

Well, me and my ex boss we couldnt get enough of each other, after work I always follow her to her train station and then look for an empty carriage. We have been fumbling for some period until one day the train driver announced that guys that is not allowed on public transport. We had to get off at the next stop.

OMG

well i used to work for HSBC but not anymore. work for d lcgovt now

some years ago i was working for dis bank and one day i was helping dis chick out who needed a loan
chick was very hot and i am steaming
she got d vibe, i got d lyrics lol
well one thing led to another we srted messing around in my office before you knw whats going on i locked the door and o girl gave me one of d best head ever

some how some way something happened at d bank and they have to send the video tape to security and guess what i became a Indecency star before you knw it shoooooooo

I WAS FIRED for misconduct

court

depends on what 276 or 277

;d :d

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, NO MONEY 3.0 and FOOTBALL 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,


_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5,

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.



Lastly, Please remember to install and update to JesusWindow made by HeavenSoft

Good Luck

mama-gee:
Don't tempt me cause if I do
You'll go blind.

go on i am sure you have one or two in your archive

Abbey_city:
am in 9ja nw. . .

wont b online tomorrow!! we'll c on monday, meanwhile take-care of urself.

awwww
well i am gonna miss u for d whole wknd

Abbey_city:
r231 is my choice lol. . . but he's damn too far 4rm me

mum won't allow dat!

oh ok
well i am heading out of the office now
will catch up with you here 2moro if you gonna be here

takia

no mind am
260 or 261 go on

OMG
pls tell me you are joking

Abbey_city:
hmmm dat's so cool, will be going to church too. hw i wish it was sat. so dat i can club ova 9t _{as if i'll b chanced}

how come

^^^^ u r right

tkb417:
u lost your mind?

lost completely

Abbey_city:
if u knw hw to cook thn y can't u cook. . . anyway back to topic .hw are u going to spend your Val and wit who?

will go to church in the morning, well till around 1pm den go hangout with ma family after dat for some few and head out to d club l8r cus there are couple of shows going on at d club dat day

fine

newbe

moon is too far

child minder

hmmmm
interesting

i don't know




YET

picture pls

^^^^^true

Scooby1:
all dis talk about food making me hungry now
thought dis is the romance section

hehehehehehe
romance and food go together now

whats wrong wif everybody 2dy
if they r not looking for a wealthy lady they r looking for love, lies and s3x
na wah o