₦airaland Forum

olabowale:
@Pataki: Omo nla, i wo lo nso isoku so bayi? What did i say that is off the cuffs? Did Jacob wrestled with god and prevailed with (over) God and man? How can God not just defeat him easy that he had to dislocate his bone and sock joint of the thigh in order to escape? Doesn't that raise even the issue of god being on earth before Jesus was born? Considering that davidylan quoted that Melchizedek was the god of Abraham. Ki lo nso, iwo ogbe ni yi?

SHUT UP

Gonorrhea:
what i know is OBJ belongs to the zoo and if the poster thinks OBJ is cool, then maybe they are zoo-mates!!

abi ooooo,d poster sef suppose happy say him and OBJ dey d same level,ObJ na one very wealthy monkey wey him money fit feed d whole zoo family

poster rejoice jare--e no easy to wowo,anybody wey say e easy to wowo make e try am make i see,i salute u my brother

michelin89:
@ Jenny
Gene has hips she just has a flat ass. I can assure you that a frontal view of her is ok.

Haba na crime to be short?

Me nor gree ooo!

Gene has a low hips ive taken a good look @ her and then her ass is flat,na front view we dey look?i don check well sef ini sef fine pass am for my eyes

celinedion

Gonorrhea:
what is wit u and OBJ naw?!

^{OBJ is an embodiment of a ravaging beauty!}

OBJ na fine and cool guy naaa,just like d poster

@topic

if you're cool then this man down is also cool

davidylan:
please allow sistawoman to make her ubiquitous "vows".

lmao oh gawddd

doyin13:
Rubbish,  . . . .A woman's place is in the kitchen

A man has no bizness in the Kitchen.

see ur mouth


@Rhino

dats one of them

$$Rhino:
Being a man is not known by sitting on the lounge while beng served, but by caring and being helpful

abi oooo,pls tell those kids dat call themselves men on dis forum

KarmaMod:
Didnt you vow the same to your first husband though yet shit happened? 

ROTFLMSGBO

no crime in a guy helping his wife or girlfriend out in d housechores

Sisikill:
ROTFLMAO. . . OMFG, that's funny.     

Wasn't Willy Willy a scary show or something?

I remember as a kid chanting [b]"Willy Willy don come" [/b]with my friends.

Abi was it because it was used for Pe/nis it sounded scary?

so u don't know that a man's thing is no longer called d***k or pe**s?its also called willy willy because its scary,if u doubt me just check it out when the thing is standing in its naked glory and see d way it breathes  my dear u go run ,because i think say na only humans and animals dey breathe ,never knew that thing breathes ,no be today my sister


there r other names for it like:kabiyesi,chairman and local government area,so willy willy na nothing

naijachix:
what da heck about married women being toasted or laid!!!!!!!!

70% of single girl who have laid guys before have actually laid married guys!!!
so why should men always be cheated?

please tell me!

so cos of dat ,men should also join in d stupidity right?so if a woman sleeps wt a cow ,u men should also sleep wt d same cow,just cos u dont want to be cheated right?

whatever for?

dreeldee:
it's nothing new, I experience same too and all i do is ignore them after all i'm happily married

all of una wey dey change gender i dey see una ooooo

gabe_logan:
why are u decieving yourself? reverse is the case.

don't worry i give u 10 years from now to grow up,then u will understand wat im talking about,until then keep wallowing in your kiddish skills

sistawoman:
Thanks yall for the imput.  I am enjoying reading the responses to this one as i enjoy my glass of wine.

Before I go for a refill i just wanted to comment on the statement that married sex is boring sex.  I would beg to differ.  My husband is the best i have had in bed and I enjoy him every single night (althou we are trying to regulate this).

i don't live in New England but in Maryland.  When they try to toast me I just explain that I am happily married and their response is i wont tell if you don't tell.  My response is I will tell, so lets not go there.

I will not cover up my big ole bootie, i will not stop letting it bounce when i walk and my girlz will always and forever be popping out my blouse (tastefully).  My husband loves to see me dressed like that, he loves to see me feeling and being sexy and I will not stop.  Because if i do the next hot sexy thing that walks down the street will have his attention.  When we go out it is my arse that he is looking at and my waist that he is grabing.  I intend to make sure it stays that way.

lma some one actually told me one time that the married the better

as for ur girls popping out as in visible or wat?

Missy B:
Rampant
Ignore this boy.
He's actually one of 'em lonely dude seekin attention d wrong way.
I'll cont. frm ere wit him.
All d same sweets,    

hes a kid,hes replies r dat of a kid,he has a lot of growing up to do

just look at d way he spoilt the thread pple were enjoying wt his childish tricks,let him grow up ,i have no case wt kids like him

$$Rhino:
Missy B, my sister from the other mother, i am so sorry for the comment, hope you will forgive your brova, however, if i smash my head on the wall, i fit die and we don't want to hear a nairalander dead.

better and matured person jare,lets get back the fun of the thread



@gabe

you're still a kid ,u have a lot of growing up to do,you're d one lonely here , because i can see that its only women u like spewing your idiocy on  y wouldnt u anyways?no woman wants to end up wt your likes as a friend not to talk of a lover

grow up man,this place is not for kindergarten pupils

gabe_logan:
y r u sticking you nose in someone else's business?

y r u not minding ur own damn business?leave her and rhino to settle watever differences they have,afterall d rhino has apologised,so just shut up and walk away and stop acting like a kid

im enjoying dis thread so dont spoil it for d poster

gabe_logan:
@ missy b

you're a changed person now, uve had a sex change operation right?

like seriously,is it too difficult for u lots to grow up?

$$Rhino:
Missy B, your name sounds like a gay.

y d insult?was it necessary?did he/she insult u?

Oracle14:
Research has showed Nigerian women perform poorly in bed: I would like some contributions on the reason for this trend.

Thanks 

P.S you would be contributing to further research

if they r so bad in bed,i wonder why d whites cant take their hands off them nigerian women,and i also wonder why the nigerian men keep running back to them nigerian women

gabe_logan:
some married women are extremely hot and irresistable. plus they do not act like most of the nairaland girls wey dey form unnecessarily

how do the nl women form?

gabe abeg hear urself wella,so its now a crime for a married woman to look hot for her husband abi?or u expect her to start dressing like mgbeke wt a mary amaka dress cos shes married?

Missy B:
Werin?

IF SM1 DOES NOT STOP ME NOW,M GON DEAL WIT DIS CHIC MERCILESSLY

sharapppp diaaaa , married ko married ni,or r u a transgendered   how come ur profile says male and u r here telling us how men toast u

$$Rhino:
rampant, there is a big different walking and clapping them as*s, most sisters just want to tempt them brovas, some of the sisters sometimes want to know if she still got game, if she can still make the brother commit.

so because shes married she should watch the way she walks abi?wat if dats her natural way of walking?i see no crime in it,they r thousands of single women out there so y should any useless guy be interested in a married woman?

gabe_logan:
nailing a married woman is the apex in the game.

if you can nail a married woman, then your game is extra-tite.

dats a perfect example of a lazy man,who cant go out to struggle and get his own girl,but would rather go for a ready made,such pple shouldnt be called men but cowards