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martha: Imagine u aving that kindda dream and u wake up to find a hole in ur pilow with ur thingy inside

... And the pilow was your sharpener! Naughty tapeworm!

NO! It didn't happen that way! Which kind of martha are you?

Pls, is there no nairalander who thinks spritually? That will be more impressive.

Gov Wahala:
U had sex in your simply means u had sex in your dream. Or is there something u did in ur dream?

Brother, modify this post. I can't get the message.

Please, keep the comments coming.

Dannylux: Hahaha
Abu Mikey, they caught you on tape.

LoL! Bros, take one kul Like!

lynpetra: To bite and chunk the forbidden fruit.
But son,dont do it!It's poisonous.Save your chastity for as long as you can.Pray for the devil is dressed as a beautiful woman with a red and attractive fruit.Save it!For there's honour in it,son!Happy New year!!!

Thanks! My sister. I love this. Thank you so much.

randwise: Ok, thanks for your comments. But do you think it's ordinary? More comments are entertained.

someone told me I have to pray fervently. That it isn't normal.

lynpetra: Son...it is time.

.. to do what, Mother?

...

Ok, thanks for your comments. But do you think it's ordinary? More comments are entertained.

Actually, I was having some kinda absurd feelings before I slept yesterday.....

All I saw was that I was doing it with a girl I know first (which i don't even have feelings for at all!), it didn't seem enjoying then i went to the second girl. (all in my bedroom - two beds - each on a bed). I continued with her for some minutes, but nothing came out! I continued sooo hard but still, not even a drop! (Note; I don't have a low sperm count and I have my W.Ds regularly) Then I went out for a stroll after I had finished with her. I saw her again in a stall, she was so happy seeing me and she greeted me which i returned. Some minutes after, I saw two whites , a male and a female bleeping on a commercial bike - the cyclist was there too. ( bleeping on the backside of a motocycle? How terrific! )

And that was all. How sensless but phenominal! Please, this isn't a pseudo, it is what happened in my dream.

I never had sex before in my life and I am not the masturbating type.

I'm a virgin boy

So, if you have any thing to write, write oo!

No false comments! Ama give you a brobdinngnagian and super-thorough e-slap if you write nonsense. You'd just notice a hand come out of your screen and then: KPAAAA!! - ya face.

DonColz1: RIVERS State Governor and Chairman of the Nigerian Governors’ Forum has attributed the increasing level of insecurity in the Federal Government.
He also said God, and not man, installed him as the state governor because he fasted and prayed for 10 months before he became the governor.
Amaechi said rather than chase criminals away from the state, the police had decided to shoot innocent citizens.
The governor, who spoke at Saint Vincent De Paul Catholic Church in Port Harcourt on Wednesday, said insecurity in the state was growing because the police had failed to do their job in an unbiased manner.
Maintaining that his government was installed by Jesus Christ, Amaechi urged the people to disregard those who claimed to be responsible for his emergence as the governor of the state.
He said, “As a government led by me, a government installed by Christ, if anybody tells you he installed me, tell him it is a lie. Tell him that I said I prayed for 10 months and I fasted from 6am to 6pm, calling on Christ to come down and Christ came down mightily and installed me as governor.
“That is why you can see that in the face of human effontery, I have been able to stand face to face with them and I say I have Christ in me.
“You must rise in that same spirit of having Christ in you and confront those who are confronting you. You must stand up for Christ because the Bible says ‘faith without work is dead.’
“We must not die. We must live and the way to live is to celebrate Christ and the way to celebrate Christ is to confront Satan and Satan is in different forms and shapes.
“If the police shoot at you, they are satanic. If government denies you your right to live, that government is satanic,” Amaechi added.
“All these you may want to attribute to political disagreement in Rivers State; but it is not true. It is simply because of those who lead us in Abuja; because the police is an establishment of the Federal Government and they have refused to curb the excesses of the police.
“Instead of the police to chase away criminals, they are shooting at innocent citizens. Don’t stop at praying. We knew we prayed, but as you pray, you must rise on your feet and confront the challenges of insecurity.”
http://www.punchng.com/news/i-fasted-for-10-months-to-become-gov-amaechi/

wow.. How religious! :/

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Politics i hate.

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Wow, this is bodaciously Awesome. Felicitations to the baby.

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hmn.
Bros GEJ; known for his indulgencies and infamy.

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I ate and almost got BURSTED! Though, a muslim.

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Nice thread here. I researched your company on google. You guyz seem to be nice.

Please, i need the price quotes below:- price per 1kg;

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I commend Oga Seun and his team for this work. Nairalanders should be grateful and supportive !!! God Bless You All and Complements of the Season !!!

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jonaji: Nairaland has provided a platform where an average Nigerian could voice his views about the happenings in the country and other issues that affect him or her. Also it has been the source of livelihood for many, many have gotten jobs/ appointments, many have gained connections and have been empowered through Nairaland. Indeed Nigerians and others have derived one benefit or the other from Nairaland.
I commend Oga Seun and his team for this work. Nairalanders should be grateful and supportive !!! God Bless You All and Complements of the Season !!!

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Thread closed.
It got sold today

It got sold today @ the rate of N12,000 sir.

Thread is closed.

jreyez: I'll give you 8k do we have a deal?

14k sir.

3 bookings already.

Sorry, i have only a picture here.

for N17,000 only in ibadan. No
false comments pls.
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for N17,000 only in ibadan. No false comments pls.

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Nice thread Sir. Infact, i imagine how big you would have become!


Thank you so much for this.
God blessings to you.

lanrexlan: This is an extract of the Lecture delivered By Alhajj Zakariyyah Balogun –Imam Ansarudeen Mosque,ZoneB & Alhajj Liadi-Akilapa (Late) - Chief Imam,Bodija Market Central Mosque,Ibadan.

WHAT IS DEATH?
Death is a natural phenomenon,creation of Almighty Allah and the power of death is given to one of Allah’s angels in person of malaku mawt popularly known as As-srail, to have control over the life of everything that Allah has created.

Angel of Death is great and the power vested on him covers every being in the Universe,every living and non-living being in the Universe is at the claw of the angel of death.

TYPES OF DEATH:
Death May be classified into 3 types:

1)GRADUAL DEATH:This is dis-functioning or paralysis of the bodily organs or loss of any part of the organs while the soul is still alive in the rest of the body.This kind of death is a terrible trial, which no one ever prays for;it comes by accident,disease or as birth defect.

2)PARTIAL DEATH:This is sleep,it is a twin-brother to death and it is a naturally altered state of consciousness in man whereby the nervous system relax its function,the soul is released from the flesh for some time when Allāh takes it for the time being.By this the mental processes are suspended and functioning of other organs is altered or slowed down.The soul returns after some time and the body regains its full control and functioning when awake,a sign of resurrection after real death for those who can reflect.

3)TOTAL DEATH:Is the cessation of the body’s vital functions,usually assessed by the absence of a pulse and breathing.
This is actual death in which the soul permanently separates from the body and the latter rots away.Any of the first two may lead to total death if Allah so wishes:Allah takes away the souls of human beings at the time of their death and those that die not during their sleep. He keeps those (souls) for which He has ordained death and sends the rest for a term appointed.Verily in this are sign for people who think deeply.[Surah Az-Zumar 39:42].

Who kills?
Allah is the only one that kills or causes death,although the license to kill has been given to the angel in charge but the phenomenon,time and place of death are destined by Allah which the angel of death only follow diligently and obediently:
Allah says in Surah Luqman 31:34 -Verily with Allah alone is the knowledge of the Hour …and no soul knows what it will earn tomorrow,and no soul knows in what land it will die.Surely,Allah is All-Knowing,All-Aware.

To prove that only Allah can kill,
Jabir transmits that:We were with the Prophet in the battle of Zatur-Riqa.On the journey we came across a shady tree,which was reserved for the comfort of the messenger of Allah, meanwhile a pagan came,pulled the sword of the messenger of Allah which was hanging on the tree and said:
‘Are you afraid of me or not’? The messenger of Allah replied No! The pagan said:‘Who will save you from me’? The Prophet replied ‘Allah’! On this the sword fell down from the hands of the pagan, and the Prophet picked it up and said:‘who will save you from me’? The pagan said: ‘Hold the sword in a better way,have mercy on me and leave me.(Nawawi).

The Prophet left him with his ignorance to take lesson from Him,Who saved the Prophet(pbuh) from his hands,and Who let the sword fell from his hands?
Evil and cultic people do,at times, threaten people with death,whereas they have no power over death,they only plan and make strategy which later turn out to be a trial for them and the oppressors.
Allah promised to ruin them (Surah An-Nahl 16:45-47).Allah says:…Feeble indeed is the plot of Shaytān [Surah An-Nisa 4:76].

Allah says in the glorious Quran in Surah Al-Anbiyaa 21:35 -Every soul shall taste of death;and We test you with evil and good by way of trial.And to Us shall you be returned.

Surah Al-Waqiyah 56:60 -We have ordained death for you all.

Surah Al-Anbiyaa 21:34 -We granted not everlasting life to any human being before you (Muhammad).If then you should die, shall they men live for ever?.

Allah cannot break His promise because of anyone,so one must face up to reality.

The Prophet(pbuh) said:If you survive till evening,do not expect to be alive in the morning,and if you survive till the morning, do not expect to be alive in the evening, and take from your life for your death and from your health for your illness.(Bukhari).
The irony of death is whether you prepare for death or not you will still regret whichever you subscribed to.
Prophet Muhammad(pbuh) said:No one dies but is ashamed of himself;if he is a doer of good,he is ashamed of not doing more,and if he is an evil doer,he is ashamed of not desisting(Tirmidhi).
Hope this satisfies your curiosity?

yes sir. Allah bless you.

Thank you so much sir. I think u can also contribute to this.

https://www.nairaland.com/1544512/belief-death-islam

Assalamu alaekum as you veiw this topic. I am Abdul-Azeem from Ibadan. I have heard many facts and beliefs concerning what happens when one dies. The "soul leaving the body", "the two angels that attends to you in the grave", "the interrogation by the angels" and so on. Actually, i only want to have a precise knowledge about "DEATH" 'as in ISLAM' by the way. Your contributions pls and no insults.

Pls, teach me how to have this so called "spiritual strenght"... I admire to have a very close relationship with the ALMIGHTY but, i just need a guide. I'd love it if a Generous Muslim Brother, can help.