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Iamthoney:
Girl puleeeez means wetin then. Abeg I wan know

Pretty much saying ...."Whatever " with an eye rolling.

coded01:



Success in your exams...

Thanks

Iamthoney:
No beg her na

Begi ke?..

coded01:


** Runs out faster than a cheetah**

Draws him back. So I've read your constant comments about Man utd for the past 3 plus months, and never quoted you. Now that exams are over.....I GOT YOU!!!!!.....WATCHING YOU BOO!!

coded01:
How the mighty have fallen?

You ought to stick to Barca.

Iamthoney:
Man utd fan rite now

GURL PULEZZZZZZZ!!!!

Flashh:
Not shocking. Man U isn't surprising.

Hmmm!

Shocker!!!!!

ADEWUMIMichael:
***DID YOU KNOW **


1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.


2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a 50% chance you'll die within the next 3 years.


3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime.


4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger.


5. A person’s height is determined by their father, and their weight is determined by their mother.


6. If a part of your body "falls asleep", You can almost always "wake it up" by shaking your head.

7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing - food, attractive people and danger.


8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side.


9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odor.


10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years.


11. There are so many kinds of apples, that if you ate a new one every day, it would take over 20 years to try them all.


12. You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping.


13. People who laugh a lot are healthier than those who don’t.


14. Laziness and inactivity kills just as many people as smoking.


15. A human brain has a capacity to store 5 times as much information as Wikipedia.


16. Our brain uses the same amount of power as a 10-watt light bulb!!


17. Our body gives enough heat in 30 minutes to boil 1.5 liters of water!!


18. The Ovum egg is the largest cell and the sperm is the smallest cell!!


19. Stomach acid (conc. HCl) is strong enough to dissolve razor blades!!


20. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day & while you walk, SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant.


21. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.


22. When you wake up in the morning, pray to ask God's guidance for your purpose, today.


23. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.


24. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, broccoli, and almonds.


25. Try to make at least three people smile each day.


26. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts and things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.


27. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.
28. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.



29. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Forgive them for everything..

30. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
31. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.



32. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.



33. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.


34. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
35. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'


36. Help the needy, Be generous! Be a 'Giver' not a 'Taker'


37. What other people think of you is none of your business...

38. Time heals everything..

39. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
40. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.


41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.


42. Each night before you go to bed, pray to God and be thankful for what you accomplished, today. What if you woke up this morning and only had what you thanked God for yesterday? DON’T FORGET TO THANK GOD FOR EVERYTHING.


43. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.








Now: Think about forwarding this to your friends to help them lead a happier and healthier life, too!

I LOVE THIS.

Congratulations

Ode buruku

FINALLY!!!!

Chainsmokers ft Daya....Don't let me down.

This is an invasion of privacy.

humilitypays:
Genevieve Nnaji please forget The Rock, here is one you can get easily, so Ms Genny over to you

The Rock is Fione....No doubt

Alessia Cara----No Scars in Beautiful

Me, Myself & I -----G Easy ft Bebe Rexha

San Andreas

Kgdavid:
Never mind.

Well said.

Kgdavid:
African sense indeed.

Better wake up and smell the coffee.

So you want me to pay attention to what exactly?.

ijustdey:
I doff my hat for the woman for quick thinking and focusing on how to salvage the situation than just wailing and crying her self to death.....



her quick thinking safe her and her 3 lovely children...

That's an example of African sense.

Perhaps she ought to check for her man crush's history with women. He ain't got a good record. He is know for breaking women's heart.

kingstylo01:
yeah sure. I wasn't shocked until I saw the dog on her back....

That's beyond weird.

diva90:
No need

K!

diva90:
Says who? societal definition of class is not defined by character alone. Maybe you are confusing the word charisma for class

Google it

kingstylo01:
20yrs old? anyway, happy Birthday!



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meanwhile, one word for this woman

It's actually not a crime to put a leash on a kid. It's use is actuallly encouraged for the safety of the kids.. ..As for the dog?. That's a different story.

diva90:
Love her photoshoot pictures... You can tell that she's a classy lady just by looking at her choice of handbags. Her love for big hair cannot go unnoticed too.

Class is judged by character and not materials/possessions

bicmitchum:
Thanks for the incredible advice. I'm 4+ years now. Not due for study leave until next year September

Request for a study leave at your place of work and if you aren't accepted back after grad school then, stay in Canada. Just incase you are still conflicted about your decisions, then i'd suggest that you call the school to prostpone your acceptance into the University until next semester.....You will be given the grace to postpostpon your acceptance in the University for only a semester.

Abegi pass National budget make we start business again.

mightyokwy:
Even the dog understand the situation on ground, you no see how e take relax for the back.

Hahahahahaha.

seunny4lif:

My Facebook account

Okay!!...I'll google it using those words.

seunny4lif:
My blood is red

WORD!!!... On what website did u get the meme from?.