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Wat happened to 'Dear Ol' Iron Brush'

Touched a nerve there, didnt I?

lol

wtfcoded:
u're still a todler, havn't attended the kindergarten yet, While i'm almost through with a PhD.

Last I heard he wasnt that smart!

wtfcoded:
dont be fooled bro.
On that part,Chinua was inspired by afonjas skull mining ability.
He used an igbo name in other to avoid someone calling him being tribalistic.
Gerrit now?

Things fall apart was a historical fictional story that depicted the typical customs and society of the iDumbs of the pre- and post-colonial era in late nineteenth century Nigeria and symbolically acclaimed as true depictions of the iDumbs traits and characters.

Nbote:
So dey learnt skull mining from a fictional story?? Are u saying dey are not jus skull miners but also dumb as well?

Not Yoruba's fault, they learnt it from your Master, Chinua Achebe in THINGS FALL APART.

Remember how Okonkwo took Ikemefuna's head off his shoulder.

What ritual was it for then?

wtfcoded:
Afonjas has a thing for money rituals.
every week comes a remix version of money rituals in afonja land.
Just imagine.

The Oputas get fantastic 'Generator'??

Half full, Half Empty!!

Can a Lesbian starve to death?

Very interesting...a lot of people will try to undermine the importance of good affirmative communication and they come online to seek pity for their relationships.

I give you 2 years everything go tire you!

My friend, go and sit down with your LOVEME website you are trying to scam people with.

Do you think Nigerians would begin to partronize your LOVEME scam just to chat and speak with dudes like you?

Be warned!



https://www.nairaland.com/4176939/28-year-old-daughter-doesnt#62387446
My 28 year old daughter doesn’t approve of my girlfriend who is only 4 years older than her

I met this amazing woman on this website called Loveme. Her name is Yulia, she’s from the Ukraine, and everything about her is just great. She’s so smart and funny, and we just connect on so many levels.

I’ll be the first to admit that we have a significant age gap I’m 59, and she’s only 33 years old. But the age gap has never been an issue. We’ve always been upfront with each other. We had been dating for almost 18 months before I decided to introduce her to my family. I have 3 kids, the 2 sons and 1 daughter.

My eldest daughter is 28 years old, she’s never really been open to the idea of me dating someone who’s only a few years older than her. My two sons, 25 and 23, don’t really mind, they’ve actually been pretty supportive.

I’m starting to seriously consider proposing to Yulia. I want my entire family to support the two of us. I’m asking if there’s anything I can do to make the two of them get along? Even though my daughter has her own place, she comes over fairly often, I really want us all to get along. Do you have any advice or suggestions on what I can do about this situation? I’d really appreciate it.


https://www.nairaland.com/4190720/falling-love-cuban-mexican-met#62598820

I’m thirty and have had a couple relationships in the past. I’ve been engaged once, but that relationship didn’t work out, because she left me for somebody else.
I was heartbroken. I’ve gone on a few dates after that, but I couldn’t find it in me to trust anyone.
Then I met Karla on loveme. She’s a beautiful girl from Cuban-Mexican descent. We get along with each other, and everything is going so well.There’s no issues of a language barrier since I am also partly Cuban by my mother’s side. She makes me laugh every day with her jokes and she always takes the time to listen to my daily stories.
The problem now is that I’m scared of making it official with her. It’s not that I don’t want to, I’m just terrified that I might get hurt again. On the other hand, I’m afraid that if I put off pursuing a relationship with her further, she’ll find someone else. Am I wrong for feeling this way? How will I know our relationship won’t go south?
The distance is also scary for me. We only met online and there’s a huge possibility that it wouldn’t work out. What if she’ll cheat on me behind my back when I’m away? I’m really stumped with what to do right now. I need all the help I could get. Any words of advice, anyone?


https://www.nairaland.com/4174926/girlfriends-family-doesnt-approve-online#62355213
I met my Filipina girlfriend online through a dating site called loveme. We got along really quickly and we’ve been communicating for about a year and a half now. After all the time we spent together via video calls and chat, we figured it was time to see each other. I decided to visit her in the Philippines.

My problem is that her family are quite traditional in all forms –including romance. They don’t really approve of our online relationship since we live thousands of miles away from each other. I’ve deeply fallen in love with this woman and I’m confident that she feels the same way. Another problem with her family that they’ve mentioned is our age gap. I’m too old for her and they are concerned about how things would turn out in our relationship.

I want to prove that I am worthy as a partner and can genuinely love her and her family. I initially planned to take them out and show them how I truly am when I visit my girlfriend and her family. I’m so nervous about the whole situation since I’ve already been thinking about future marriage plans.

If things do go well, I plan on proposing to her. How can I prove to her family that I’m fit to be their daughter’s lover? How can I approach them and how can I handle the situation when I finally get to see my girlfriend? Guys, I’m desperate for help!

loverr11:
My fiancee, and I have been together for a year now. I plan to propose on my next visit. I’m just not sure if I should run my plans with her parents first. She’s a girl from the Philippines that I met on Loveme. She’s beautiful, affectionate, and has strong family values. I love how she’s always been loyal to me despite the distance.
I’ve fallen for her even more when I travelled to her hometown the second time. She welcomed me to her home and took me to different tourist places around. It was a fun holiday with her. After I went home, I told myself that she was the one I wanted to spend my life with. I’ve been planning this proposal ever since and I want to do things the best way.
While I was there, we’ve only met her parents once. She lives on her own in the city and told me that she moved out right after she finished studying at university. She and her parents don’t really have the best relationship. This is why I’m confused if I have to talk to her parents before asking her to marry me. She’s not really a traditionalist but she still has practices that are in line with Filipino tradition.
I love her and I want her to have this special day. I need tips on Filipino pre-proposals. I don’t want my plans to go differently just because I didn’t follow specific local practices. I’ll do anything for my woman. So, I need all the help I can get. What do you do when you want to propose to a Filipina? Do I meet her parents? Do I inform them after she said yes? Do I bring my parents with me too? Would like any advice on this, thanks!

Wonderful write-up.

But a punctuation here and a comma there could make this piece a beauty to behold.

Just saying!

No one should bother to watch this nonsense....

Just one silly guy dancing on the stage...is Prof. Peller a dancer?

I dont blame him.

It' s not easy to be a MAN!

This is Sexual Harassment of Epic Proportion and should not be left without investigation!

The lady looked to be suffering from Downs Syndrome from the shape of her head and shoulders and couldnt have consented to such harsh treatments.

Olopolo!

ChiefPiiko:
Offer to cook for her, make sure the food is to your taste, once you are done start up a conversation and tell her this is just how you like your food

Na only him dey dia 37 years fa!

Make he shift make another person enjoy the power too.

Yor head! Shey dem need to begin paint am water color before he go know say hin time don reach?

Bros, some na car wey dem wan steal carry dem come o

Some na pickpocket dem be. Some na say make dem for know wetin happen for dia like testimonies and healing so dem go use am build dia own faith naim carry dem come.

Some really really come say make dem for kukuma solve dia problems once and for all. Some na the business wey dem wan do naim carry dem come.

Na you see say the place don dey full dey come small small??

Now stop asking yeye question....

Make una dey write wetin concern Nigeria no be wetin dey happen for America dey happen for everywhere.

But you try sha....

Folklore v2.0

@ op.

How much did it weigh, sef?

CastedDude:
A young man from Benin city, Edo state capital - killed a African rock python with the help of some youths in the area (Benin). According to reports, the huge python was killed after being stoned to death after it was sighted by the group of youths.

https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/11/young-man-shows-off-huge-python-killed-youths-today-benin-photos.html

Lala GRADE!

Well, this one na combined effort!

No victor, no vanquished!

Another case of iDumb disillusion!

How old are you

Well...Good to know they were almost all iDumb!

The Gate Outside is The Baby!

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Eat regularly– Rather than skip meals, you can consider eating 4-6 small meals daily. While eating, endeavour to chew thoroughly to enhance the digestive process. Eating large meals may contribute to stomach growling.

Where is the money??!

Lies from the pits of Kirikiri!

I wish they could preach this in the church cos they are quick to tell u ur enemy is doing u on the drop of a pin!

Watch out for bush dogs!