₦airaland Forum

Abbey_city:
Ben wat happened? wat av i done wrong?

av neva taste chinese food b4, d day i was opportune to eat it smthing came up and i couldn't

4real
i am even getting tired of it now. well dats life of a bachelor out here we tend to eat out all d time cus don really have time to cook.
not that i can't cook

i want to know too

ayettymama:
u see na

if i posted something like this


they will have started callin me all sorts of names!!!!

@ poster

uuuuu SCRUB!!

scrub ke nooooooooo
he is a GOLD DIGGER, OLE OLE, BARAWO BANZA

Abbey_city:
okay!!! can i go wit u? i mean av lunch wit u?

SURE
I feel like having chinnese or some form of rice or noodles cus i am very hungry ate early last night

Abbey_city:
oh, okay but this is past one here. wat says your time ova there?

its about 12:30 right now
will be going to lunch in bout 30mins

ole
you beta go and look for job

^^^^^^na fight

ugly

;d :d

hmmmm
ewwwwww even as i dude i wont do it

Abbey_city:
y dat? it's damn late. anyway yeah TGIF, so hw are u spending d weekend plus d Val?   btw hw was your 9t?

ma night was ok didn't really do much last night just ate, watch tv and sit online as usual
as per been late no i am not late normally i work from 10-4pm and sometimes get there for 11 and days that i don't feel like it i work from home

crazy

nope
so i will let some chick beat the crap out of me cus of love
nahhhh dats LOST

i will think about it

romsky:
y marry a man u dont trust, well love that is blind will be opened by marriage once he puts a tracking device on u

snthesis:
hmm my joint top tw, dont which one is sluttier-
i F*cked a chic in her parent's house, with the popsy and momsy next door in the siitting room.
next in line wud be f*ngering a chic on 3rd mainland bridge while driving top speed -the thrill made her come

OMG

256 or 257 jare lets go thereeeeeeee

Abbey_city:
No thnx. i need single man and nt double like u

any prove plz.
Good morning dear! hw was your 9t?

hello darling
it was ok
just getting to the office about 20mins ago thank God its friday

good morning pples

I confess hmmmmmmmm

its me

nice

This is funny !!!! However, the women might not

see the humor in it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!"

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"

bawomolo:
wait till i report all of yall to sunday school teacher. brother solomon must hear this.

hehehehehe

:d

na 250 or 251

mama-gee:
I'm not slutty so I have never ever done anything slutty.

yes you are
spit it out, we are waiting